laughter so youre saying we should allow a murderous dictator to perform at the half time show . I have to stick up for your friends, right. Stephen sure. Well, thank you for talking with me, sir. laughter announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight stephen welcomes Paul Giamatti, Wendy Williams and our musical guest. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. Now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city is Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey whoo hey cheers and applause stephen thanks, everybody welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Everyone watch the superbowl last night . cheers and applause hell of a game. Incredible. Full of surprises. The biggest comeback in superbowl history. Atlanta hasnt been burned this badly since 1864. The falcons were running away with it. I almost turned it off. It was 283. Then in the third quarter, f. B. I. Director james comey announced he was opening an investigation into matt ryans emails. laughter he claims it didnt have any effect, i think it did. It rattled ryan, the clearly. Jon yeah. Stephen it all ended with tom brady taking home his fifth ring. It was another inspiring reminder that in america, rich white men married to models can still make it. cheers and applause piano riff jon its a story of hope. Stephen it really is a story of hope. Of course, the play of the game had to be Julian Edelman somehow reeling in this pass without the ball touching the ground. Its a play being reenacted all over the boston area today by hungover dads with their babies. piano riff babys fine. Of course, this was good news for patriots fan donald trump. He watched the game from what appeared to be a footballthemed wedding, with his wife, melania trump, seen here not ready for some football. Im guessing at this point shes not a huge fan of locker room talk. cheers and applause you guys remember really . Really . You went from aw to clapping awfully fast. Ill take your pity. Of course, the other mvp of the night was halftime performer lady gaga. cheers and applause she did a fantastic job, didnt she . Jon shes incredible, man. Stephen she did a fantastic job. She stayed away from anything political, instead opting for a unifying message. One nation, under god, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all. laughter stephen she really captured the National Mood of wanting to hurl yourself off a building. cheers and applause the land of the free and the home of the brave applause laughter tell the statue of liberty i love her. laughter now, gaga wasnt entirely nonpolitical. Clearly, the halftime show was a proimmigration argument for refugees from the planet sextaculon. You scored one to have commercials this year, didnt you . 1 2 inside the lines. Jon yeah. Stephen give it up for jon batiste, everybody cheers and applause incredible. Yeah. Thats why you got into jazz, for the commercials, right . Jon thats right, youve got to get into it stephen of course, the game is fun. But we know everyone tunes in for bill oreillys interview with President Trump and of course he asked about the head coach vladimir putin. Do you respect putin. I respect him. Putin is a killer. We have a lot of killers. What, you think our countrys so innocent . Stephen oooh, i know that one. Yes. applause i mean, compared to putin. Weve done a lot of bad things over the years, but we eventually feel bad about it. Then ken burns does a documentary. Theres a process. Youve got to go through the steps. Thats how it goes applause jon yeah. Stephen i just cant believe he said that a president of the United States said, you think our countrys so innocent . Has there been a president who hates america more . I mean, besides jefferson davis. Its like putin is the bad guy in a movie and says to trump, you americans think you are so morally superior, but were not so different you and i. And trump goes, youre right. Were killers. Im sorry, what . Im sorry, what . Im sorry, what . What did you say, trump . Were killers too. Ill help you kill everybody. Okay, this is creeping me out. applause look, dont call me, okay . In fact, it turns out Vladmir Putin wasnt happy with the interview, because the kremlin told reporters, we consider such words from the fox tv company to be unacceptable and insulting and we would prefer to get an apology. If i were you, fox tv company, i would apologize. I dont know if you heard, but that guys a killer laughter cheers and applause and you know putin was watching, because he loves the super bowl. He loves it so much that, according to patriots owner bob kraft, during a visit to russia in 2005, putin stole krafts super bowl ring. Wow. Thats bad. Not as bad as stealing our election but a close second. Well get another election. Cant get that ring back. applause now, bob kraft, whos a friend of trumps, wants him to get the ring back. Maybe