And lay the ground work for a Human Mission to mars. Ooh, me first said one volunteer. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] passengers on Foreign Airlines traveling to the u. S. From ten airports in muslim majority countries have been barred from carrying Electronic Devices larger than a cell phone. Seems extreme, but its worth it if it stops even one tourist from taking pictures with an ipad. [ laughter and applause ] has to stop. It has to stop. Ivanka trump is reportedly getting an office in the white house in addition to security clearance and governmentissued communication devices. Even more unbelievable, so is donald trump. [ laughter and applause ] an office . In the white house. [ laughter ] according to reports, ivanka trumps role in the white house will be to act as President Trumps eyes and ears, while Mitch Mcconnell will continue to be the neck. [ laughter ] i have enough i have enough neck for both of us, mr. President. And my neck will be at your neck and call. [ laughter ] Supreme Court nominee neil gorsuch said during his confirmation hearing today that he would have no difficulty ruling against President Trump, which is bad news for trump because he has a pretty big impeachment trial coming up. [ laughter ] hearings for Donald TrumpsSupreme Court nominee neil gorsuch began this week, and congress has been looking into gorsuchs legal career to try and determine what kind of justice hell be. But we think to get a sense of who someone is, you need to look at their entire career. So we took the liberty of digging up the rest of his work history. Here are some other jobs neil gorsuch has had. Understudy for trivago guy. [ laughter ] handsome man who comes with picture frame. [ laughter and applause ] tough but Fair High School basketball coach who takes urban high school all the way to a state championship. [ applause ] happy man in second half of a cialis commercial. [ laughter ] anderson coopers straight twin. [ audience oohs ] guidance counselor whos very disappointed in you. [ laughter ] man who gives out raisins at halloween. And, finally, Merrick Garland impersonator. [ audience ohs ] this has other jobs neil gorsuch has had. [ cheers and applause ] north korea today described its Nuclear Program as a treasured sword of justice, which is the same term kim jong un uses to describe his cheese knife. [ laughter ] a lot of your fans here tonight, pal. [ light laughter ] a man recently created a sex robot called silicon samantha that can switch between family mode and sex mode. And im guessing that man doesnt have either one. [ laughter and applause ] today was bread day, so id like to propose a toast. [ audience groans ] [ laughter and applause ] yeah yeah [ cheers and applause ] cause guess what . Thats the one youre going to remember. [ laughter ] the next bread day, when that rolls around [ audience ohs ] and youre using it at work and getting a big laugh, youll remember me. [ light laughter ] finally, according to the american kennel club, the Labrador Retriever was voted the most popular dog breed of 2016. Unfortunately, this dog won the electoral vote. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show for you tonight. [ cheers and applause ] he is one of the stars and the director of the film chips. Dax shepard will be joining us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] shes the host of kicking and screaming on fox. Hannah simone joins us this evening. [ cheers and applause ] and we will have music from a great l. A. Pop band, hey violet. [ cheers and applause ] so thats all very exciting. Before we get to that, White House PressSecretary Sean Spicer has been holding a lot of press briefings lately, but i dont think all the questions america wants answers to have been asked, so we decided to hold another one right here, right now. Thats right. Sean spicer and the late night press corps are in our studio and ready to go. So without further ado, its time for the late night White House Press briefing. [ cheers and applause ] seth mr. Spicer. Mr. Spicer. Mr. Spicer. Yes, thank you. Seth meyers, late night with seth meyers. Mr. Spicer, were now 60 days into the president s term. How long does it feel like youve been doing this . For, you know, over a decade. [ laughter ] seth how hard is it to get President Trumps hair ready in the morning . Its like building a puzzle. [ laughter ] seth mr. Spicer, youve been quoted as saying the house drools. Do you have anything to add to that . The senate rules. [ laughter ] seth okay. Is it true that President Trump still thinks elvis is alive . I think the president had a call earlier with the king, a couple of weeks back. [ laughter ] seth Bernie Sanders continues to be a voice of opposition to the trump presidency. When do you think bernie will retire . Seth on his 250th birthday. [ cheers ] [ laughter ] seth what sentence have you had