Musical guest Chris Cornell, and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 657. The o. C. steve and now, here he is, Jimmy Fallon Jimmy oh [ cheers and applause ] i feel the love. Thank you very much. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it, baby. [ cheers ] youre here. Great show tonight. Well, welcome. Heres what people are talking about. This is pretty big, today fox news announced that bill oreilly has been fired after a Sexual Harassment scandal. [ audience oohs ] yep, experts say that its not likely that any selfrespecting network will ever hire him, then cnn said, welcome aboard. [ laughter ] get this. I saw this earlier today oreilly actually met with pope francis at the vatican. Yeah. When he saw oreilly going to confession, the next guy in line said, you know what, ill come back tomorrow. [ laughter ] next week . Next week good . Ill figure it out. Some political news. I saw that President Trump gave a speech in wisconsin yesterday. He actually spoke in front of a a giant flag made out of wrenches. When he heard hed be speaking in front of a bunch of tools, he said, my cabinets going to be there . I didnt even know [ laughter and applause ] no. Steve heyoh ho jimmy the speech actually took place in House Speaker paul ryans home district but while he was talking, trump wound up calling Paul Ryan Ron a couple of times. [ laughter ] take a look at this. This is real. Although he could not be here today, my thanks go to speaker ryan i said, ron, make sure these countries start paying their bills a little bit more. You know, theyre way, way behind, ron. [ laughter ] jimmy trump later apologized saying, i got him mixed up with my son, ron jr. [ applause ] ron. [ light laughter ] i always look at you and yeah, i hear ron. cause james, hes best friends with ronald mcdonald. [ laughter ] its a long story, but well get into it some other time. Guys, i saw that this week the official white house snapchat account misspelled the word education [ laughter ] on a photo of education secretary, betsy devos. [ light laughter ] its pretty embarrassing but it turns out betsy has her very own snapchat account and typos are the least of her problems. Take a look at her latest snap story. Okay. How do i Start Recording . Snapchat start. Hi, im betsy oh. Oh, a doggy. That doggy looks just like me. Hello, doggy hello, doggy [ applause ] jimmy doggy looks just like me. No, no, betsy, thats not a [ applause ] hey guys, some sports news here, i want to say congrats to serena williams. She Just Announced that shes expecting a baby. [ cheers and applause ] thats good news. [ applause ] shes expecting a baby, which means she won the Australian Open while she was pregnant. And the baby said, so do i get a doubles trophy or whats the [ applause ] i read that after the success of their instore cafes, ikea might open its own restaurant, which is great until you have to assemble your own table. [ laughter and applause ] i mean, its just not worth it. Its not worth it. Might as well just not worth. Takes too long. A little tv news here, saw that mtv is bringing back the show fear factor and they said the series will get a bit of a a makeover so contestants will face more modernday challenges. For example, the first fear factor challenge will be ordering the egg sandwich thats been in the starbucks display case for six months. [ light laughter ] ill try it. [ applause ] steve ick. Jimmy next challenge will be not liking your coworkers Instagram Post of their new baby. Its like, how dare you . It is a beautiful baby. The final challenge will be flying united airlines. Well, there you go. [ cheers and applause ] we have a great show, tonight. Give it up for the roots, everybody [ cheers and applause ] jimmy guys, its been a a great week so far. Theres more ahead. Tomorrow night, im very excited about this. All the way from australia, robert irwin will be here. And hes [ cheers and applause ] if you havent seen him, hes a a really cute kid. Hes steve irwins son. And last time he was here he just brought a bunch of animals. He really knows his stuff. I think he got like over 54 million views on facebook. Steve wow. Jimmy anyways, so hes just hes hes going to bring a bunch of animals and try to scare me. Anyways, you dont want to miss it. Hes going to be here tomorrow night. But first, we have a fantastic show tonight. I love it when she comes by. Look at this is just one of her covers. Oolala. Then heres another cover. Oolala. Sienna miller is here, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] the lost city of z. Steve oh. Jimmy the lost city of z is her movie. Plus hes the creator and star of Anthony Bourdain parts unknown. Hes also the producer of a a really cool new documentary about a legendary chef named Jeremiah Tower. Anthony bourdain is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] the one and only. Steve come on jimmy