And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 614 Columbus Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, please enjoy yourselves, enjoy yourselves welcome, welcome, everybody. Welcome. Thank you so much for being here. Welcome to the tonight show. [ cheers and applause ] this is the show to be at. This is the one. Thank you for watching at home. Thank you for being here. Guys, heres what people are talking about. Of course, its still this controversial immigration ban from President Trump. Over in the uk, a british politician argued that even jesus would have been turned away from the u. S. Under trumps policy. [ laughter ] even jesus. Steve wow. Jimmy and trump said, only if he went by jesus. [ laughter ] and you go well, thats that doesnt make it right. [ applause ] doesnt make it weve gotta hey. But even people connected to trump are taking some heat, like disney ceo bob iger, whos facing criticism for being a a part of a trump advisory committee. Meanwhile, aladdin has been stuck in customs at jfk since saturday. [ laughter and applause ] and youd think hed just take the carpet. Youd think hed just take the carpet here. Steve take the carpet. Jafar got right through. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. [ cheers and applause ] stuff like that. You hear stories like that. Steve yeah. Jimmy actually, get this. A psychologist at Johns Hopkins University Says he believes that President Trump suffers from malignant narcissism. [ light laughter ] the condition is actually treatable, but unfortunately, trump just missed the deadline for obamacare. [ laughter and applause ] just just barely. Sorry. Nothing i can do. But the big story is that trump announced his nominee for the Supreme Court tonight, and cnn reported that Trumps Administration took, quote, extraordinary measures to keep the pick secret until his announcement. Yeah. They did that by not telling trump. [ laughter ] everybody said, no, just hell tweet about. Just wait until he says it. Guys, of course, were just five days away from super bowl li [ cheers and applause ] ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh super bowl li. And a new poll finds that a a majority of americans want the Atlanta Falcons to win. [ cheers ] but lately weve learned that it doesnt really matter what the majority of americans want. So i mean, we gotta [ applause ] get this, though. Tom brady said that hes banned his dad hes banned his dad from talking to the media after he spoke out against nfl commissioner roger goodell. Yeah. Tom is so embarrassed, this sunday hes making his dad drop him off a block away from the super bowl. [ laughter and applause ] ill meet you after the game, dad dont even talk to me. Well, last night was another crazy episode of the bachelor. We love the bachelor on our show. [ cheers ] one of the best scenes was the big confrontation between corrine and taylor. Now, if you missed this, dont worry, because here to reenact that scene [ laughter ] with actual lines from the show are the roots own tariq and questlove. [ cheers and applause ] tariq thanks, jimmy. Tonight ill be playing the role of corrine, a 24yearold Business Owner from miami who was confronting taylor for being mean. [ laughter ] questlove and id be playing taylor, a 23yearold Mental Health counselor from seattle whos accusing corrine of lying to nick. Jimmy all right. Whenever youre ready. [ light laughter ] questlove i hope that you feel like you used your time with nick wisely, because you lied to him about me. Tariq how . [ laughter ] how did i lie . [ laughter ] questlove not once did i say youre stupid. Not once did i name call you, and i certainly did not bully you. [ light laughter ] tariq youre so rude [ laughter ] you always have a stank face on your face. You told me you wouldnt be my friend, because im not intelligent enough for you. You, like, literally said that to me. [ light laughter ] questlove not what i said at all, but youre twisting my words. Like, this makes that statement kind of true now. [ light laughter ] tariq you are just i cant even. [ laughter ] i cant even [ laughter ] questlove you and nicks relationship is going to be built off of like like, whipped cream and lies jimmy oh, my god [ cheers and applause ] oh oh thats the best one yet. Oh, my goodness questlove and tariq from the roots. [ cheers and applause ] oh, my. No, no, no, no. Thats more than enough. More than enough applause. More than enough applause. [ cheers and applause ] no, please. Thank you, guys. Nice to see you guys. You can go that way. Yeah. Thank you, guys. Good