to say the most since taking this job . The president will travel to maralago for the weekend. [ laughter and applause ] seth and i always wondered, what does maralago translate to in english . Where money is being wasted. Seth ah, okay. [ cheers and applause ] wasted. What do you think it felt like to be on the titanic when it hit that iceberg . Make no mistake, were on it right now. Seth yeah. [ laughter and applause ] there is a lot of female nudity in movies and on tv. I think its only fair that there should be more male nudity. What do you think . I think the sooner that we can get all those prongs out there, the better. I agree with you. [ laughter ] seth you call them prongs. I think thats weird. [ light laughter ] is the president mentally ill or just terribly unqualified . Combined. Both of those things together. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i heard you like to take lsd before press briefings. Why is that . It makes it seem like its all rainbows and puppies. [ laughter ] seth are you going to prom this year . I i dont have a date. [ laughter ] [ audience aws ] seth but if you could choose anyone, who would your dream date be . The deputy crown prince and minister of defense of the kingdom of saudi arabia. Seth oh, okay. [ laughter ] very specific. What do you call that thing runners do before a race . I think that that would be a stretch. Seth yeah, thats right. [ light laughter ] how many undigested pieces of gum are in your stomach at any given time . You know, 218, 219. [ light laughter ] seth heres one for you. Why do the guards in front of londons big ben always look so tired . They are working around the clock. [ laughter ] seth nice one, spicy. Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] you know it was good. You know it was good. After doing this job, do you have any conscience or morality left . Do you still have a soul . Uh, thats a good question. I dont. [ laughter ] seth no. And in closing, i would like to end on the same question i always ask. How is the president s penis . Historically faulty. Seth oh, yeah . [ laughter and applause ] what what happened . The snowstorm kind of shifted a bunch of stuff up. [ audience ohs ] seth well, it looks like were out of time, so on behalf of the rest of the press corps, have a good night. Well be right back with dax shepard. [ cheers and applause ] an unlimited data plan is only as good as the network its on. And verizon has been ranked number one for the 7th time in a row by rootmetrics. man hey, uh, whats rootmetrics . Its the nations largest independent study and it ranked verizon 1 in call, text, data, speed and reliability. woman do they get a trophy . Not that i know of. But you get unlimited done right. man 2 why dont they get a trophy . man 3 they should get something. woman 2 how about a plaque . I have to drop this. My arms getting really tired. Unlimited on verizon. 4 lines, just 45 per line. The little sounds your crispy bacon makes drive me crazy. You naughty little. spank did you just spank your lunch . Yeah. spank devour. Food you want to fork. If youve got a life, you gotta swiffer is thno, its, uh, breyers gelato indulgences. You really wouldnt like it. Its got caramel and crunchy stuff. I like caramel and crunchy stuff. Breyers gelato indulgences. Its way beyond ice cream. Thanks to applebees new 2fordate night. Girls night. Or just any night, has never tasted better. Enjoy two classic favorites in one savory dish, with the spinach artichoke chicken cavatappi. Two fullsize entrees and an app for just 20 bucks. Only at applebees. [ cheers and applause ] seth welcome back, everybody. Please give it up for the 8g band right over there. [ cheers and applause ] also back with us tonight on drums, from one of the big four pioneers in thrash metal, anthrax. His new album for all kings is out now along with a u. S. Tour kicking off next week at the wellmont theater in montclair, new jersey. Charlie benante, everybody. Give it up for charlie. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for being here man. Our first guest tonight is a talented actor you know from the nbc series parenthood and films like hitandrun and baby mama. He wrote, directed, and stars in the new action comedy chips which is in theaters friday. Lets take a look. Once you drag me there, youre gonna have to lift me up into the tub anyway. Oh god. So just grab me and get it over with. Fine, fine. Ow. God youre hurting me man. Lets just get it over with. Youre making it worse come on im not going to argue semantics with you. Oh my god, dude. Did you break anything . No. Hey, man. Did uh did i feel you face plant into my pubic bone . No, no, no there was no contact. Are you sure . I could have swore i felt either your nose or your lips. No, nothing touched, bro. Nothing touched. Might have been a little bit of contact. [ laughter ] seth please welcome to