Bilal. Questlove 720 colorado steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my goodness ah, makes me feel good. Thank you so much, everybody. Welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Thank you for being here. [ cheers and applause ] this is a good show to be at. Welcome. Well, heres what people are talking about. President trump is in the middle of his 17 day trip to his new jersey golf course, but he says it isnt a vacation. [ light laughter ] and the staff at the white house said, for us it is. [ laughter and applause ] never been happier. But trumps not the only one taking a break. The kremlin just released photos of Vladimir Putin on vacation. This is real, take a look at this photo, yeah [ laughter ] putin was like, forget about the dad bod, feast your eyes on the vlad bod. Thats the vlad bod. [ laughter and applause ] as much as people complain about trump going on vacation, at least he keeps his shirt on. [ laughter and applause ] and get this, mike pence is denying speculation that he wants to be elected president in 2020. Pence was like, i think you mean reelected president in 2020. [ light laughter ] [ applause ] and listen to this, former Communications DirectorAnthony Scaramucci wants to turn his time in the white house into a sitcom. [ light laughter ] Networks Says its impossible, because sitcoms have to last at least thirty minutes. Steve whoa [ cheers and applause ] heyo jimmy not enough time steve hey hey jimmy speaking of speaking of tv, i saw that game of thrones uses ikea rugs as capes [ light laughter ] for the knights watch. You know that . Steve no. Jimmy ikea rugs, yeah. You know that your characters not going to be around for long when they spend 36 bucks on your costume. [ laughter and applause ] im gonna die, right . Yep. And tonight was the finale of the bachelorette. [ cheers ] millions of people tuned into the finale to see who rachel would spend the rest of her summer with. [ laughter and applause ] heres a local story. I read that mayor bill de blasio wants to tax the wealthiest 1 of new yorkers to pay for subway repairs. [ cheers ] in response, wealthy new yorkers said, what is a a subway . [ laughter ] its a train its train that oh, forget it. You guys, College Football is starting up soon. I saw that one of the [ cheers ] baylors assistant coaches decided to have a race against a robotic tackling dummy. So he wanted to race the robot and he actually won. Well, kind of, watch this [ yelling ] [ laughter and applause ] jimmy oop, there you go. Nice nice, a spare. Yeah. And finally, the fda just recalled a brand of instant coffee because it contains the same ingredients as viagra and cialis. [ cheers ] on the bright side, it definitely helps you get up in the morning. Steve oh [ laughter and applause ] jimmy all right, you guys, we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy guys, it is monday. Were very happy to be back. We have a big week of shows coming up. Billy crystal will be here. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy comes tomorrow. Brie larson will be here. Anthony anderson will be here. Naomi watts [ cheers and applause ] and well have performances from Brett Eldredge and kesha. [ cheers and applause ] pretty good. But first, we have a great show tonight. Oh, i love our guests tonight. He stars in a great new movie called the only living boy in new york. It is in select theaters this friday. Jeff bridges is here tonight. Steve come on [ cheers and applause ] jimmy love that guy. Plus, from the new movie Ingrid Goes West, aubrey plaza is on the show tonight. Steve yes. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy funny, she can act. She produces this movie. Steve really . Jimmy yeah, i want to talk to her about that. Were going to catch up with aubrey. Then were going to play a game called think fast. Steve ooh. Jimmy yeah. And then, performing this is a great i love it when we get to do something to Something Like this. Performing their song from the critically acclaimed film detroit, the roots and bilal are closing the show tonight. Steve whoa [ cheers and applause ] jimmy what a song. I dont know what else to say to you guys, but wow, you gotta be proud of this one. This is just a powerful, powerful questlove very proud. Tariq yeah. Jimmy how did how did this come about . Do they did they call you . Or did they say do you have an idea for a song . Questlove they asked us if we had an idea. You know, the movie takes place in the late 60s detroit. So, we decided to theres a a studio in brooklyn that has an 8track machine just like they did back in hitsville, for motown. And we created a song that sounds like it was made in 67. Jimmy it really does. I go, this is beautiful. I know you had a song in the movie, i didnt know that it is the song. Questlove