trump can get it when hes kissing it. Next time. applause now that trumps been president for a couple weeks, and yesterday the New York Times gave us a behindthescenes glimpse of the trump white house. Apparently, things are so disorganized that, after meetings, visitors wander around, testing doorknobs until finding one that leads to an exit. laughter outside, Chris Christie is wandering around seeing if theres a way he can still get in. cheers and applause but heres the craziest part apparently, trumps aides had to meet in the dark, because they couldnt figure out how to operate the light switches in the cabinet room. Well, for the love of god, if you find a big red button, that is not the lights. Dont touch it. applause just leave it. Could things really be this disorganized at the white house . Here to tell us, live from the west wing is trump staffer alan dennings. Alan . laughter sorry. Jim, i think there is a problem with the satellite here. No, im right here, stephen. Just havent found that light switch yet. Stephen got it. So, what do you have to say about these reports of disarray at the white house . Not at all, stephen. The trump team has their eyes on the prize and a clear vision of crashing sound ahh my knee stephen are you okay there, alan . Perfect, stephen just tripped over a pile of executive orders. But ill be fine as long as i dont topple Martha Washingtons priceless ming shattering noise oh no stephen are you sure you dont want to take a second and find the light switch . No, ive got it. Its right crashing sound whoa hold on, just got to silly sound effects stephen wait, was that an elephant . No, i just stepped on steve bannon. laughter stephen alan dennings, everyone. Say hello to jon batiste and stay human, everybody. band playing cheers and applause stephen were going to have a little bit more on the trumporeilly interview later. Well be touching on that after the show. I heard this before the show earlier today, President Trump was down in florida addressing u. S. Central command. Surprisingly, he didnt order them to nuke the judicial branch. But he did make a very bold claim about the medias coverage of terror attacks. Radical islamic terrorists are determined to strike our homeland as they did on 9 11. All over europe its happening. Its gotten to a point where its not even being reported and, in many cases, the very, very Dishonest Press doesnt want to report it. They have their reasons, and you understand that. Stephen okay, the president is accusing the media is refusing to cover major terrorist attacks. Why . Reasons. It makes perfect sense. You know the old news adage, if it bleeds, dont talk about it. But in one case the president is right. In one case there was a terror attack the press did not talk about its something called the Bowling Green massacre. cheers and applause yeah, yeah. I laugh when im scared, too. And i wasnt going to talk about this story, because it happened last thursday, and the crazy train has gone way down the track since then, and i figured this tired hobo missed his chance to jump in the boxcar. But today the president just gave me a reason to talk about it again. Heres the deal it was brought to light last week by white house spokeswoman and person who hasnt slept since the carter administration, Kellyanne Conway. President obama had a sixmonth ban on the iraqi Refugee Program after two iraqis came here to this country were radicalized and they were masterminds behind the Bowling Green massacre and most people dont know that because it didnt get covered. Stephen yes it didnt get covered. On the flimsy excuse that there was no Bowling Green massacre. I think we all remember where we werent were when we didnt hear that nothing happened. Now, Kellyanne Conway now says that it was just an honest mistake. Even though she talked about the nonexistent massacre to tmz and cosmopolitan. So it could be more media bias. I say they need to present both sides of the story the things that did happen and the things that didnt happen let the victims of the Bowling Green massacre decide if they were killed cheers and applause so far, not one of them has come forward. Now i dont want to jump to any conclusions. Just because it didnt happen doesnt mean it wasnt an inside job. Think about it. If america isnt going to be attacked, who isnt going to do it . Us. Thats why im a Bowling Green truther. 