and were going to do this thing tonight, sienna, anthony and i are going to play a game called secret ingredient. Steve ooh. Jimmy so its like a twist on a cooking segment, yeah. But were going to guess the secret ingredient. That will be later on in the show. Tune in for that. Plus we have great music tonight from my man Chris Cornell. [ cheers and applause ] the promise right there. [ cheers and applause ] guys, you know how they say a a pictures worth a thousand words . Well its also worth one meme. Ill show you what im talking about. Its time for this week in memes. Here we go. This week in memes this week in memes yeah jimmy first up, lets take a look at this photo of attorney general, jeff sessions. This meme is called when you see yourself naked in the mirror. I was like steve hey [ applause ] jimmy take a look a this next photo of secretary of state, rex tillerson. This meme is called when you at the beach and bae walks out of the water in slowmo. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i got to call you back. Next up we have a photo of sean spicer. His meme says, when its pizza friday and you the last in line. [ laughter and applause ] steve oh, man. Jimmy next up we have russian president , vladimir putin. [ light laughter ] his meme says, that feeling when you just sat on a lego. Oh, boy [ applause ] next is Indiana Pacers head coach, nate mcmillan. His meme is called when bae binge watched the show you always watch together. Like oh, come on steve come on. Jimmy thats what we do together. Steve i waited for you i just sat on a lego. [ light laughter ] jimmy next we have a photo of a dog. Take a look at this. This meme is called when the subway door is about to close and youre already late for zumba. [ applause ] steve zumba. Jimmy next up heres a a photo of german chancellor angela merkel. This meme says, when your friend is trying to show you photos from her vacation and you spot the ice cream truck. [ applause ] mmhmm. Yeah, thats really good. That was really interesting. Email me that. Heres a photo of donald trump on easter. His meme says, when you the hype man for the trix rabbit. [ laughter and applause ] yo, yo, yo, you going to want to get some cold milk. [ laughter ] steve silly rabbit. Jimmy trix are for kids [ light laughter ] next is a photo of jarod kushner. His meme says, when youre thinking about if your stuffed animals come to life after you go to bed. [ light laughter ] [ applause ] it did move. Heres a photo of kim jongun. His meme says, when you scanning channels and ed sheeran come on the radio. Its like [ applause ] and finally, this has been going around the internet. Its soccer player, Cristiano Ronaldo and his bust. His meme says, when bae looks different from his tinder profile photo. Steve oh [ applause ] jimmy that was this week in memes. When we come back, well play secret ingredient with Sienna Miller and Anthony Bourdain so stick around. [ cheers and applause ] its a very simple procedure, mr. Diaz. Were just going to make one small incision here, then were gonna go in and remove your 67 corvette. My vette . Its just a gall bladder you dont have. Aflac paying you cash, so you might have to sell that sweet little muscle machine just to cover your rent. More funny juice. But my papa gave me. That. Car. What do you wish you had . Aflac. Ohh, i love doing that. Health can change, but the life you love doesnt have to. Keep your lifestyle healthy with aflac dude. Your crunchings scaring the fish. Dude. Theyre just jealous. New kelloggs raisin bran crunch with crunchy clusters and the taste of apples and strawberries. excited i got one jokingly guess were having cereal for dinner. 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Jack vo and my hashbrowns turn into my new munchie mashups. Jack vo they come with crispy hashbrowns and tasty white cheese mashed up with your choice of savory egg and bacon, buffalo chicken and ranch, or jalapenos and bacon. Jack vo so you can keep going until the sun comes up. Jack vo ouch, thats gotta hurt. Jack vo introducing my new munchie mashups. Only at jack in the box. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, im very excited for this. Welcome back, everybody. Im here with Sienna Miller and Anthony Bourdain. [ cheers and applause ] this is a game called secret ingredient. Now, heres how it works. Well each be served a gourmet threecourse meal, but each entree has been prepared with one unusual secret ingredient, which none of us knows. Its our job to figure out what that ingredient is. After we write down our guesses, well reveal them, earning a point if we get it right. Higgins can you tell us what the first course will be. Steve mmm. To start with, we have a a selection of crusted fried mozzarella sticks with basil tomato ragu. But can you guess the secret ingredient gredient gredient gredient jimmy theres no echo on there at all. Steve