the song. Jimmy at the end of the main its the song. Questlove the song. Jimmy you guys did such a a great job. Im so i dont want to say proud, but its like theyre my sons. [ light laughter ] im proud of you guys. I love you guys and im just so psyched for this. And its a beautiful performance tonight. So stay tuned for that. And congratulations again, the roots. [ cheers and applause ] it aint fair is the song. Guys, as we all know, a lot of news organizations rely on polls to determine how regular americans feel about certain political issues. But the Polling Industry is always trying to remain relevant. So theyve been releasing a lot of new polls about everyday life. Ill show you what i mean in our segment called tonight show polls. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] tonight show polls steve staying relevant. Jimmy yeah. The first poll asked, whats been your favorite summertime activity . Steve oh, okay. Jimmy 10 said going to the beach. 20 said hanging by the pool. 70 said cleaning out my desk at the white house. Steve wow [ laughter and applause ] jimmy thats their favorite summertime activity. Steve thats what their favorite summertime activity is. Jimmy this next poll asked, how should White House Leaks be controlled . 59 said tighter security. 40 said wiretapping. Bernie sanders said, depends. [ laughter and applause ] steve wait a second [ rim shot ] jimmy then they next they asked, did you watch did you watch sharknado 5 . [ light laughter ] 50 said yes, its a fun summer movie. 49 said no, its too silly for me. Donald trump said, yes, its a a very important documentary. Steve wow [ applause ] jimmy is this steve its not a a documentary jimmy its not a a documentary. Steve its not. Jimmy this poll asked, why dont you hang up . 30 said no, you hang up. [ light laughter ] 30 said no, you hang up first. [ laughter ] 30 said okay, on the count of three, lets both hang up. [ light laughter ] 10 said, hello . [ laughter and applause ] these are polls about everyday life. Steve these are polls about everything under the sun. Jimmy yeah. This next one asks, do you think technology is getting too advanced . 50 said yes. 49 said i think its fine. Alexa said, i heard, do you think courtney b. Vance . is that right . [ laughter and applause ] do you think courtney b. Vance . Steve courtney b. Vance for yeah. Jimmy this next poll asked Anthony Scaramucci . [ light laughter ] 50 said aayy 50 said oooh [ laughter and applause ] steve even, right down the middle. 50 50. Jimmy 50 50, yeah. Steve ay and oh. Jimmy next they asked, did rachel make the right decision on the bachelorette . 55 said absolutely. 44 said no way. The wahboom guys said, there is no right or wrong when it comes to matters of the heart. [ laughter ] by mere gesture of choosing to participate in this Television Show though, all involved have shown bravery and resolve. And i think that everyone should aspire to be in the private and public lives alike. In hindsight, my employment of this silly catch phrase, when faced with rejection, was likely just masking some underlying insecurity. I am who i am though. And after a period of self reflection, i look forward to taking lessons i learned while participating in the bachelorette to my next endeavor, be they romantic or otherwise. Also, waaahhboom [ laughter and applause ] thats what the wahboom guy steve thats what the wahboom guy said. Jimmy yeah. Steve and then he added wahboom at the end of that thoughtful sentence. Jimmy i like the i like the wahboom guy. Steve you loved him. Jimmy he sent me a tshirt. Steve did he really . Jimmy yeah. Steve whatd it say . [ laughter ] jimmy the tonight show. Steve what are you oh, the tonight show . Jimmy yeah, it was a tank top. Steve right. Jimmy and its like a size small. [ laughter ] steve it was like a half shirt . Jimmy well, on me it would be, yeah. [ light laughter ] i think its a normal shirt, but i dont wear tank tops and i dont wear size small. Steve no. Jimmy but the clearly the wahboom guy doesnt doesnt have any idea who i am. [ laughter ] he thinks im a small man. Steve that guy looks like hed love a tank top. Jimmy this last poll asked, have you seen the lion king on broadway . 50 said nah. And 50 said nants ingonyama [ laughter and applause ] thats all we have for tonight show polls. Stick around. Well be right back with jeff bridges, everybody [ cheers and applause ] ready, ok what do we want . Catpacks when do we want em . Meow everything you need to ready, set, go back to school. Whats going on here . Um. Im babysitting. Thatll be 50 bucks. You said 30. Yeah, well it was 30 before my fees, like the pizzaordering fee and the dogsitting fee. And the rummage through your closet fee. 