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Forget all of that. Just forget the data. Thats not the evidence youre looking for. laughter just forget it and this is really bothering trump. According to one of trumps own advisers, trump has been stewing about his popular vote count for weeks. And i believe hes been stewing for weeks. Thats why his meat looks so tender. laughter applause tenderize whoa, tenderize but the only evidence trump has ever had for his claim is the twitter feed of texas businessman and guy whose first name is 60 the letter g, gregg phillips. laughter applause whats your analysis, gregggg . Our analysis is what it is and we believe the truth is truth and if if the president and his team um, um, believe the same is true and then, uh maybe they are. Do you have the proof . Yes. Will you provide it. Yes. Can i have it . No. laughter stephen so should i guess all three million names . Aaron aardman . Aaron aardmore . Stop me when i hit one they still make phone books, by the way. Now, this kind of accusation is called, and i dont want to get too technical here bull bleep . In fact, the largest investigation cheers and applause huge huge huge bull bleep fans here tonight. cheers and applause in fact, the largest investigation of voter impersonation ever, found just 31 incidents out of a billion ballots cast. By the way, 31 out of a billion. Also my current yelp review. For the trump administration. laughter applause piano riff and even though trump says 3 Million People voted for clinton illegally, so far, in the 2016 election there were just four documented cases of voter fraud. Okay, could be for four. Could be 3 million. So, lets split the difference and see what we can do here. Four times plus, divided that adds up to still bull bleep . cheers and applause yeah. So my calculations. So, despite all the zero evidence, why does trump believe theres voter fraud . It was a comment that he made on a long standing belief. Stephen oh, he believes it because its something he believes. Its an article of faith. I get it. My wife doesnt believe theres voter fraud, i believe there is. Im not sure how were gonna raise the kids. Well find something in the middle. And yet, despite the lack of any evidence, trump still tweeted that he would launch a Major Investigation into voter fraud. Okay. You know what a Major Investigation of something that didnt happen sounds like . Sounds like a case for cbss newest crime drama, csi Major Investigation of something i read on the internet. Dont worry. We are going to solve this crime. What cyme . En was the last time you saw your husband . Like a second ago. Hes probably already dead. Im right here who are you stephen tuesdays on cbs, and im being told its already canceled. 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I guess they dont want you driving around on three wheels. Smart. With Liberty Mutual new car replacement™, well replace the full value of your car. Liberty stands with you™. Liberty mutual insurance. What twisted ankle . Ask what muscle strain . Advil makes pain a distant memory nothing works faster stronger or longer what pain . Advil. Stephen welcome back, everybody cheers and applause stephen my first guest tonight is an Emmy Awardwinning actor you know from sideways, cinderella man, and john adams. He now stars in showtimes billions. Please welcome, Paul Giamatti come together right now over me cheers and applause wow wow man whoo stephen nice to see ya. Nice to see you. Stephen i like the casual ggiamatti. I spend seven months in a suit and i just dont want to wear a suit anymore. They made me put a sweater on backstage to look better. I showed up just in a tshirt. Stephen you look very nice. Thanks a lot. Stephen i like this. Is this for a part . Its because i got bored about halfway through shaving and i was, like, im just going to stick with this. Im playing the deviled ham guy. Thats what im playing. Flap flap. laughter stephen we werg earlier in the show about the super bowl. Did you have a Super Bowl Party or anything like that . No, i missed it. I skipped the super bowl. Stephen just missed it . I was going to go to a party but didnt. Stephen you were actually invited to a party . Yeah, i just felt under the weather and decided not to go. Stephen and then not watched the game. I watched every once in a while on the internet. Stephen who were you for . The falcons cheers and applause stephen you didnt pull that hard. Remind me not to have you pull for me. Okay. Stephen are you not a sports guy . Not a big football guy. Stephen not a big football guy. No, im not. Im not a huge sports guy. You know what . I like watching hockey. Stephen you have to play without a ball in hockey. Youre always playing even if you dont have the puck. Thats right. Stephen did you play hockey. No. Stephen did you play anything . I was a swimmer. Stephen what was your stroke. Backstroke. Stephen backstroke. Yes. Stephen werent you afraid of slamming into the wall . No, i got very good at being able to dowable to count off stephen the tiles . Thats what flags are for attend of the pool. Stephen i thought they were just celebrating. laughter when you see the flag, what do you do . Ive got five strokes left so i wont hit the wall. Stephen did you win anything, meddles . No, never got any meddles. Nope. I was not very good. I was perfectly mediocre. I was bad but i