bon appetit jimmy the ingredient i think the ingredient is in the crust, right, or it could be steve may be. Who knows . Jimmy all right, here we go. You just have to go in, like jimmy all right, were doing it right now. Oh, you went for it. Steve mmm. Oh jimmy wait, what . Oh jimmy what are you doing that for . Oh oh jimmy what are you doing that for . Stop oh steve oh, delicious. Jimmy oh steve ingredients a a secret. Write it down. Oh, my god. Steve what could it be . There is a gut bucket below. Jimmy i got it. Steve dont show your answer to your neighbors. Jimmy that this ones the easiest. Oh, my god. Steve write down your answers. Is that really wine . [ laughter ] we dont know. Yeah. Jimmy yes, it has to be really wine [ light laughter ] whatre you talking about . All right, all right. Steve all right, are you ready . Jimmy sorry, that was awful. Oh jimmy all right, ready. Steve sienna oh steve what did you think the secret ingredient was . Bubble gum. Jimmy yeah, um steve im going to say [ ding ] gum. Yes, thats correct. [ cheers and applause ] bubble gum jimmy right, bubble gum . Steve chewing gum. [ cheers and applause ] it was in fact juicyfruit. Juicyfruit gum. But were going to jimmy juicyfruit is probably more of a chewing gum than a bubble gum. Steve yeah, id say dont even Steve Anthony is going to get a point and a half. Jimmy im just saying. In america, maybe. Jimmy you cant blow bubbles with juicyfruit. Steve yeah. Jimmy just saying. Steve not doing it. That was most disgusting thing. Steve take a sip of the, what we call wine. [ light laughter ] now, for your next course. Jimmy that was good. That was gross. Steve our chef has prepared you a wild caught blue louisiana catfish blackened a a la Paul Prudhomme. But can you guess the secret ingredient . Bon appetit. [ laughter ] im afraid. Steve Paul Prudhomme jimmy its going to be in the crust, is what im assuming, right . Steve first man ever to ride a jazzy. Oh, no. Jimmy Paul Prudhomme . All right, its got to be the crust, right . Yeah. I dont want to do it, man. Steve take a bite. Jimmy sure, you have to do it. Steve its an ingredient that is secret. [ laughter ] oh, not bad. Nts, not too shabby, what do you think . I feel like anthonys got an advantage. Steve write it down. Jimmy oh, this is easy. I got it. Steve what do you think it is, sienna . What is that secret ingredient . What could it possibly be . Write down you answer. All i can taste is juicyfruit. I have no idea. Jimmy all right, you want to start with anthony . I im sorry. Steve anthony, well start with you. I couldnt really get a read on it. I took a wild guess. Oxycontin. [ laughter and applause ] steve oh, judges . Judges . [ buzzer ] very close. No, im sorry. Could you be more specific with your narcotic. [ light laughter ] jimmy very close, very close steve jimmy, what did you say . Jimmy i think i know what it is. I think i really i think i got this correct. So you might as well go steve all right, sienna, what did you say . Im its not i wrote chocolate. Steve chocolate, all right, what type of chocolate . Its a chocolate what . Jimmy what . [ laughter ] i i honestly i dont steve all right. Im sorry. Judges . [ buzzer ] oh steve jimmy . Jimmy im going to say, burnt popcorn. Steve oh, you are wrong. [ buzzer ] it is an oreo cookie. It is an oreo. [ cheers and applause ] or in england, a banger and pop. Did you taste the oreo . No steve not a hydrox. Jimmy yeah, yeah. I taste it now. Not really. Steve its an oreo. Jimmy thats a good flavor of oreo, though, burnt popcorn. Its a burnt its a burnt oreo. Jimmy its a burnt oreo. Steve an oxycontin oreo, a a chocolate oreo . I would have to say, i got closest. Steve i was going to say that as i was turning to you. Oh, sorry, sorry steve are you ready . Yeah. Steve you know what, they always say the greatest meals are rounded with a dessert. Jimmy oh, oh, yeah steve but tonight were making things exciting with a a double dessert. To end the evening our chef has prepared both traditional orange ice cream bars made with a local organic dairy alongside a layered parfait with an orange gelee and whipped cream with jimmy youre youre making up words. [ light laughter ] if its the first steve when you guess it, each one is worth one no, each one is worth 17,000 points. [ laughter ] jimmy okay and steve first of all, start with your ice cream bar. Jimmy all right. Steve taste your ice cream bar. Jimmy were all doing ice cream bars at the same time . Steve yep. Jimmy all right. This is creepy steve what is it . [ laughter and applause ] oh, my gosh. Steve oh, bon appetit. All right, write down what do you think the ice cream bars what is the ice cream bars secret ingredient . What is that . Steve all right. Write it down. Jimmy oh steve what could it possibly be . Jimmy put it down first . Ill put that first . Steve yeah, write that down first. No, no, no, and