to see you. You can go yeah. Ill see you. Ill see you, yeah. Ill see you in 30 seconds. Yeah, good to see you. [ light laughter ] oh, god, that was fantastic. Guys, heres a little tech news right now. Blackberry Just Announced that its releasing a new phone next month that has a physical keyboard. [ light laughter ] experts are calling it the biggest the biggest tech news of 2006. Steve really . [ laughter and applause ] jimmy the biggest tech news, 2006. Finally, kind of a crazy story. I read that seven bricks of cocaine were discovered in the nose of an American Airlines plane that was undergoing maintenance. [ light laughter ] officials knew something was up when the plane was supposed to land in florida, but just kept going to mars. [ laughter ] we have great show tonight. Give it up for the roots, everybody [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy guys, we have a great show tonight. From the highlyanticipated sequel, fifty shades darker, the lovely, the talented, Dakota Johnson is here [ cheers and applause ] later in the show, dakota and i are going to perform some mad lib theater. Steve ooh. [ cheers ] jimmy its really fun. Plus, here to talk about his new documentary, eagles of death metal nos amis, colin hanks is stopping by. Eagles of death metal. [ cheers and applause ] amazing documentary. And we have great music, you guys, from ub40 is here [ cheers and applause ] im so are they doing it . Questlove are they doing it . Jimmy are they doing it . Questlove i was asking you are they doing it. Jimmy i dont know. A are they doing do we know for a fact . Are they going to do it . Red red wine stay close to me dont let me be tearing apart [ cheers and applause ] red red wine you make me so fine you keep me rockin all of the time red jimmy no, we cant. Are they going to do it . Questlove i hope they do it. Jimmy yeah, ill hope. Ah, im so excited if they do it. They might not do it. Steve you never know. Jimmy you never know. Then you have to stay tuned to the end of the show to see if they do it, but at at this point, they should be working together, yeah. Backstage, theyre like [ laughter ] steve make sure theyre on the same page. Jimmy at this point, we got to do it. Yeah. If everyones yeah. Oh, im just im so excited about this. Ub40 in the house. Steve come on [ cheers and applause ] jimmy fun show. Fun show tonight. Good guests. Guys, you know, whenever i get some down time here at the show, i like to i like to steve what do you like to do . Jimmy i, like, go home, you know. I have all my furniture in my house is bean bag chairs. Steve yeah. Jimmy and i go home [ light laughter ] relax in the bean bag chair. Steve yep. Jimmy have, like, a warm luke warm glass of buttermilk. Steve mmm. [ laughter ] jimmy and just steve with a chunk of lard in it. Jimmy whats that . Steve with a chunk of lard. Jimmy i dont do that anymore. Steve oh, really . What happened . Jimmy i have to watch my weight. [ light laughter ] steve are you serious . Jimmy yeah. So i just have like, a a lukewarm glass of buttermilk, and just and i just i get on my cb radio and i just, like [ light laughter ] steve big mama, your handle. Jimmy whats that . Steve your handles big mama. Jimmy yeah, again, i changed that, too. Steve whats that . Jimmy well, im watching my weight. [ laughter ] so i changed it again. Just mama. Steve oh, really . [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. Steve whats your 20, mama . Jimmy just call me mama. Yeah, exactly. [ light laughter ] no. I like to go on instagram. I love it. I love i love it. I go on instagram. Steve oh, my gosh. Its so relaxing. Jimmy whats that . Steve its so relaxing. [ laughter ] sit in a maroon bean bag chair, warm glass of buttermilk. Look at the gram. Jimmy no, no, thats not just the thing that i do. This is the thing i do. Steve i call it the golden gram. Jimmy what i do is i scroll through all the photos. Steve yeah. Jimmy i have a giant touchscreen in my house. Steve yeah. [ laughter ] set sideways. Jimmy whats that . Steve sideways, so its like a phone. Jimmy yeah. So i can lay down and just [ light laughter ] and watch, and look through instagram photos. And i scroll down and one thing ive noticed is a lot of times two people will write the exact same caption, but the pictures they post are completely different. Youve never done this . Steve no, ive never seen it. Jimmy its timeconsuming but its worth it. Steve love it. [ light laughter ] jimmy ill show you what i mean in this next segment. Its time for picture this. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] picture this picture this picture this yeah picture this jimmy woo lets take a look at this first example. This is from Chrissy Teigen and starbucks. Yeah. They both wrote 9 months old. And now lets see what the picture they posted. Chrissy teigen posted a picture of her daughter, luna. [ audience aws ] starbucks posted a picture of an egg sandwich in their display case. Steve wow [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy i mean it ages like cheese. Steve yeah. Makes it finer. Jimmy yeah. Steve like fermented eggs. Jimmy a nice bleu cheese. Yeah. Mm. That wasnt on there when we first made the egg sandwich. Steve no. [ laughter ] jimmy egg and cheese. Steve its gorgonzola now. [ light laughter ] jimmy lets keep going. Next, heres one from the New York Times and calvin klein. They both said, he insults everything we stand for. New york times posted a a picture of sean spicers press conference. Calvin klein posted a picture of sean spicers suit. Steve wow [ laughter and applause ] jimmy a little big. Steve tad big. [ applause ] jimmy its comfy, man. Next one is from dr. Phil and ikea. Steve dr. Phil and ikea . [ light laughter ] jimmy yep. I follow both those instagram. Steve yeah, you love it. You love the gram. You love those guys. [ light laughter ] jimmy so i they both wrote, this is the number one reasons most marriages fail. Dr. Phil posted a picture of drugs. Steve ooh. Jimmy ikea posted a picture of a couple trying to assemble their furniture. [ laughter and applause ] steve that is the number one reason. Jimmy it says put the flugen in the hoogan i dont know what that means steve its A Bjorn Jimmy next one is from the aclu, and kim jongun. Steve really . [ audience oohs ] the aclu and kim jongun. Jimmy they both wrote, this is a travesty. The aclu posted a picture of the proposed Mexican Border wall. Kim jongun posted a picture of a six flags sign saying, you must be this tall to ride. Steve oh, my gosh. [ applause ] thats gotta hurt. Thats gotta hurt. Jimmy guys, heres one from the National Park service and tom brady. Steve wow. Jimmy they both wrote, i cant believe this is what i look at all day. National Parks Service posted picture of the grand canyon. Tom brady posted a picture of an offensive linemans butt. Steve wow [ applause ] jimmy next one is from bill oreilly and tim gunn. 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And theres no minimum balance. Youre alright with simply right checking from santander bank. Are you feeling alright, baby . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey everybody, our first guest how pretty, look at this. Oolala. [ cheers ] our first guest is a talented actress who stars opposite jamie dornan in the highly anticipated sequel fifty shades darker ow [ cheers ] whoo [ barking ] [ laughter ] it opens everywhere february 10th. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Dakota Johnson [ cheers and applause ] jimmy they love you. I love you. Welcome back to the show. Hi. Jimmy ah, welcome back to the show. Thanks. Jimmy you look gorgeous thank you. Jimmy thank you for being here. Congrats on the cover of vogue thats pretty awesome, huh . Thank you, yeah. Jimmy you look gorgeous, yeah. I want to talk to you about some cool thing that i found out about you. You have a ford f150. I do. Jimmy me too. [ laughter ] cool. Jimmy yeah. It is cool, yeah. Yeah. Jimmy i thats my favorite thing, i own. Its unbelievable. Thats my favorite thing ive ever invested money in. The ford f150. I added do you have, like what do you have . King ranch . I have a king ranch. [ light laughter ] i mines just a regular old f150. Its a 95 f150, though. Jimmy a 95. Yeah. Jimmy thats a good year, probably. Yeah. Mines a 2015, i think. [ light laughter ] 2k 2k15 maybe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Jimmy and it was the 2k15 model, and yeah, its cool. Jimmy when did you get your truck . I got it jimmy in 2000. I got it in 95. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. I got it a few months ago. My grandfather gave it to me from his ranch in missouri. [ audience aws ] jimmy how rad is that . Yeah. Jimmy and is it the best thing youve ever driven ever . It is not really. I mean, yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy well, i mean its just like the most comfortable thing. It is. Its the only thing i have to drive right now, so jimmy what . I dont have, like, a reg a normal car. Jimmy no. You dont need one. I mean, this thing is like this is bigger than my first studio apartment here in new york city. [ laughter ] my f150, its the roomiest best thing in the world. Yeah. Jimmy its reliable. No its really jimmy is yours reliable . Um no. [ laughter ] jimmy what are you talking about . What yeah. Well, its not. It broke down last week in l. A. In the middle of the night. Well, not the middle of the night, because i wouldnt [ laughter ] jimmy why were you driving your [ laughter ] why were you driving your truck in the middle of the night . It was like 10 00 p. M. , which is kind of the middle of the night, for me. Jimmy i was going to look i was going to show a a picture of your truck, then i go, wait, is that what this picture is . Because this is i was like, this doesnt look like oh, yeah. Thats when it broke down and i had to push it out of laurel canyon. Jimmy this is frightening, to me. Its by myself. Jimmy oh, my what, you pushed the truck by yourself . Yeah. Jimmy but youre not, i mean i know. Jimmy yeah, i mean youre a a very normal size. It was jimmy yeah, smaller a sight to behold. Jimmy yeah, what did you do . Did you get on your cb and ask for help . [ laughter ] yeah. I wish i wish it had a cb radio. Does yours have one . Jimmy you dont have a cb radio . No. Jimmy oh man, im putting one in. My the door handle doesnt work from the inside. So for me to get out of the car, i have to roll down the window and open it from the outside. Jimmy thats half the fun thats half the fun of having a a truck. I squeeze i also jimmy i squeeze through the little window in the back there. I go in from the truck and i hop into that little window in the middle. Yeah no, i just climb out the drivers side window. Jimmy yeah, no. Everything works on mine right now. Knock knock on wood. But mines blue what colors this . Navy blue . Well, its actually green. Jimmy doesnt it look blueish . In real life. Jimmy yeah. Maybe its like this is like the white dress blue dress. Jimmy yeah. Because it looks blue to me. Mine is navy blue and it has mine has like, kind of, khaki little khaki pants on the bottom. [ light laughter ] and it it looks like my truck looks like a best buy employee. [ laughter ] and its fantastic. Yeah. Jimmy i its the best but i mean, you got to get a cb radio, then we can talk to each other. I go what would be your cb radio name . My code name . Jimmy yeah youre going to not a code name, its just your i dont think you have i think you just have a fun is it jimmy a handle. Thank you. Oh. Jimmy hello. You just, whats your handle . [ cb radio voice ] whats your handle there, buddy . I dont know. Jimmy what . Donkey. [ laughter ] jimmy donkey . [ rim shot ] what . Donkey . [ cb radio voice ] donkey, this is mama what . What happened to us . What what whats wrong with us . Where why is it why is it donkey . Thats the what . What happened . How would it i was thinking about my my name. Jimmy dakota . Oh, dakot donkey . And i was thinking about does it why do i always cry when i come on this show . Jimmy its painful. A lot of people do. A lot its very yeah. No, sorry. Well work on the name and then well get into cb i was trying to think of something, that was like my initials. Jimmy oh. And i just came up with donkey. [ laughter ] jimmy well donkey starts with d. Exactly. Jimmy were baby stepping. Yeah. It would be donkey ja jimmy jazz jazz master. Yeah. [ applause ] [ cb radio voice ] jimmy come on in, donkey hey, donkey come on in, donkey you know what . As much trouble as it has caused me, its not its not its pretty fun to drive. And my brother actually was driving it when i was out of town and he was like, this truck is a babe magnet. And i was like, yeah it is. Jimmy yeah. Yeah. And then i drive it and dudes are like [ laughter ] jimmy no. Jimmy now i want to show a clip here. Heres Dakota Johnson and jamie dornan in fifty shades darker. Take a look at this, its good. I brought you here to negotiate. Youre open to new terms . The rules for punishment . No rules. No punishments, and no more secrets. I can do that. You want to what do you call it . A vanilla relationship . I mean, we only do what youre comfortable with. Will you need all of those things . I need you more. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy woo [ cheers and applause ] yeah. Jimmy Dakota Johnson fifty shades darker opens everywhere february 10th pick a date and go see that. Dakota and i are doing some mad lib theater when we come back. Stick around, everybody [ cheers and applause ] not to be focusingo finaon my moderatepe. To severe chronic plaque psoriasis. So i made a decision to talk to my dermatologist about humira. Humira works inside my body to target and help block a specific source of inflammation that contributes to my symptoms. 