the show, dax shepard, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] seth how are you . Im good. Seth thats great. What a raucus bunch. Seth its a raucus crowd. Yeah. Seth and a little drama on your way here tonight. Yeah, we were or the premier was last night in la. Seth yeah. And then so i took the 7 00 a. M. Flight, and theyre, like, itll be fine. Youre going to have a full hour to, you know. And then the flight was a half hour late, and then on the ride in right before the 59th street bridge, a gal just torpedoed in to the side of the car and then drug along the entire length of the suburban and then kept going. So then we had to, like, get up next to her. And i rolled down the window, i was, like, you very much just ran into us. And she was i dont want to offend anyone, but it felt like a millenial reaction. She just goes like, no, i didnt, and tough. And then i had to, like, take a picture of her license plate and then finally she pulled over. So i basically solved a crime on the way here. Seth wow but that left me that left me with about 30 seconds to get this suit on and my hair. So guys, if my hair doesnt look on point tonight seth yeah. Cut me some slack. Seth yeah, cut some slack. Yeah. Seth it seems very fitting that you would solve a crime on the road. Too appropriate almost. Almost feels stunted, doesnt it . Seth yeah. Suspicious. Seth its like this is the yeah. Seth i feel like the Hollywood Studio floor routine. And then i had to commandeer a motorcycle and chase her. Seth wait a second. Yeah seth wait a second. Yeah when she saw me, she was, like, john baker seth were you a huge chips fan growing up . Was that a thing . Yeah, i mean, i was 2 when the show came out. Seth yeah. Yeah. Seth i was i guess i feel like i may be like four or five years older than you. Are you two years older than me . Seth im 43. How old are you . That makes me feel better im 42. Seth okay, so it was that we were that young, when it came out . We were two and three respectively when it came out, and then eight and nine when it went off the air. Seth that is guys, i was a mathlete. [ laughter ] i can crunch numbers like that all night long. Seth yeah. So as a twoyearold. Seth right. What i liked was, like, motorcycles and california. Seth yeah. Im from detroit where its gray and miserable eight months of the year. And youd turn on this show, and it was like palm trees and bikinis and ponch was scoring all the time. And it just felt like another planet. Seth yeah, i feel like that was the appeal for most people. Uhhuh. Seth i dont think, like, people reflect back on chips theyre, like, the character development. Yeah, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] well because there are some real diehard fans. Seth yeah. That are just so offended that i, you know, dare make it r. Seth change anything . cause i havent just done a shot for shot remake of the television show. Seth yeah. And i understand. You know . Although i dont really understand. Seth yeah. But im saying that to appease them seth to appease the super fans, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, remember back in the day like they did some data on Rush Limbaugh and howard stern, and they had equal amount of listeners who listened just because they hated them. Seth oh, interesting. You know what im seth yeah. Do you remember any of those statistics . And their response was always like, well then, why do you listen . It was like, just to hear what he is going to say next. Like it was the same motivation. So i guess im appealing in that way. Like if you hate the movie, check it out. Seth right. [ laughter ] you know what im saying . Seth yeah. Go in there and hate on it. Seth if you think youre gonna hate it live tweet it seth theres a lot for you. Yeah yeah, i encourage all of them to go out and live tweet the film. Seth you wrote and directed the film as well so i did. Seth and all the stunts were practical in this film. Yes, im a big fan of smokey and the bandit and hooper. Seth sure. And all those movies. Again, im 42. Is everyone clear on that . Okay. Seth yeah. Great. Im old as hell. So yeah, i really like it was just a 12yearold fantasy of mine to show up and like we blew things up all over l. A. , and you know the police were there shutting down the roads, and id ride a wheelie by and theyd be like giving me the thumbs up. I mean the whole thing was a 12yearolds dream come true. Seth you so the cops were pro you doing this film. Obviously youre playing a cop in the film. Yes. Seth they were excited to be a part of it. Yes. Seth have you have all your runins with cops up to this moment been as positive as that . This favorable . No. Ive had a lot of bad runins with them. Seth yeah. [ light laughter ] people have said, like, oh, did you do research for this movie . And im, like, yeah. [ laughter ] ive talked to dozens of them on the side of