then were going to write down now, whats in the parfait . Jimmy oh i dread to think. Steve all right, taste the parfait. So delicious looking. [ light laughter ] parfait means perfect in french, but is it . [ laughter ] steve care for a palate cleanser . Jimmy oh, no steve an entire pallet of cleanser . Oh, my god steve oh, so good, but so secret. So secret. Oh, my god. Steve what could that be in that parfait . Jimmy all right, i got it. Okay, that was honestly one of the worst ive ever had to do, i apologize. That was disgusting. I mean, my bucket is thats incredible. Steve all right. Sienna, what did you think the secret ingredients were for the ice cream bar first and then the other one, the parfait . What do you think it is . I thought that the ice cream bar was salted off cream. Steve salted off cream jimmy thats so british. What is off cream . Like stale. Steve well, it could be off cream if youre more specific like off, like turned. Jimmy okay, turn steve it was turned turnt cream. Steve and it was turned into a food item, what would that be . Salty steve thatd be a cheese, wouldnt it . Off cheese, salty cheese steve im going to say, judges . [ buzzer ] [ applause ] steve all right, cheese. Second ingredient . Chili and cream. Steve oh, so close, no, but no cigar. [ buzzer ] james. Jimmy im going to say butter butter and habanero peppers steve oh, judges, come on. [ buzzer ] oh, so close. Jimmy i i know the judges. [ laughter ] they have something against me. I know those guys. Steve yeah, you know those guys. Jimmy i work with them every day. Steve anthony, what do you say . Youre a professional chef. The crapsickle was blue cheese was the mystery ingredient perhaps. Steve it was cheese. Yeah, judges . [ buzzer ] american cheese. He has kraft cheese and the next one very old american cheese. Tabasco sauce . Steve could you be more specific in your brand name . Uh, red hot. [ buzzer ] steve yes sriracha . Steve what . Jimmy sriracha, yeah [ cheers and applause ] over 70,000 points steve Anthony Bourdain is the winner jimmy hes a professional. [ cheers and applause ] congratulations, congratulations. Jimmy our thanks to Sienna Miller, Anthony Bourdain, steve higgins. The champ, Anthony Bourdain [ cheers and applause ] the king that was tough. I apologize. I know, i know. More tonight show after the break. Stick around, everybody. American cheese. [ cheers and applause ] hey allergy muddlers are you one sneeze away from being voted out of the carpool . 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Rs starting at 6. 99, which is 100 awesome. 100 beef burgers with fries starting at 6. 99. 100 seriously. Whats it say . Is it the cure for malaria . Has the war ended . A prince wants to give us 20 million dollars, he just needs our Social Security numbers. Were gonna be rich horses for everyone the first spam was sent by telegraph in 1864. Huh. Put some flavor in your break. Make time for snapple [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we are joined right now by an amazing actress. I love her in every movie shes in. You can see her in the new movie the lost city of z, which is currently playing in select theaters and opens nationwide on friday. Everyone, please welcome Sienna Miller [ cheers and applause ] ew. Jimmy i know, i know. I dont know why i always make you do like silly its always eating. Jimmy its always eating and silly things. Always inelegant eating. And i realize the nicest part was when i spat the stuff out, i spat on to a ribbon. So i had like a soggy, kraft cheese. Jimmy you have a little you can remember it. Yes. Jimmy you remember our show by. That was pretty gross. Was that the grossest thing youve ever eaten . Its up there. Oh no, ive eaten a ate a a scorpion, a chocolatecoated scorpion once. And a locust in a salad. Jimmy what . I was hammered, man. [ laughter ] jimmy does that help . Does that help you in yeah, youll eat anything. I was like jimmy like, ah, gimme this. Scorpion, scorpion more. Jimmy whats the whats one of the best meals youve ever had . Oh, theres this place called the fat duck in england. Jimmy oh, really . Its a cute name. Yeah. Jimmy no, i like the name. You dont eat duck. Jimmy you dont, no. No, its by the chef heston blumenthal. So its sort of in its a delicious version of what we just did. They have like snail porridge, or egg and bacon ice cream, but its amazing. Its a whole experience. Jimmy sounds great. Yeah. Jimmy yeah. [ laughter ] that was good. Jimmy no, but i know that you have great taste, because once you made a chicken for me once. I did. Jimmy you made a roast chicken. A roast chicken. Jimmy yeah. Yeah. Jimmy i didnt know, because i dont know how in a microwave, i think, probably. Jimmy no, it was in an oven. Was it . Jimmy oh, it was amazing. Yeah, no, it was in an oven. Jimmy it was like perfectly british. cause my yeah, its a rite of passage if youre british to be able to cook a roast. Jimmy see, americans, we dont you dont roast. Jimmy we microwave a pizza. Hot pocket. A hot pocket we know how to do. And you deep fry a turkey. Jimmy no, ive deep fried a a turkey before. Oh, yeah. Its actually good. Jimmy yeah, but roasting a a chicken no yeah. Jimmy that takes too long. I mean we want immediate every sunday we do a roast. Jimmy you do . Yes. Jimmy and you knew how to do it, but there was like carrots and veggies and gravy. Gravy. Jimmy it was really good. You still cook . Yeah, all the time. Jimmy are you youre currently doing a movie. Are you in youre in new hampshire, right . Im in new england. Jimmy new england. Oh, thats right. New england. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy and you i havent cooked there yet. Jimmy no, but where youre living in the woods, you told me. Well, like im staying im staying in a rental house. Im there for five weeks. And i was late getting there, and i went straight to production office, and did like a costume fitting, and then they were like, okay, well just drop you at the house. So, they dropped me at the house. But it was dark, and i had never been there before. So i let myself in, and then i was alone. I realized that the back wall has no curtains in it. I mean i looked out and it was just like it was just bare woods. I mean im surrounded by woods with no curtains. Jimmy you said the american woods frighten you a little bit . Well they look everything is like a horror film to me. [ light laughter ] thats my only point of reference jimmy that scares me too. I go like, blair witch. Its blair witch. Any american wood, im like, wheres the corpse, or just the hand . [ light laughter ] jimmy going to find a hand somewhere . No you wont. Yeah. Just like a blue theres always a dead woman. Always. Jimmy no, no, no, no, no, no. Yes. Jimmy the woods are beauful here. No, because theyre spindly. In england, theyre like hobbity. Its slightly more like middle earth, or whatever its called. [ laughter ] jimmy hobbity. Big old trees and here theyre sort of spiny. Its lovely in the summer, but where i am right now, honestly jimmy but this film the lost city of z, i mean your scenes are more in like an english, like a countryside. Yeah. In belfast. Jimmy beautiful. Beautiful. Jimmy gorgeous. Yeah. Jimmy whered you stay there . The boys were supposed to be i stayed in a place actually most of the people were staying in belfast city, which is quite cosmopolitan. I was staying in a place called bangor, which is by the sea. And i say i was there because it was, my character was lonely, and i wanted to isolate myself, but actually theres to come back to food, theres a a pub there called the salty dog that has an amazing scotch egg. Thats why i stayed there. Do you know what a scotch egg is . Jimmy yeah. Well, no. No, i dont think so. But im just saying you go from salty dog, you go to fat duck to salty dog. Its like mad libs. Youre like, give me an adjective. Now, give me an animal. The tired donkey. Yeah. Jimmy but the scotch egg. Jimmy scotch egg is a deep fried egg . I really want one now, after what you just fed me. Its like an egg thats wrapped in sausage meat it sounds disgusting. Its so good. Wrapped in sausage meat and fried. Jimmy oh, i love that. How do you do this . I dont know. I mean, i have actually made one, but the eggs kept breaking. Jimmy do you you boil the eggs . You parboil the eggs so its white on the outside oh, i dont know. Jimmy more patience than i do. No, some people just google it, all right . Jimmy just google it, okay. Perfect. Im going to give you a a scotch egg making lesson. Jimmy next time we can do that. Yeah. Jimmy i can ask bourdain too. He could tell us. The lost city of z. Man, oh, man, this was definitely not done on set. This is done in really, like in the jungles. Yeah. Jimmy i mean, its fantastic. Thanks. Jimmy its great. But this is its because the director is gray. Right . James gray . James gray. Jimmy james gray. You were talking somewhere, and you said that it was like kind of nasty. It was like 100 humidity. They were filming in the colombian jungle. Jimmy yeah, and he had to wear like a he was wearing like a a beekeeper suit. Jimmy yeah. Because he wont like me saying that, but he was. Jimmy and he was like afraid of getting bitten by all the mosquitoes. And it was like someone got a Charlie Hunnam got a eardrum eating insect in his ear. Jimmy what . He woke up and heard the, like which is the most enraging thing ever in the night. Jimmy well what do you do if you have a thing . He poured water in to try and drown it. It survived and started to eat its way through. Then he was helicoptered to hospital. And i was going, oh, i have to wear a corset. It was so hard. [ laughter ] jimmy i can only eat two scotch eggs. I couldnt even get three eggs down. Jimmy i couldnt even get three eggs down. Yeah. Jimmy but