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Jimmy but first we have to fill in the blank because its time for mad lib theater. Here we go. Mad lib theater jimmy and heres how it works. Okay. Jimmy its going to be fun. Im going to ask you for some silly words, nouns, verbs, adjectives et cetera, as we do that theyll be written onto cue cards and then were going to act out a dramatic madlibbed scene. Okay. Jimmy here we go. Okay. Silly word. Barf. [ light laughter ] jimmy sillier. Barf. Jimmy barf barf . Barf barf. [ laughter ] jimmy thats pretty silly. Barf, barf. Amount of time. Amount of time . Jimmy amount of time. Two weeks. [ laughter ] jimmy oh holiday um Independence Day. Jimmy yeah. [ light laughter ] Independence Day. Adjective. Psychedelic. Jimmy easy for a cue card guy to write out. [ laughter ] psychedelic. Psychedelic. A verb ending in ing. [ clears throat] um pinching. [ laughter ] [ jimmy clears throat ] jimmy plural type of animal . [ laughter ] um [ laughter ] jimmy say it. Penguins. Jimmy penguins. I was going to say donkeys. [ laughter ] jimmy too obvi. Uh i got to keep you on your toes. Jimmy body body part. Knee. [ light laughter ] jimmy knee. Number . Um 49. [ light laughter ] jimmy there you go. Uh verb. Um tickle. Jimmy article of clothing. Sock. [ laughter ] jimmy city. Detroit. I dont know why. Jimmy name a celebrity. Uh [ laughter ] jimmy any celebrity. Another one. Yeah. Jimmy beyonce. Beyonce . Jimmy of course. Beyonce. Song lyric. Doesnt have to be beyonce. Baby come back jimmy ooh, nice. Yeah. Jimmy profession. Uh um uh whats the machine on the ice . Zamboni. Jimmy oh, wow. Zamboni driver. Jimmy zamboni driver. [ laughter and applause ] this is awesome. Type of event . Funeral. [ laughter ] jimmy okay. Keeping it fun here. Adjective. Hairless. [ laughter ] jimmy type of food sausage. [ laughter ] jimmy exclamation. Dang jimmy dang alright, very good. Daaaaaang. Okay, alright. Now we filled out the words. Cue card, all ready to go. Now its time to perform the scene. Lets go. Lets go [ cheers and applause ] [ sounds of traffic ] [ laughter ] jimmy im christian grey. [ laughter ] im anastasia barf barf. [ laughter ] jimmy lets make this quick. I only have two weeks. [ laughter ] [ clears throat ] this interview is for the special Independence Day issue of the student newspaper. You are very psychedelic to have amassed such an empire. To what do you owe your success . Jimmy by following the same routine every morning. Waking up. Brushing my teeth. And then [ laughter ] pinching at the gym. [ laughter and applause ] your company is involved primarily in an agriculture projects saving the worlds penguins. [ laughter ] with that kind of passion i wonder if your knee might be [ laughter ] jimmy whats that . Do you remember an old [ laughter ] i wonder if your knee might be bigger than you led on. [ laughter ] jimmy some people say i dont have a knee at all. [ laughter ] i did some research on you and i see that youre unmarried, and that you were adopted at age 49. [ laughter ] jimmy a late adoption now. You intrigue me, ms. Barf barf. [ laughter ] when someone when someone intriguing i tickle excessively [ laughter and applause ] my sock is sweating. [ laughter ] jimmy what are you plans after you graduate . I was planning on moving to detroit with beyonce. [ laughter ] jimmy the best part about having success is getting to give students like you my favorite piece of advice. Baby, come back. [ laughter ] when im around you i feel like a zamboni driver at a a funeral. [ laughter ] you know . Jimmy ive heard that before. [ light laughter ] well, i hope you got everything you needed. I did, i did. And whenever i have a great interview i do my favorite dance called the hairless sausage. [ laughter ] jimmy dang [ cheers ] thats it right there. Thank you [ cheers and applause ] thats all for mad lib theater. My thanks to Dakota Johnson. 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Please give it up for colin hanks [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you look sharp. Always great to see you, my friend. Good to see you, too. Jimmy thank you for coming back. Im still just marveling at our little reenaction there of the bachelor. The bachelorette. Jimmy yeah, i know. Its the best thing. I mean, yeah. Theres thats a spinoff right there. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, give it up give it up. Jimmy they know how to do it. Yeah, absolutely. Taking it in. How you doing, bud . Jimmy youve seen the roots on. Three continents. Theyre the only band that ive seen on three different continents on this earth of ours. [ cheers and applause ] worldfamous roots crew. Yeah. Jimmy i know you love music im a huge music fan. I mean, ive gone so far as to host a band at my at my house. There was a when i was living in dallas, texas on the good guys, there was band i discovered at south by southwest. Its a great group, called J Roddy Walston and the business. And a few months later they were playing they were coming through dallas and they were playing at a venue just a a few blocks away from the loft that i was staying at, so i offered them a place to stay. Because they were a sort of young group. And they were sleeping on couches essentially so jimmy sure. Come stay at my place. So they uh they came over to my spot. And we had a few drinks and a a few drinks and a few drinks. And the next thing you know, its like 4 30 in the morning, and im, like, yeah, i got to be up early tomorrow. Jimmy yeah. [ light laughter ] so i go to bed and they they just had, gotten a new bass player and he was sleeping on the couch. And you sort of say good night. And then a few hours later i wake up in the morning the bass player had moved over to walked to my bed. [ light laughter ] took a pair of my jeans, and was, like, snuggling with it like a blanket. Jimmy were you near bed . I was in the bed [ laughter ] it was my bed jimmy he was on top of you . No. He was just right next to me. It was a queen size bed. [ laughter ] jimmy there you go. And so i woke up, and all of a sudden, logan, the new guy, is sitting there, sleeping next to me. And i just wait for everybody to wake up. And i just said, youll never believe what i found this morning. They go, what . I said, your new bass player. [ laughter ] jimmy its always the bass player. Its always the bass player. Jimmy its always the bass player. Always the bass player yeah, he always ends up yeah, exactly. It always is. But you youve been on the road, right . Youve been on tour once, because i know youre pals with jack black. Youve been in a couple yeah. Tenacious d, yeah. Jimmy tenacious d it was fantastic. Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] i was in the tenacious d movie. I was in Orange County with them. I was in king kong with them. And after Orange County i actually went out on the road with tenacious d. Jimmy they are amazing theyre awesome jimmy see it live if you can ever get a chance to see them greatest band on the earth. No offense to the roots. Jimmy no, of course. No, theyre but, yeah, no jimmy you havent seen them on three continents. I havent yeah. But they actually earlier on when they were opening up for weezer and i went out and followed them on tour, jack said, hey, do you want to come meet us on the road . I said, yeah, sure. Id love to. He says, okay. Im going to need you to bring a robin hood outfit. Jimmy yeah, this is perfect. It makes perfect sense. It makes perfect sense. And i was, like, oh, okay. Like, like a good i dont care if its good. Just get a robin hood outfit. So i went and bought a a robin hood costume but it was a cheap one. It was, like, you know, made of, like, a tablecloth material almost. It was like felt. It was very it was just a very cheap costume, because im im a a cheap date. And um [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah. And it was so bad that afterwards, everybody who saw me, they were like, hey, youre peter pan, up there on stage [ light laughter ] and i go, no. Its robin hood werent you paying attention . Jimmy yeah, exactly. Peter pan does not rob from the rich and give to the poor. Peter pan, like, flies around and does Something Else [ laughter ] jimmy i forget what he does. That was that was my experience going out on the road with tenacious d. Jimmy lets talk about this new documentary. Because i saw your other documentary you did about tower records. Yeah. Jimmy and i loved it. Oh, my gosh. Oh, thanks, man. Jimmy man, it was great. But this one is, eagles of death metal. Yeah. Jimmy is it nos amis . Yeah. Which is french for, our friends. Jimmy okay. And its really, you know, for those of you who may know eagles of death metal were the band playing at le bataclan during the terrorist attacks in paris. Jimmy yeah, really. A bunch of people lost their lives at the show. And the guys are actually really good friends of mine. Ive known jesse and josh, the two primary members of the bands for a long time now and i was really looking for a way to help them in a very, very difficult time, and they were going back three months after the attacks, they