the highway in california. They are the politest police department, by the way. Its like getting pulled over by the canadians or something. Seth oh, really . Its just theyre very nice. Yeah. I recommend it. But i did have a very weird experience, very surreal. It was late one night. I, for a moment raced for lamborghini. Seth yeah. They lent me a lamborghini. If youre at home, i would hate my guts at this point. But anyways they lent me a lamborghini. Seth a loner. A loaner lamborghini. I had a loaner lamborghini. And i was at a stoplight, and i saw a cop pull up next to me, and it was late. So like my muscle memory was just dont look at them. Seth sure. So, no looking at them, but then i noticed their cars like revving. Its like [ car revving sounds ] and its tilting. Im, like, what is going on . So finally i look at them, and theyre, like, roll down your as if it had crank windows. [ laughter ] but thats still the sign, i guess. Seth that is still the sign. Yeah, yeah. Seth because nobody goes like this will always be telephone even though it doesnt make sense. Seth yeah. So yeah so, i roll down the window, and they go, that thing as fast as your lincoln. Which meant to me they had seen this movie i made hit and run. Seth yeah. Which is the car chase movie. And it has my old lincoln in it. And i go, oh, its much faster than the lincoln. They go, prove it [ laughter ] and im, like, i want to be ultra clear on this, you are telling me to do a whole shot from this stop light . And theyre, like, come on, man get on it and by god, i floored it to the next light like zero to 100. Then next stoplight they rolled up. That thing rips then they were revving the thing. I was, like i was waiting for kristen to like nudge me awake. Seth so this is your wife kristen bell and we actually the connection for us is that at college kristens roommate is my sisterinlaw. Thats right. Seth ariel. So long i mean i knew you peripherally seth yeah. I cant say that word. Through like amy poheler, and stuff. Seth yes, of course. And we had met, but because of that connection of our wives and the way women talk to each other, i knew so much about you seth yeah. Prior to meeting you. Seth yeah. Guys, seth is a gentle lover. Seth thank you. [ laughter and applause ] yeah. Thank you. Yeah. Seth because i cant say it. Considerate. Seth yep. Youre considerate. Seth yep. Youre patient. Seth yeah. And youre gentle. Seth it is funny unless the situation calls for not being gentle. Seth well, yeah. And then hes a rough customer, guys. [ laughter ] seth well because you have to switch it up. Its all on the menu. Seth in marriage thats what i like about you. Its like going to a spa where every service is available. Seth i [ laughter ] if you just read fifty shades of grey. Seth yeah. You can do that. Seth i would say pages 72 to 115 is basically my life. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Seth that was well you had a pending lawsuit, didnt you . Against seth i dont think im going to win. No, no. Seth im going at it hard. Im throwing a lot of money at it. Yeah. [ laughter ] seth but then the funny thing when you meet a guy did you hear anything about me . Sorry to interrupt you. Seth oh, um no. That was a no. Seth i didnt really. Okay, what were you going to say . [ laughter ] seth but that is a funny thing because when you meet a guy who your wives know each other. Yeah. Seth theres always that sense of, like, hi. Weve probably heard some stuff. Yes. And were expected to get along now. Seth yeah, we are. Yes. Seth well probably have dinner this week now that youre in town, im looking forward to that. Oh, yeah, yeah absolutely. I mean i do genuinely like you. Seth hey, i genuinely like you too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Youre one of the good guys. Seth thank you. [ laughter ] and youre smart. And when smart people win, its so exciting. Seth thank you. Because its so rare. Seth it is so rare. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Yeah, yeah. Seth i did though not through my wife, but i did hear something about you through my sisterinlaw. Because shes an interior designer. Mmhmm. Seth and i know shes done work for you guys. Yeah. Seth and when you if the lamborghini story didnt turn you off, we also have had some interior design work done on the house. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] whitepeopleproblems seth yeah. Hashtag, samsung appliance people problems. Yeah. Seth yeah. But you tell them about that briefcase of money i have at my house. Seth wait, you just found it yeah, yeah, yeah seth you found it in the road those cops gave it to you. I was like i cant i dont even have time to count this [ laughter ] seth but you when kristen first met you, you had in your home oh this is humiliating. Seth you had photos of yourself all over the walls. Only in retrospect is it so glaringly obvious that it was a very douchey thing to do. But heres the thing, i had dreamed of being an actor, for a very long time. Seth of course. It took me ten years to get work, so and i was in these movies that i like. I was in idiocracy and they sent me all these really cool stills from the movie. And they were neat. Like the set design was cool and everything. So i lived by myself in a house. I was supposed to hang things on the wall. Thats what you do. So i hung a lot of these photos on the wall. [ laughter ] and i think on kristens first visit to my house, she was like, looking around she goes, a whole lot of pictures of yourself on the wall here. [ laughter ] because in my mind i wasnt the focal point of those pictures. It was a like a mike judge movie. Seth sure. It was still terrible. Seth yeah. It may have not i didnt have i was lonely. I didnt have kids seth they didnt make the cut. Theyre not in the new house. The kids . Oh, oh. [ laughter ] yeah, yeah. Seth you had to choose. The kids are actually with mike judge. Seth oh, gotcha. Yeah, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] seth you got the pictures. I also but i want to thank you. Because you were supposed to be on the show on wednesday, and you made it here today, and i want to thank you for that. Yes. Even more unbelievable than the getting hit story. So i was supposed to be on wednesday, and then i got a call from my publicist that said, they got a bigger guest and so you got bumped to tuesday. Can you now fly out. And in my head im like, i get it man. Tom cruise is selling something, or seth mmhmm. So i get home that night and kristen goes, hey, im doing seth on wednesday. What day you are you doing it . [ laughter and applause ] seth its true. My wife my wife bumped me seth yeah. Yeah. Seth i dont think in the history of show biz. Wifebump. Yeah, because i dont know in the brad pitt, angelina who bumps who . Seth who bumps who . I assume brad i dont know. I just cant keep track of the star meters. They change so much seth but you also but shell be out here talking about chips as well, she plays your wife in chips. Is it obvious to you when youre casting . Did you immediately think, oh ill put kristen in this part . Well no, in the past, i have written roles just for her. But i wrote this person in the movie is a terrible dirt bag. Seth a really terrible, bad person. Yeah. Shes a bad, bad person. Seth yeah, no gray area. Shes no seth meyers. Seth thank you. [ laughter ] so of course, i did not think of my wife for the role because shes so innately loveable. But she read it and she thought it was really funny, and she wanted to play it. And i said, well hon, i thought i was gonna id hire ourselves an unlikable person. Youre very likeable. Compounding, the issue. At the end whats supposed to be satisfying is i tell her, like, get lost. Seth right. And i said, if these refrigerator sales tell us anything its that america wants us together. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] is this going to be a satisfying ending . Seth yeah. Are we going to get sued by samsung . Seth right. These are all thoughts i had. But she did amazing, and shes very unlikeable. Its even more funny thats shes unlikeable because shes so loveable. And she bumps her husband from talk shows. [ laughter ] seth you have two kids as well. We do. Seth one of your kids is named lincoln. This is how much you like cars. Yes. Seth yeah. Yes, yes. Seth and do they theyre both girls, is that correct . Both girls, yes. Seth do they enjoy being behind the wheel with you . They do. So we send them to a very hippie like preschool where theyre nude all day. Seth yeah. And they paint with their bodies and stuff. [ laughter ] seth sure, sure. Sincerely, im the least cool dad there. When i show up i have the least amount of tattoos, the shortest hair. So i feel like as a Counter Measure to that, i have to take them to terrible places. So we go to the sand dunes on all of our vacations to go offroading. Seth right. Arent i a dream boat . I have pictures of myself hanging all over the house. You have to vacation ill name our kids after a car. But yes, we go to the sand dunes, a ton. And i have a dune buggy, and thats our family vacation. Seth and this is do you have daughters in the car, for this . Yeah, so i have car seats strapped to the back. [ laughter ] i strap their car seats into the fivepoint harness, and then the car seats have a little harness, and they have these cute ear muffs, and then the girls know, this is faster, this is slower. Seth and do they do this . Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They kind of drive. Seth oh, thats great. They find it very amusing to do this nonstop. Seth thats fantastic. And then i have to adjust. But yes, i think it will equal out to one normal person. Seth all right, perfect. Right. Seth i wish you the best. Fingers crossed. Seth congrats on the movie. Thank you again for taking being bumped so well. Yes, yes, yes. [ cheers and applause ] seth and give it up for dax shepard, everyone. Chips opens in theaters on friday. Well be right back with more late night. [ cheers and applause ] how do they make starburst taste so juicy . They use wicked small fighter jets to shoot the juiciness into every starburst. [ pilot ] its about to get juicy. Whoo i feel so aliii. It takes guts. [ female announcer ] starburst. Unexplainably juicy. I like yours too. Hair. Can i have some . Its not cool to ask that. Thanks, captain obvious. Online dating isnt always rewarding. But hotels. Com is. Instant savings now, free nights later. Hotels. Com. Its your glass of willpower that helps keep cravings. Far, far away. Feel less hungry with the natural fiber in clinically. Proven meta appetite control. From metamucil. [ cheers and applause ] seth welcome back, everybody. I dont know, but are you guys familiar with these dogshaming websites . What it is, is people take a picture of their dog looking guilty next to a little sign that says what the dog did. Heres an example. I ate my daddys 300 sunglasses. [ audience aws ] pretty cute. Yeah, exactly. Heres another one. I enjoy digging the flowerbeds up and eating mulch because im bored. Adorable. These are all minor offenses. After searching around the internet we found some website featuring dogs that have done much, much worse things. Wed like to show them to you know, in a segment we call extreme dog shaming. [ cheers and applause ] seth all right, lets take a look at our first dog. Oh, he looks adorable. Cant imagine hed do anything too bad. I bring my bike on the subway. Just dont. Just bike there. [ light laughter ] whos next . Oh, hello, miss. And what did you do . I comment on my exs instagram so his new girlfriend can see. [ laughter and applause ] bad dog. Hes trying to move on and build a new thing. Whos next . [ audience aws ] aw, this guy couldnt have done anything too bad. All my owners commands are fake news. [ laughter and applause ] bad dog. Whos next . What did you do, little guy . I picked the South Carolina gamecocks to upset duke because i knew South Carolina would be able to expose dukes weaknesses. Nothing wrong with that. [ light laughter ] oh, wait. Sorry, theres more. Just kidding, i picked them because they have cock in their name. [ laughter and applause ] whos next . Aw, she is too cute. At the bar on st. Patricks day i kept ordering rose. [ laughter ] its not the day for that. Whos next . What did this guy do . I use the microwave to spy on the cat. [ laughter and applause ] why . To what end . To what end . Whos next . What did he do . I ask people if they can borrow me a pencil . [ laughter ] who do we have next . [ audience aws ] i like this fuzzy little fellow. I take personal calls in the office where i shout at my children. Whos next . Adorable. Adorable lets see. When i see a sleeping baby on a plane, i yell, wake up [ laughter and applause ] bad dog. Who is up next . [ audience aws ] oh, this one is the best. Based on zero evidence whatsoever i claimed that the former president of the United States wiretapped my doghouse. [ cheers and applause ] i mean, if he believes it, why shouldnt we . Whos next . Oh, wait a minute. This is my dog, frisbee. [ audience aws ] frisbee, what did you do . I squat when i pee just like my owner. [ laughter and applause ] just i have a knee issue. All right, that was extreme dog shaming. Well be right back with Hannah Simone, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] i will never wash my hair again. New pantene doesnt just wash your hair, it fuels it. Making every strand stronger. So tangles dont stand a chance. Because strong is beautiful. With 9 lobster dishes. Est is back try succulent new lobster mix match or see how sweet a lobster lovers dream can be. Theres something for everyone and everyones invited. 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Seth thank you. Yeah, youve done my job for me. So im going to go. Seth okay, great. [ laughter ] its great, thats the show. Seth thank you. Ill continue to talk about it while you go. It takes place in fiji. Yes. Seth you usually hear about fiji as sort of a honeymoon destination, a romantic getaway. This is not the fiji where this show takes place. No, no, no. So fox called me and they said were shooting this great series. Wed love for you to host it. Its in fiji. Im like packing my bags, bikinis, lets go. This is amazing. And then i landed, and i was, like, i should have checked my contract. Because i am now deep in the jungle, and i thought i was just hosting this show and not competing on this show. Seth like you were you spent a lot of time personally in the jungle. Yeah, yeah. Jungle with a capital j. Like, the jungle. There was no honeymooning, like, Life Experience for me at all. Seth but like people