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Thousand dollar for information on the socalled smiling face bandit he s has robbed six different wells fargo banks in San Francisco since may w a smile on his face. We ve tweetd his surveilance photos. Add and on our homepage google has now fired the employee who wrote a controversial internal memo saying men are more suited for tech jobs, than women. The memo went out to all 46 thousand google [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we are joined right now by a golden globe and Academy Award winning actor whose new film the only living boy in new york opens in select theaters this friday. Put it together for a very talented man, jeff bridges, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause ] jimmy looking great, brother. I like the pocket square. Yeah. Jimmy thanks for coming back. I want to thank you for also for naming my truck. I dont know if you remember this. Oh, i do. I do, actually, yeah. I named after my brother beaus middle name. Jimmy vernet. Vernet. Jimmy yeah, never heard that, yeah. [ light laughter ] i have the fanciest truck name in the world. [ talking over each other ] its named vernet. I love it. Its nice, isnt it . Jimmy and then we talked about it because i saw your wallet before the show, and i talked about your wallet, and you brought it out, and then you showed photos. Uhhuh. Jimmy of the first is it the first night you met your wife maybe . Well one of the first. No, very first words i ever spoke to my wife. Jimmy yeah. And it just happened that the makeup man on the show took a picture. And i found out 15 years later, after weve been married, you know, for a long time, had three kids. Jimmy yeah. And i got this letter from the guy. And it said i took a picture of you asking a local girl out and it happened to be my of my wife. Jimmy wow. [ light laughter ] and she turned me down. Jimmy she said no . [ light laughter ] i have a photograph of that, yeah. Jimmy really . Yeah. Jimmy but now youve been married 40 years. 40 years jimmy fourzero. [ cheers and applause ] come on, buddy. Come on. Oh jimmy thats so great. How fun is that, right . We were just in montana and this used to drive our my girls crazy, but we you know, go to this restaurant where this picture was taken, we always reenact that moment. So you could imagine, you know, the girls at eight or nine, you know. Jimmy i can see it right now. Dont dont do it, mom and dad, dont do it. Then were doing it. Jimmy oh, its so cute. Thats so romantic. And now they kind of dig it, you know. Now its a nostalgia. Jimmy thats part of the whole thing. Yeah. Jimmy you go to the same bar where you met . We almost cant help it. You know, you pass [ light laughter ] come lets do the pose. And you know its like, will you go out . And she goes, no. [ light laughter ] i love it. Jimmy isnt that great . Thats super fun. Lets talk about your movie, the only living boy in new york. Yeah. Jimmy its fantastic its good, huh . Jimmy yeah. Oh, man. Yeah. Jimmy i love it but i read somewhere you said, like, you try hard to not do movies. Yeah. Jimmy and what is because when a good script comes, you go, i got to do this one. Its like that what is that what godfather pacino says, i tried to get out and then they jimmy then he pulled me back in. Yeah, yeah. Everybodys too cool, you know. When the script is the story is too great, you know, the cast is too great. This ones got a wonderful cast. Jimmy oh, fantastic cast. Great. Jimmy you play a mentor to a young boy. I dont want to get in to too much about the film. Yeah. Jimmy you should check it out. Its great. Yeah. Callum turner, i think were going to be hearing a lot from this guy. Jimmy yeah. Hes really something. Jimmy i dont know him. Yeah, he is terrific. Hes really, really great. Jimmy who are your mentors in your real life . Well, ive had quite a few. Im thinking one of the early one was Burgess Meredith. Jimmy really . Yeah, you know the penguin from batman. Jimmy yeah. Good point. [ light laughter ] among his many roles. Jimmy mickey from rocky. There you go. Yeah. Jimmy grumpier old men and grumpy old man. Oh, man hes jimmy hilarious. A wondeful guy. Jimmy how did you meet Burgess Meredith . This is back in the late 60s. Reading my second film, called the yin and yang of mr. Go. Jimmy really . And we shot it in hong kong. James mason played the chinesemexican in it. [ light laughter ] [ talking over each other ] and we had a wonderful time. And then after that, he turned me onto another mentor. Do you know who john lilly is . Jimmy no. Do i . Hes the man who invented the isolation tank. Jimmy oh, i know this. Yeah, they made a movie, what was the name of the movie with william hurt . It was loosely based on this guys life. Jimmy whats an isolation tank . This like its sensory deprivation is another term for it where they try to jimmy i cant think of see what happens if you dont have any input coming in. You know, youre in like a big coffin kind of thing. The water is filled up about here. You got a thousand pounds of salt in it, so you float. Jimmy yeah. And its 98. 