were going back to go finish the show that they that they played, and finish their tour. And i thought that that might be a very interesting opportunity to go and document that concert and, you know, what everyone was going through at the time. And it was a really powerful evening, but, really, its a a film about friendship. You know . Jesse and josh have known each other since they were little kids and always refer to their fans as their friends. These are people theyve known for 15 years that have been coming to their show. So its really an uplifting story about friendship and i just think the world of those guys and want to help them anyway i can. Jimmy i want to show a a clip. Heres a scene from [ cheers and applause ] colin hanks latest documentary, eagles of death metal nos amis. Take a look at this. So lets talk about your feelings going back to paris. Like, what do you want this trip to be . The return to paris is a lot of things that ive never felt before. I take it as a holy charge. This duty of leadership that ive been elected to by circumstance. So i cannot wait to get back. I also love rock n roll. I love what i do. I cant wait to get back to it. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy colin hanks, eagles of death metal nos amis. Premieres february 13th on hbo. Hey, congrats again on life in pieces. Thank you, man. Jimmy youre doing great stuff. Thank you, man. We love you, colin hanks. Well be right back with a a performance from ub40 [ cheers and applause ] vo do not go gentle into that good night, old age should burn and rave at close of day; rage, rage against the dying of the light. Do not go gentle into that good night. 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Performing their number one hit red red wine, give it up for ub40 [ cheers and applause ] red red wine goes to my head makes me forget that i still need her so red red wine its up to you all i can do ive done but memories wont go memories wont go id have sworn that with time thoughts of you would leave my head i was wrong now i find that just one thing makes me forget red red wine stay close to me dont let me be alone its tearing apart my blue blue heart id have sworn that with time thoughts of you would leave my head i was wrong now i find that just one thing makes me forget red red wine stay close to me dont let me be alone its tearing apart my blue blue heart red red wine you make me feel so fine you keep me rocking all of the time red red wine you make me feel so grand i feel a Million Dollars when youre just in my hand red red wine you make me feel so sad any time i see you go it makes me feel bad red red wine you make me feel so fine monkey back and ease up on the sweet deadline red red wine red red wine you give me whole heap of zing whole heap of zing make me do me own thing its up to red red wine you really know how fi love your kind of loving like a blessing from above all i can do red red wine i love you right from the start right from the start with all of my heart red red wine im gonna hold on to you hold on to you i know that you wont go red red wine make me feel so fine red red wine [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh yes thank you, man. Ub40 [ cheers and applause ] ali, astro, mickey tickets for their u. S. Tour are on sale now well be right back, everybody [ cheers and applause ] you said you wanted to feel better about your cereal. General mills big g cereals hear you. Thats why we say yes to whole grains as our first ingredient. And no way to high fructose corn syrup. In every honey nut o. Every lucky charms spoonful. And every cinnamon toast crunch square. You can feel good about General Mills big g cereals. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to Dakota Johnson, colin hanks, ub40, once again [ cheers and applause ] and the roots, right there, from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye, everybody [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight robert de niro. From nbc superstore actress lauren ash. Star of the space between us, actor asa butterfield. Featuring the 8g band with kenny aronoff. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening, im seth meyers. Its late night. How is everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] thats fantastic to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. President trump last night, fired acting attorney general sally yates, but not before uttering his famous catchphrase, im bad at being president. [ light laughter ] oh, wait no. I
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