enjoyed it. Stephen now, many people know you from your awardwinning role as john adams on hbo. Correct. cheers and applause stephen now, i know youre not a tremendously political guy, but you played the president of the United States who was very continue versel in his day. Any correlation between john adams and donald trump . Sure. Theyre both sort of feisty chaps. They both sort of didnt take anything sitting down. You know, adams did this whole alien sedition act which was to keep the french out, at that point. So we have him to thank that we didnt get overrun by the french. Stephen oh. O se dicious talk, you could be thrown in jail and made it harder for immigrants to become citizens. The ail jen act was john adams and its still on the books. Stephen he and scwefersen, they they respected and hated each other at the same time. Absolutely. Stephen this is how dirty politics was back in the day. When we say its dirty now. What did jefferson have a newspaper guy write about adams . I love this. A toothless, hairless old hermaphrodite. laughter stephen while president of the United States . Yes. Why got brutal with each other. Stephen they dueled back then. Hamilton killed burr as we know. Stephen what . orry, did i just screw up the musical for everybody . laughter stephen do people recognize you more as john adams or are you the i wont drink merlot guy from sideways . Which one do you get nailed for . Sort of both. I get the per low guy a lot. Merlot guy, thats what im going to call him from now on. That was the part i played, merlot guy. Stephen that was in the script. Exactly, merlot guy. I went to the steakhouse the other night and the wine expert comes up and hes, like, ive waited ten years to be able to give you the wine list. And i was, like, dude, i dont know bleep about wine. I was, like, im so sorry, man. I dont know bleep about wine. applause i felt likely bad. The guy was so psyched. What a jerk. I should have lied to him. Stephen he wouldnt know . They make it all up. Just say, im getting hints of leather and dried cherries. laughter so much great stuff on the tv. Yes, sir. Stephen obviously, youre in billions on th the late on. cheers and applause what do you binge watch . laughter whats so funny . I dont watch a whole he can of a lot. I didnt watch the sfnlt how can you expect me to watch much else . Stephen you watch this show. I do watch this show. Stephen you just improved your edit. laughter what do you do with your time . I read a lot. Stephen like what . I read all kinds of things. I read science fiction. Stephen i do. Youre a tolken stephen any Harlan Ellison . Yes. Stephen larry nighen. Look at this stephen heimline. Didnt like him. Stephen henry cutner. Yes. Stephen jack vans. Wow, jacks vance Stephen Campbell top, stop stephen i never get to talk scifi with anybody. I read a scifi a day, anything other than school work. Smith. Stephen cord wainer bird was a nondeplum ellison ive got Harlan Ellison back there. Really . Thats ive never heard wow, man. Secret handshake. Thank you for that. Stephen you watch your own show, billions, right . I have to. Stephen because its so good in this season, any more of the b. D. S. M. . You can watch h this year. Stephen we have a clip and i think youre talking with a team my lieutenants and telling them they need to change their game up if they need to advance to another position. Well, well, well, three young apprentices celebratin celebrate departure of a colleague. Sure. But dont they also want to put a foot in his a ass and take his spot . Oh, come on, this propels you into whatever job you want next. How to get it. Hem tell ya, our practice is leave grooves over time and eventually those grooves become walls that box us in. So what i figured out recently is, find another way. applause stephen there it is. There it is. Thank you very much. Stephen paul, good to see you. Thank you very much. Stephen season two of billions premieres february 19th on showtime. 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Stephen thank you. We did the kiss on both cheeks because i know you go to 50 countries and youre european im from jersey. Stephen i know. I should ask you, how are you doing . How you doin . Stephen i tried to get that down. Spread the bottom lip, dim your eyes how you doin . Good laughter wait, hold on, now stephen how you doin . How you doin . Thats very good, you and i are similar age, were both over 50. Stephen yeah. This is not so bad. Stephen no, its not that bad. Wow stephen why, miss williams, youre beautiful. Thank you, stephen. Youve waited for this moment. Stephen i will need those back eventually. Have you tried the lasik . Stephen no, i havent. I dont want them to shoot lasers in my eyeballs. Im a little worried about the whole lasers in the eyeballs. I wear readers when i go to the movies but these seem comfortable. They say to me your eyes arent bad