6 so you dont know even know youre there, basically. Your ears are underwater. Its dark. And what happens what goes on. You know. Jimmy what does happen . All kinds of stuff, man. I mean, you know. [ light laughter ] all kinds of stuff that you know, youre not really aware of how much is really happening inside, how much youre projecting on everything thats going on, until theres nothing going on. Then you realize it is all coming from inside, man [ light laughter ] yeah. Jimmy i feel really yeah. Jimmy i just yeah. Jimmy i just yeah. We all just got a lesson [ cheers and applause ] a lesson from the dude right there. Yeah, man. Jimmy so wait so john lilly so john lilly and this is before i knew anything about it. The first thing he said he said get out three times. Jimmy oh, yeah. Just so you program that you can get out, that youre not, you know, prisoner. Because when youre anxious, you get scared, right . Jimmy of course. Youre frightened. So youre getting in this thing, youre kind of scared. In my mind im thinking, this guy john lilly, he looked a a little weird. He was in a jumpsuit. And did he have breasts . [ light laughter ] is this solution going to give me breasts . Yeah, yeah. And then he said, no, just settle man. Thats you mind, man. Just quiet. You know . [ light laughter ] jimmy this is great. Then what does he do . What if he locked the thing . Exactly. All that stuff that goes through your mind. Jimmy yeah. That goes through your mind. Jimmy you got to really trust that guy. And so you know, that happens all the time. Like, you know, see, thats the thing, we tell ourselves these little stories, man. Jimmy yeah. And we get, you know, sidetracked. Jimmy i love it. You get yourself in trouble, you know. Jimmy see, this is like a a life lesson. Yeah. Jimmy this is a life lesson right here. Yeah. I hear youre a meditator, right . Jimmy im getting into it. Youre getting into it. Jimmy yeah. Baby steps. Im like yeah, yeah. Jimmy dipping my toe in the immersion tank. Yeah. Jimmy no, ive never done that tank but i will. Yeah, well, its really interesting. Another mentor, speaking of meditation, was this guy bernie glassman. Hes a famous zen master. Wonderful guy. And i was sitting in a dinner between him and ram dass, you know the guy. Be here now. Jimmy yeah. And bernie leans over to me and he says, you realize in many bhuddist circles, the dude is considered the zen master. [ light laughter ] i said, what are you talking about . Man, we never talked any spiritual thing. He says, oh, yeah you know what a koan is . A zen koan, youve heard of that . Jimmy koan. You know, its like, what is the south of one hand clapping . Jimmy yeah. Koan. He says, look who wrote the big lebowski. the coen brothers. [ light laughter ] jimmy the coen close enough. He says, lebowskis filled with koans. Im going to bring these bhuddist ideas into modern times. I said, well, give me an example. He says, the dude abides. Koan. Come on. I said, coen. [ light laughter ] or can you you cant swear here, the beep me or what, no . Jimmy yeah dont do it . Jimmy no bleep. You can do it. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy yeah. Shut the [ bleep ] up, donny. [ light laughter ] thats a koan. Jimmy thats a koan . Yeah, man, as you get into this, youll see, you know. Jimmy yeah my favorite was thats just like your opinion, man. [ light laughter ] jimmy i love that. That is a good one. Yeah, thats good one. Jimmy thats just like your opinion, man. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy i love having you on. I could talk to you for three hours. But i have yeah, i know. Jimmy i cant but i love you. I love you. All right, okay. Jimmy i love having you on. Show a clip, man. Jimmy i want to show a clip of your movie, the only living boy in new york. Here is jeff bridges. Its in theaters friday. Check this out. How old is mimi . Shes 22, she just turned 22. Shes young. Yeah. Shes at an age where Defense Mechanisms are very strong, despite her outer veneer, shes ruled by fear. Like so many of us at that time. What you need to do just make her afraid of something more than being with you in that way. Which is . Not being with you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats how you do it right there. Jeff bridges. The only living boy in new york opens in select theaters friday. Aubrey plaza joins us after the break. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] andre is an air traffic controller. When it comes to planning the best routes, nobody does it better. Hes also a championshipwinning football coach. Look at that formation. But when it comes to mortgages, hes less confident. Fortunately for andre, theres Rocket Mortgage by quicken loans. Its simple, so he can understand the details and be sure hes getting the right mortgage. 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Jimmy like, the roman numeral 2. Not like video, also. Video ii. Oh cool. Jimmy and there wasnt a a video one, which was very interesting. Thats weird. Jimmy they just started with the sequel. Yeah, i guess, just went right into it. Wow. Jimmy but, i love i love renting the movies, and did you i know. I rented a lot of movies, i was the only person that worked in the store, so, and we had like, an adult porn section. So that was always really awkward. Jimmy yeah. Because i would have to rent porn to people that i kind of knew. Jimmy yeah. Yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] i did that too. Its very odd. Its a small town. Jimmy a small town, its very odd. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Its very weird. But it was cool. I got to watch i watched a lot of movies over and over again. I discovered john waters, and christopher guest, and all kinds of my favorite movies. Jimmy which ones would you which ones would you rent a a lot. Because you got free rentals. Obviously, its a perk. Yeah. I think i probably rented the matchmaker starring Janeane Garofalo over and over, and over again. Jimmy really . I think ive see that more than anyone in the world. [ light laughter ] jimmy the matchmaker. I love have you seen it . Jimmy yeah. Did she go to ireland or something . Yes, she goes to ireland, and shes like what the [ bleep ]. [ light laughter ] oh, sorry. Jimmy thats the plot of the movie. [ light laughter ] i think that was the porn that you were watching. [ light laughter ] yes. Jimmy lets talk about your Ingrid Goes West. Yes. Jimmy you produced this as well. I did. Jimmy well, hows it like did you have fun with that, or no . Yeah, it was really fun. It was definitely jimmy a lot of work. Yeah, it was definetly really hard to act, and produce at the same time. There were a lot of crazy especially with our production, there were just so many crazy things that happened. Jimmy basically a producer is like a problem solver. You have to yeah, pretty much, youre just trying to put out fires, and prevent disasters, and our shoot had so many disasters, natural disasters. At one point there was the Santa Clarita fire was in the distance, coming at us and we had to evacuate. We were in the fire path. Um, that was fun. At one point our director went through a sliding glass door after he yelled cut, he turned just around and went right through, and it shattered, and he had glass all over him, and me and the gaffers were with duct tape trying to get pieces of glass off of him, and he went to the hospital. There was just like, stuff like that jimmy oh my gosh. But it was really fun and we had a great cast. [ light laughter ] jimmy okay, yeah. Well you do have a great cast. Yeah ohshea jackson jr. Is in it. He jimmy how is he . He is awesome. He totally kept the morale up. He would postmates like 20 boxes of krispy cream donuts, and chicken wings every day, and just hand them out. How did you get him in the movie . He i actually dmd him on twitter. Jimmy oh, you did . I was like, will you be on the movie. On twitter, weirldy enough. It is a longer story, but i basically met him randomly kind of, and then i just thought wow, he might be really funny. And then it turned out that he actually was is obsessed with batman in real life, his character is obsessed with batman in the movie. So, it was kind of this, like weird, cosmic connection that we had. And also it had a lot to do with the film because in the film its very its about instagram, and kind of how you can be obsessed with someone on instagram, and how that can go kind of crazy. Jimmy are you on instagram . I am now, yeah. Jimmy after the movie. Yes. Jimmy are you good at instagramming. No. I dont think so. Jimmy im awful. Im bad. Yeah. Jimmy i mean, do you take pictures of sun sets, and brunch, and stuff . I [ light laughter ] jimmy i feel like thats all i see. Its like, oh look at the sunset, and look at my brunch. You go, yeah. Yeah. Jimmy ive got like, 12 avocado toast, and i go okay, lets do it. No, im really bad at it. I dont take selfies. Im not good at that. I honestly joined recently, and so did elizabeth olson. We both joined after jimmy i love elizabeth olsen. Yeah, shes in the movie, she plays the girl that im obsessed with. Jimmy its almost like a a single white female, but now. Yes, it is like a single white female, but a modern take where my character becomes obsessed with elizabeth olsons character on instagram, so much so that i move across the country, and start stalking her in real life to become her bestie. Jimmy yeah. Yeah. Jimmy thats what im talking about. Yeah. Jimmy thats good. I want to show everyone a clip, here is aubrey plaza in Ingrid Goes West. Take a look at this. The couple that yogas together, stays together. A perfect day, for a perfect life. Yep. Thats how we roll. All my favorite cuties. Lust. Perfect. Forreal. I know. Hi charlie. Ingrid. Congratulations. 