basically what happens is hes an explorer, kind of. Hes sent to find out if theres to map the amazon. Jimmy oh, yeah. If theres anything odd in this area of the jungle, and he finds this civilization. Yes. Its actually Indiana Jones is based on this dude. Jimmy really . Yes. Jimmy thats what i was i got that vibe a little. Yes jimmy but i mean, he finds hes going around, hes doing all the scouting. Then he finds pottery, which you just dont find. Its more exciting then that. [ light laughter ] im sorry, but like jimmy he finds an ash tray from a 5yearold. And hes like, how cute. I dont smoke, but its really cute. He goes through the jungle and he discover jimmy he finds 5yearold crafts. He finds a macaroni necklace, you guys, and hes like what . Yeah, and indigenous people, but also jimmy no, but he realizes that someones been here. People are living here and somethings happening, and you go then, he comes back and hes like, theres a civilization out there. Im like. Oh, my goodness. Hes like found a piece of pottery. Jimmy its my one man show. Yeah, no. Its fantastic, and you got to see everyone in it. I want to show a clip. Heres Sienna Miller in the lost city of z or zed. Jimmy take a look at this. Its not the place at all for a woman. Not a place for a woman . Yes. We believe firmly in equality between us. In equality, yes. But in mind, not in body. The rigors of such a trip would be beyond your imagination. I believe it is generally acknowledged that the pain a a woman experiences during childbirth far exceeds anything a man must endure. Its not about a child. What do you know of child birth . Have you witnessed two minutes of it let alone endured it . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy Sienna Miller, everybody. The lost city of z is in select theaters now. It opens nationwide on friday. Well be right back with Anthony Bourdain, everybody. Come on back. [ cheers and applause ] if you head to the bank and wait to get approved for a mortgage, that newly listed ranch will be gone. Or, you could push that button. [dong] [rocket launching] skip the bank. Get approved in minutes. Lift the burden of getting a home loan with Rocket Mortgage by quicken loans. [whisper rocket] got their start in 1957 right here in the ballpark. They soon became a summer tradition, passed from one generation to the next. 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Hes also produced a great new documentary that will be in select theaters this friday about this gentleman. Its called Jeremiah Tower the last magnificent. Please welcome back our friend Anthony Bourdain, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy Anthony Bourdain thats what im talking about. [ cheers ] thank you for coming back. I hope i didnt ruin your palate, because you actually have a really i know, i apologize for that. Im so sorry. Im bitter. Jimmy because, well i mean, parts unknown youre back for is it season nine you guys are doing . I think so. Yeah. Jimmy isnt that insane that youre doing that now, its the ninth season . Who knew . Just keep going. Jimmy its getting crazier and crazier and and having fun. Jimmy yeah. And then you and eric ripert oh, yeah. Jimmy are just thats a you know its like we get to do a buddy picture once a year where we torture each other. And last year i brought him to you know hes a very, you know hes a michelin star chef. He works well, hes the chef at one of the greatest restaurants in the world. He has a very delicate, sensitive french palate and hes unused to this scorching heat of Sichuan Province of china. And the massive amounts of alcohol that is considered necessary to drink in a formal chinese dining situation. So i thought id bring him out there and just, you know, cause his hair to burst into flames and get him really hammered. He paid me back. This year we shot in the alps, the french alps where hes a a little more comfortable. He grew up there. Jimmy of course. I gave him an opportunity for revenge. Jimmy yeah, and he made you well, he tested you to see if you could milk a cow . He bet me a thousand dollars i couldnt get any milk out of this thing. You know, for a thousand dollars im damn sure getting some milk out. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, you got some man. Milked that. Yeah. Jimmy its explorpartsunknown. Com. They do this so you do its parts unknown but you can actually go on the website and find out where you guys went, and things you did in case you want to look at those restaurants and do the same thing that you guys did, and things that youve done. Yeah. Its in partnership with a a Media Company called roads and kingdoms. So if youre interested in the show they also did a lot of additional writing and reading material to sort of dig deeper into the subject. Jimmy did you ever think that cooking could get you this far . No. I thought when i got out of the restaurant business, as a a dishwasher at 17, it was a a profession for losers and misfits and people who kind of werent suited for anything else. Which pretty much described me at the time. But never you know, never though that jimmy well, youre traveling the world. On cnn, howd that happen . Jimmy but its also your voice is great, and your writing is great. I think a lot of people would watch you now, just as a a personality and they go, i want to see whatever this guy does. I mean sometimes i dont even doesnt even have to involve food or cooking. I go, i just want to see what Anthony Bourdain is doing. I think hes awesome. Thank you. I dont know. I cant believe still you know, i feel like i robbed a bank and im driving the getaway car. I keep looking in the Rearview Mirror expecting to see the flashing lights. Jimmy i know. So far nothing. Jimmy no, youre crushing it, man. Youre crushing it. Youre doing so many good things. I have cookbook of yours, i have books of yours, and i have graphic novels of yours. But now youre producing things and getting people known that people might not know about including this guy, Jeremiah Tower. Start the fire what a a fascinating documentary this was. Thank you. Jimmy i loved it. Jeremiah was maybe the first celebrity chef. He was the first glamorous chef, the first chef that you, in america the customers wanted to see in the dining room. Before that, if you envision a a chef, somebody that looked like chef boyardee. Some, you know, some paunchy slob in a dirty coat with a a coffee filter on their head and a moustache. Jimmy yeah. A sort of obsequious he was a glamorous, commanding presence. Im going to try to put this in Family Friendly terms, but he was the first chef that people wanted to sleep with, lets put it that way. Jimmy very nice. You really thought about that. Thank you. Years working. He made life better for all of us. He added glamour to the profession. He changed the way we ate. He almost single handedly created the whole idea that american ingredients attributed to regions of america were something that were desirable rather than, you know, french dishes with french names. He proudly stated these things come from specific places in america, and theyre good. We should be proud of them. He changed the menus, the way we eat, the way restaurants look, the image of the chef, and yet suddenly he disappeared and was then written out of history. And you know, when i read his book, i thought it would be really great and the right thing to do to tell his story and sort of correct the historical record. Jimmy i never knew. And its fascinating to see. You go, man, he had one of the hottest restaurants ever. I love that its called stars, too. This is very 80s. Love it. Stars in like neon writing. And every stars, like all these you know fashion plates whatever you name it, heads of state, whatever people would go to this restaurant. Yeah. Jimmy and go experience this. Someone has a great quote in there. They said, the first time normally you go out to dinner then a movie. This was both dinner and the movie, because you realize the dinner itself was the entertainment as well. The food was the star. A lot of chefs that we know who have been on the show are of course so powerfully affected by their experience eating there or working there. So hes hugely influential, and one of the things i guess one of these things we try to address in the film is what happened . Why doesnt everyone know his name . Its a mystery story. Jimmy its a deep story. I mean the first quote of the movie is him speaking. And he said, hes in the middle of mexico somewhere, you dont actually know where, but hes in front of ruins somewhere. He said, i have to stay away from human beings, because somehow im not one. Everything that is real for me is what is hallucination to others. I was like, whoa, dude. [ light laughter ] im not going to ask that guy for an omelet. I mean no. [ laughter ] that pass that. I was like and thats just the way he kicks it off, and you go, wait. What happens . I want to know the story and alice waters is involved and we have all great people talking about it. And the critics, and then out of nowhere he comes back to new york that surprised us. We pretty much finished principal photography for the film, and suddenly we open up the new york and he hadnt told us. We open up the New York Times and we hear hes returned after 15 years to take over tavern on the green. We were like, what . What are you going to do . It was a doomed mission. I mean, this is a jimmy well its a giant a giant institution. Jimmy too many plates. We filmed it, and you see the return from exile as well. Jimmy you see what happens when he comes back. And what an interesting character. I absolutely loved this. I have a clip from the new documentary Jeremiah Tower the last magnificent. Its in select theaters starting this friday. Check this out. The beast, the religion, of any restaurant is consistency. The food has to be the same every single time. It has to be as good. That requires eternal vigilance, meaning the ability to stand in that incredibly busy kitchen with hundreds of meals going out all around you, and youre aware of every plate. You are looking with eyes in the back of your head. I detect a lamb chop thats not right. Tavern on the green . Were talking thousands of meals. Its impossible to make great food when youre doing those kinds of numbers. Its a chef killer. [ applause ] jimmy fantastic. Our thanks to Anthony Bourdain. [ cheers and applause ] Chris Cornell performs after the break. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ima wade, ima wave through the waters tell the tide, dont move Freedom Freedom i cant move freedom, cut me loose Freedom Freedom where are you . Cause i need freedom too Freedom FreedomFreedom Freedom what you want from me . Is it truth you seek . Oh father can you hear meee. Ooow . [ upbeat music playing ] [ grunt ] lets go baby. Woo yeah boom [ music playing ] rated pg13. Dude. Your crunchings scaring the fish. Dude. Theyre just jealous. New kelloggs raisin bran crunch with crunchy clusters and the taste of apples and strawberries. excited i got one jokingly guess were having cereal for dinner. New kelloggs raisin bran crunch apple strawberry indid may imagine april showersy bringing her fashionable, flowers at such a sunny price . Never but thats the beauty of a store full of surprises. You never know what youre gonna find, but you know youre gonna love it. A mihappy birthday, sweetie oh, millies. Trick or treat were so glad to have you here. What if we treated great female scientists like they were stars . Yasss queen what if millie dresselhaus, the first woman to win the National Medal of science in engineering, were as famous as any celebrity . [millie dresselhaus was seen having lunch today. ] [. Rumors of the new discovery. ] what if we lived in a world like that . crowd applauding we know a place thats already working on it. 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Could compete in a track race . Or that they could take on the elite in world motor racing, and win . We may never truly understand what drives mercedesamg. But heres to another 50 years of it. Mercedesamg. Half a century of driving performance. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy he is a grammy winning and golden globe nominated musician whos here with a new original song. Performing the title track to the upcoming film the promise, please welcome Chris Cornell [ cheers and applause ] if i had nothing to my name but photographs of you rescued from the flames that is all i would ever need as long as i can read whats written on your face the strength that shines behind your eyes the hope and light that will never die and one promise you made one promise that always remains no matter the price a promise to survive persevere and thrive as weve always done and you said the poison in the kiss is the lie upon the lips truer words were never shared when i feel like lies are all i hear i pull my memories near the one thing they cant take and one promise you made one promise that always remains no matter the price a promise to survive persevere and thrive as weve always done the books still open on the table the bells still ringing in the air the dreams still clinging to the pillow the songs still singing in a prayer now my soul is stretching through the roots to memories of you back through time and space to carry home the faces and the names and photographs of you rescued from the flames and one promise you made one promise that always remains no matter the price a promise to survive persevere and thrive and fill the world with life as weve always done [ cheers and applause ] jimmy one of the best voices ever, Chris Cornell. The promise is out friday. All proceeds from the sales will be donated to charity. Well be right back, everybody. Chris cornell. [ cheers and applause ] lets go, shes a dog. [ whimpers ] find pingpong. Find your awesome with the xfinity x1 voice remote. Thats amazing [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to Sienna Miller, Anthony Bourdain, Chris Cornell once again. [ cheers and applause ] and the roots from philadelphia, pennsylvania, right there, ladies and gentlemen. Stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight kristen bell star of their finest, actor bill nighy music from aquilo featuring the 8g band with charlie benante. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening, im seth meyers, this is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . [cheers and applause] all right, in that case, lets get to the news. Former Trump Campaign manager Paul Manafort is being accused of laundering money from the Political Party of ukraines former president. Guilty said his face. [ laughter ]