enough to get that done yet. Which is a good thing. We still have young eyeballs. His eyeballs are still young. Stephen thank you. cheers and applause stephen thats official. Just saying. Stephen now, we were talking with, you know, all through the show about the super bowl. Did you watch the super bowl . No. Stephen did you watch lady gaga . No. Stephen you threw some shade lady gaga before the game and you called her sill fish. What . stephen you called her sill fish for jumping wanting to jump in no, that was before when they were planning the super bowl. Stephen thats what i said. Before the super bowl, you threw some shade at gaga. You have to know your shade, stephen. Stephen i know shade, girl. I was trying to be captain of security for the country and saying that we have more things to be involved with than the security of lady gaga jumping off the roof. Like the super bowl is one of our biggest events. Stephen im familiar with the super bowl. I watched the super bowl. I dont but i read stuff. laughter stephen you and Paul Giamatti, big readerser. Come on. You say, i gotta understand shade . No, what i was saying is tba gay jumping off and them having to Pay Attention to her jumping off a building and breaking bones was not as important as nerdowellers around the stadium. Stephen like we could end up with another Bowling Green massacre on our hands. cheers and applause stephen celebrities, their business is our business. Yes. Stephen is your business our business . Youre a celebrity. Can you point that lays art your own eyes there . I mean, when it gets flipped my way, i have to deal with it, but i dont really look at it that way. Stephen when have you dealt with it . You know, here and there. Its kind of come along a little late in life for me, so i look at myself a setsider who enjoys pop culture. Stephen whats a setsider . Somebody who sits on the side of the set and judges. Stephen somebody on the sidelines. Mmhmm. Stephen one more time . Mmhmm. Stephen is that your shade . Yes. Stephen you want to have a shade off . cheers and applause hold on, let me get down here. Let me get down here. Okay. You throw me some you make me nervous. One wrong elbow. Stephen okay. He got off her movie set 2 00 a. M. Her husband was wondering where she was at 4 00 a. M. There are three kids at home, theyre crying, yet shes nowhere around, but word is shes very close to her costar. Now, im not judging, all im saying is laughter applause see . See . See in see . Stephen yeah, i see. You got game. You got such shade game unbelievable. Im just saying, stephen. Dont you love laughter dont you love the camera . If you work it properly, the camera can okay, you dont have to say one word, you just stephen thats extraordinary. That should be carved into mt. Rushmore. How about this . You know i love a teacup. How about this . Look. laughter this will be my tea bag, up and down. Stephen i cant do my tea bag on cbs. cheers and applause wendy, lovely to see you. 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Made right, in America Stephen here performing, little one, from their album, the boy who died wolf, please welcome Grammy Nominated highly suspect cheers and applause im cornered in fire so break out the secrets i hope you know that you were worth it all along im tired, youre angry, and everyone looks blurry i love you, im leaving; so long hey, little one im so scared of what this could have been i know that today i lost my only friend my little one the places i took you, they seem so bleep empty i have trouble going anywhere at all especially my own bedroom and it stays awake to haunt me so passed out, black out, drunk in another bathroom stall hey, little one im so scared of what this could have been i know that today i lost my only friend how long must i justify my pain through these songs . How long, how long . Hey, little one im so scared of what this could have been i know that today i lost my only little one my little one im so scared of what this could have been i know that today i lost my only friend how long must i talk about my pain in these songs . How long . Its raining, its sunny it doesnt make a difference i dont care about anything at all its raining, its sunny it doesnt make a difference i dont care about anything at all cheers and applause stephen their album, the boy who died wolf, is available now highly suspect everybody well be right back. cheers and applause [ goat bleat ] by peggy lee playing ] [ its ay [ crow caws, music continues ] this is gonna be awesome when it comes to buying a house. Trulia knows the house is only half of it. And with 34 map overlays like playgrounds, demographics, schools, and more. You can find the right house and the right neighborhood for you. Trulia. The house is only half of it. cheers and applause stephen thats it for the late show. 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