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back, everyone. We are here with aubrey plaza. Now [ cheers and applause ] that was a great scene, by the way. Who was that person . I dont know. Jimmy now, aubrey, you have to do a lot of improvising in the roles that you play, which means you have to be very quick on your feet. Well, i want to test out your skills and see just how quickly you can think on the spot. It is time for think fast [ cheers and applause ] think fast jimmy there you go. Heres how it works. Were going to take turns drawing one of these cards. Each card has five totally random questions on it. One person asks questions, the other person has to answer each question as soon as its asked. And i mean immediately. It doesnt matter if the answer is right or wrong, just has to be the very first thing that pops in your head. And how do we win . [ light laughter ] doesnt matter. It doesnt matter. Jimmy doesnt matter. Doesnt matter. Doesnt matter. Jimmy dont think like that. Dont think like that. Doesnt matter. Jimmy aubrey, because youre the guest, ill read your questions first. Okay. Jimmy you ready for this . No. Jimmy no, me neither. [ light laughter ] here we go. This is think fast okay, should i shut my eyes . Doesnt matter. [ light laughter ] jimmy you can shut your eyes if you want to. Okay. Jimmy ready . No. Jimmy here we go. Okay. Jimmy who stole my bike helmet . My mom. Jimmy why [ light laughter ] does bread taste so good . Its got things in it. Jimmy whats the theme of this years homecoming dance . Yellow forks, forks. [ light laughter ] jimmy how do doctors like to relax . Smoking it up, baby. [ laughter ] jimmy describe kevin. Uh he sucks. He always [ laughter ] jimmy all right. Stop, stop. [ cheers and applause ] whats wrong with you . I dont know. Jimmy whats wrong with you . So many things. Jimmy you cant do that. I know. Jimmy you cant do that. Im sorry. Jimmy no that wasnt the game but yeah can we redo it . Jimmy no damn it jimmy you cant do that. Okay. Jimmy how many times have you seen the matchmaker . I dont know. Im jimmy all right. All right. [ laughter ] i dont deserve to be here. Jimmy yes, you aubrey here. Okay. Jimmy these are your questions here. Okay. Jimmy you read it and ill answer them as randomly, fast as possible. Okay. Set, go. What are Computers Made out of . Jimmy cardboard. Wheres the ballroom dance this year . Jimmy upstairs. Why do you hate debra . Jimmy because shes such a a bitch [ light laughter ] whats the combination of a a zebra and a hippo called . Jimmy a zippopotamus. [ laughter ] Say Something to impress me. Jimmy hi, there. [ laughter and applause ] does that impress you . When you went, hi, there. Jimmy hi, there. [ light laughter ] yeah, i liked that. Jimmy thats what im saying, yeah. I just wanted to impress you. All right, here we go. Okay. Jimmy its the final round. In this round we both pick not me. Dont pick me. [ light laughter ] okay. Jimmy we have to. Oh, okay. Jimmy youre on the show. Okay, okay. Jimmy yeah. I promise. Okay. Jimmy heres the way its going work. Okay. Jimmy were both going to pick up a card with the same set of questions. Ill ask one at a time going back and forth. Ill go first and then you. Okay. Jimmy youll see how so the answer is the question . Jimmy no. Okay. [ light laughter ] jimmy you answer with an answer, then you ask me the question. Copy that. Roger. [ light laughter ] over and out. Jimmy copy that. All right, ready for this . Nope. Jimmy okay. [ light laughter ] when is hanukkah . Tonya harding. [ light laughter ] who is the greatest dancer of all time . Jimmy courtney. [ light laughter ] what do i keep under my desk . Uh snakes. Whats my middle name . Jimmy daschle. [ light laughter ] what is your dentist doing right now . Watching tv. [ light laughter ] how do you say pancake in german . Jimmy panakaka. [ laughter ] why did you get banned from using uber . I knocked him in the face. Right in the face. [ light laughter ] what would be a good name for cereal for dogs . Jimmy chubbywowwow. Chubby [ light laughter ] jimmy what is the deal with chairs . Theyre just so awesome. I sit in them. Sing me a song. Oh, it is your birthday oh it is your day oh it is your birthday just one day of the year [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that was think fast with aubrey plaza. [ cheers and applause ] Ingrid Goes West is in select theaters august 11th. It opens nationwide august 25th. Stick around, well be right back with a performance from the roots and bilal [ cheers and applause ] they say glory awaits at the finish but what about the start . That moment you suck up all that doubt that fear all those reasons why not and decide to begin. Get your game on with under armour. Now at kohls. Whoo testis this thing on . huh . Cmon your turn mmmm. Where do pencils go on vacation . loud speaker pencilvania pencilvania laughing frosted just right. Crunch in every bite. 