breaking up. So like that was that kind of jungle. Yeah, exactly. [ laughter ] seth so you so you posted this on instagram, and this looks like a person just on vacation, like drinking a drink at a there seems to be some medical staff down here dealing with your leg. Yeah. I dont know if you can see it, but theres a good portion of my leg just covered in a massive and ever growing bite. So seth what bit you . I dont know. Whatever it did, didnt stop and give me its name and social. Seth so it was the kind of right, okay, gotcha. [ laughter ] it just kept moving. Seth yeah. So, yeah, so i shot for the first day, and then i made the mistake of looking down at the jungle floor and seeing all the bugs, the snakes, the creatures, and i was like [ nervous laughter ] [ laughter ] seth you went the whole day without looking down until that moment . I was there. I was, like, fine. Its like, okay id like look up, its great. And i looked down and i was, like, okay, all right. Took my bag to the hotel and had a quick call with the producers and i said how do you feel about me hosting in a hazmat suit because this is real, and they said not our first choice. Understandable. So i kind of built my own hazmat suit. So i would wear like three pairs of tights, a pair of pants, long sleeve shirts, a scarf, and i was, like, im good. And then i came back to the hotel on day two, which is when this happened, stripped down, and i was covered in probably about 300 bites. Seth oh my goodness. All over my body. Seth oh, no. I dont know how they got in there, how they do what they do. And its my greatest fear is to be bitten by all of these bugs. So i thought i would go into like a loud screaming hysteria, but when real, real terror hits you, you just stop breathing. Seth oh, okay. [ laughter ] yeah. So i just i became completely paralyzed. I remember i was, like, okay. So i put that dress on. Because its hot in fiji, and i went down to the hotel bar. I walked up to the bar, and i was, like, can i get four shots of whiskey please . [ laughter ] and the man lined them up. Thank you. I sat down. I just started to knock them back slowly and nobody was saying anything until they started to look at my leg, and all of a sudden panic ensued around me of, like, oh god. Seth by the way, you could panic if you see someone order four shots of whiskey. [ laughter ] like, thats a sign. Seth like even before they were like, well they might have not stopped panicking because they were like, we thought she had a serious drinking problem. [ laughter ] as the host of the show you did have a hotel bar to go back to. Yes. Seth that was not true of the contestants, correct . No, no. Seth did they have a resentment towards you for the fact that you got to do this . So the the first week we were cool. Like everybody is cool. Theyre, like, im on a theyre, like, im on a tv show. Its great. And im, like, me too. Great. Were all like in it together. Were figuring it out. And then by about week two and a half or so of shooting i would go to get in the van to go the two and a half hours back to where the hotel was, and as im getting in the van, you just hear the contestants, they were like, well enjoy the hotel room, i guess, nice shower. And im, like, oh, okay. So i was just like creeping to the van. And then by about the third week the producer would like grab me as soon as i was coming out of the van and was like, did you eat this morning . And i was like, yeah, i had breakfast. She was like, dont breathe near them. Theyll attack you, okay . [ laughter ] so just be very careful. And i was like, oh gosh. Okay. Like yeah. I mean what they were experiencing was super intense. Seth wow. So yeah. Day by day they grew more rabid and fierce. [ laughter ] seth they its an eclectic group of contestants, and you have a background with sort of people from all different walks of life because you grew up in multiple places. Name some of them. You were in canada. I lived in canada, saudi arabia, india, cyprus. My family seth by the way, i cant believe i opened with canada. Like [ laughter ] you have lived in some of the most exotic places. Yeah, i know. Vancouver seth calgary [ laughter ] yeah. Seth so and you traveled around. So you lived in all these places. How long were you in saudi arabia . I was in saudi for about four or five years, and then this man saddam hussein, he invaded this country called kuwait. Seth hold on. Im behind on my news. [ laughter ] and so that kind of changed things for our school plans for my parents, and so thats when we left saudi. Seth but were when you were in school in saudi, were you did you know you wanted to be an actress then . Was that something that was important to you . I became an actor more, like, originally because of a, like a hack of how to fit into schools. So we would move schools every few years. In high school i did four years and four schools and four different countries. Seth wow. Which, high school already is like hard enough as it is. And so you kind of like, you know, you land in this at school and you think im only going to be here a year. You got to suss things out really quickly. Like, oh, im going to have a crush on you. Im going to hate you. Youre going to be my best friend. Like you got to like, figure it out. [ laughter ] you dont have all of high school to do this, right . Day one, you sort it out. You know. And then as you start to like kind of build your squad or your crew together, its hard with, like, 300 people in front of you. So you would join a club. That was like the secret. Seth got it. But you kind of want to join one where you have like a little bit of skill. So if you cant sing, dont join choir because thats going to be awkward for you. So i was, like, well, okay, choir is out. Dance is out. Not a mathlete like dax. So im like [ laughter ] all right. What can i do . Im, like, oh, i can pretend to be someone else. Brilliant. What is this drama club . And so i would join the drama clubs at every school, and i would have the group of, like, 20 likeminded people. Which was a safer space seth thats fantastic. And you where were you when you were trying to do music videos . I heard a story that you wanted to make music videos when you were young. Yeah, so when i was it was Like Elementary School to middle school, and i was living in saudi, and its an interesting place to grow up. Like i think people have an idea what saudi arabia is like, but its really a safe, beautiful place to raise your children. You have your house in, like, a compound of others houses with four walls. You dont have to worry about like stranger danger. There are no strangers. Seth right. Like its really safe. You know, theres no cars driving around your kids. And theres no tv and no cinema. Nothing. So its really just a kids imagination. And we had heard about music videos in america, so we would get our hands on like a Michael Jackson song or like a George Michael song. Seth you would never see what a music video is. Never see a music video. Looked nice. So we were like, okay. We didnt realize that these people were like doing cool dance moves and singing to the camera. So we just thought it was, like, a literal reenactment of every lyric. And i remember George Michael had that song monkey. Seth yeah. So we just acted like a bunch of monkeys and like ran around and didnt realize it was shaking a drug addiction or whatever the song is really about. [ laughter ] it was like, sure, okay. So we put on these like very literal things at the age of, like, nine. Seth yeah. Yeah, those are our music videos. Seth well there you go. They must have been very popular. Yeah, very popular. Our parents thought they were great. Yeah. [ laughter ] seth well, thank you so much for being here. Its a pleasure to meet you. 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[ cheers and applause ] i havent seen my ex since we broke up probably cause he didnt wanna grow up now im out and wearing something lowcut bout to get attention from a grown up cause you hold me like a woman in a way ive never felt before and it makes me wanna hold on and it makes me wanna be all yours guys my age dont know how to treat me dont know how to treat me dont know how to treat me guys my age dont know how to touch me dont know how to love me good guys my age dont know how to keep me dont know how to keep me dont know how to keep me guys my age dont know how to touch me dont know how to love me good all he ever wanted was to bro down what we supposed to do with all his friends around, yeah smoking weed, hed never wanna leave the house got an empty cushion on that sofa now told him, good luck with the next one maybe shell be just as immature gotta thank him hes the reason that i know now what im looking for guys my age dont know how to treat me dont know how to treat me dont know how to treat me guys my age dont know how to touch me dont know how to love me good guys my age dont know how to keep me dont know how to keep me dont know how to keep me guys my age dont know how to touch me dont know how to love me good so im never going back couldnt bring him back forget about it going back no, im never going back couldnt get him back guys my age dont know how to treat me dont know how to please me dont know how to read me guys my age dont know how to touch me dont know how to love me good guys my age dont know how to tease me dont know how to leave me dont know how to need me guys my age dont know how to touch me dont know how to love me good guys my age dont know dont know they dont know guys my age dont know how to touch me dont know how to love me love me love me love me love me love me good [ cheers and applause ] seth hey violet, everybody download guys my age now. 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