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Aflac people swear they wont but theyre walking in their sleep i pray the lord their souls to keep because wolves disguised as sheep patrol our streets and we all know that which you sow you shall reap those who do know you should teach through every loophole we gonna leap until we reach a Common Ground and become unbound because when your whole town becomes a battleground tears raining down because it aint fair its hard when youre looking for love and it aint there or try to read what tomorrow holds when it aint clear because the well is running dry racial tension running high under 21 is far too young to die my salvations under fire this marks a rising of the tide every day i wear a mask like an umpire yes a gotta laugh to keep from crying tonight another friend passed on the young side its bad cause a good friends hard to come by justice is never color blind never gun shy the one crime you may never see the sun shine we know of one times giving you the finger hearing me eff you it aint the number one sign i hear they turning downtown to the front line its Something Like the same place but it aint safe they took it from the human race to a tank chase the devil feeding off hate so he gain weight theres tainted water in the well so we cant taste people dazed and amazed though it aint grace impossible to coexist in the same space enter the black saint with the war paint face hey all right talk to them brother this generation weve forsaken all thats real what emotions do we feel is your poison called a pistol or a pill some people say let jesus take the wheel others say thou shall not kill but that old time religion aint gonna pay my bills weve come so far yet here we are bruised and scarred presumed inferior we aint scared of yall it aint fair its hard when youre looking for love and it aint there or try to read what tomorrow holds when it aint clear because the well is running dry racial tension running high under 21 is far too young to die my salvations under fire rising rising of the tide to my arab israeli native american mexicans invested in wrestling with willie lynchs next of kin the rising of the tied noose around the necks again look at how they try to hide proof of all the excelence the only tag you know me as is holy swag through any glass window we smash and bro we back its come to pass im unabashed so we have an awareness of the only flag thats growing fast i guess im trying to minimize arrests i identify with death that dont mean its not an uninvited guest im just trying to answer all of my requests and express in 140 characters or less that im the best educator relegislated premeditated dedicated heavy weight that ever paid it with blood not tuition i got a pot to piss in without a cops permission despite the opposition listen oh it aint fair its hard when youre looking for love and it aint there or try to read what tomorrow holds and it aint clear because the well is running dry and it aint fair no it aint no it aint fair looking for justice and its just us it aint fair theres a riot going on out there and it aint fair when your protector is your predator it aint fair no it aint fair no it aint fair no no no no [ cheers and applause ] jimmy the roots bilal [ cheers and applause ] detroit and the detroit original Motion Picture soundtrack are both out now. Well be right back, everybody [ cheers and applause ] introducing xfinity mobile. A new kind of network for the way we get around today. With americas largest most reliable 4g lte combined with the most wifi hotspots. Xfinity mobile. Call or go to xfinitymobile. Com. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to jeff bridges, aubrey plaza, the roots and bilal, right here [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight billy eichner. Star of the Ashley Graham project, model Ashley Graham. Music from the allamerican rejects. Featuring the 8g band with venzella joy. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] great to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. The New York Times published a story yesterday, claiming the top aides to Vice President mike pence, have told donors that he may run for president in 2020. Hes even got a slogan. [ laughter ]