What goes on in those labs . Please, please, cant talk about it. Please. Steve its secret. Jimmy later this week, we have Barbara Streishand will be here. [ cheers and applause ] stve oh Jimmy Barbara steve yeah jimmy alec baldwin is here. [ cheers and applause ] we love alec. Florida georgia line this week. Its a big week. [ cheers and applause ] but, first, we have a fantastic show tonight. Hes one of the best actors of all time, and the star of the big new boxing movie opening this weekend called hands of stone. Robert de niro is on the show [ cheers and applause ] . Thats the secret move. I gave away the ending. Steve thats the ending of the movie. Jimmy thats the ending of the movie. He does this dance and this. This is fun, oh, fun knockout. Steve knocks him out. Hands made of stone. Jimmy you dont even know if they knocked him out. They go to the credits. They go to the credits. Steve they freeze frame. Jimmy you just picture in your head what would happen. Steve you decide the ending. J its a true story, and Robert De Niro is great in everything, isnt he . Hes fantastic. So, well talk to bobby d. Steve thats what you call him. Jimmy i dont say it to his face. Steve not to his face. Jimmy no, not to his face. Steve whats bobby d doing . Jimmy plus, hes one of the greatest golfers in the world. He was the 2015 pga player of the year, i love this guy. Jordan spieth is stopping by [ cheers and applause ] and we have great music from jimmy oh, yeah in the name of love. A good jam. Its going to be fun tonight. Im so psyched. Guys, its late august, and you know what that means. Its back to school time. Yeah. [ audience groans ] thats right kids. Sorry, you gotta go back to school. You got to start hitting those books and giving those teachers dirty looks. Look, i dont want you guys reading any stinkers, so i want to help you out. Im about to show you some books to avoid at all costs in case youre in too steve right. Jimmy getting ready for school. Steve sure. Jimmy and you see these titles avoid them. At all costs. Thats right. Its time for my latest installment of my do not read list. Dont read. . Do not read do not read do not read these books these books . Jimmy i love doing this segment, because these are all real books, okay . Seriously. What im about to show you, every book is 100 real. Theyre actual books. You can find them on amazon. You can check them out at your hey. Steve youre saying dont read them. Jimmy ill let you make the decision. They are real. Lets see whats on my do not read list. This first one is a howto book. Steve oh, good. Love em. Jimmy you love howto books. Steve howto books. Diy. Jimmy well this is fantastic. This is ten ways to destroy the imagination of your child. [ laughter ] steve oh, good. Ive been looking for that. Jimmy i think my dad read this to me. [ laughter ] next up is a mystery book. Steve oh, mystery. Love them. Jimmy this is called hohohomicide. [ laughter ] its got two things everyone likes, christmas and murder. [ laughter ] . Whats that . Steve who killed him . Santa . Jimmy no, the two prostitutes. Steve really . [ laughter ] theyre just visiting the north pole . Jimmy i didnt get to the i didnt get to the end of it. Next up is a crafts book. Steve oh, crafting. I love crafting. Jimmy crafty, yeah. This is toilet paper origami. There you go. Delight your guests with fancy folds and simple surface embellishments. Take a look at some gems. Steve i would fold my toilet paper. Jimmy look at this. This is a fandangle. [ laughter ] if you want to call them out while youre in there. I love your fandangle, gary steve a little help here im out. Jimmy took me a few hours, but i got it figured out. Or you can pull this out. This is the swanky hanky. [ light laughter ] jimmy oh, spanky, yeah. Well cut this out. We wont air that. Steve kids dont need to know that. Jimmy we wont never air that. Steve never. Need some more toilet paper. Jimmy like your swanky hanky. Thank you. Took me four hours, id rather you not use it. Took four hours of folding. [ laughter ] use a towel. [ laughter ] next up is an encyclopedia. Steve oh, i love an encyclopedia. Jimmy i lonc 24 6. Jimmy this ones called the little encyclopedia of dishcloths. Steve oh jimmy perfect for anyone whos ever said, you know, i know a few things about dish clothes, but im hungry. Steve for knowledge. Jimmy my brains hungry for knowledge. Im hungry to know more. Steve i got to read about them dishcloths. What do you got . Jimmy well, you know im talking about this right here. Classic granny square, fast favorite. Faucet angel. Nubby, nubby mesh. Steve love it. Jimmy everyones favorite, spanky hanky likes that too. Jimmy no. Swanky steve swanky. Jimmy swanky. Steve swanky hanky. Sorry. Jimmy no spanky hanky. Youve been in the bathroom a a long time there, greg. Just call me hank. Steve just call me hanky. [ laughter ] jimmy we shouldnt have invited spanky hanky over. What do you want with it . Steve what is he supposed to do . [ laughter ] jimmy swanky. Looks fantastic. Fashionable, hair combed. Steve velvet jacket. [ laughter ] jimmy were down to our last one. This is a childrens book. This is good. Anyone with kids out there this is a book called rhymes with duck. Steve oh . Jimmy you got truck, luck, buck. Steve cluck, muck [ laughter ] jimmy what else rhymes with duck . Tariq i got one. Jimmy whats that . What is it . Tariq f jimmy yeah . Tariq f jimmy yeah . Tariq f jimmy you got one . [ laughter ] you got one . Forget it, tariq, dont worry about it. Thats all i have for this edition of my do not read list. [ cheers and applause ] do you have a book that you think should be on our next do not read list i would like to see it. Send your titles to our blog at donotread tonightshow. Com. Well be right back with more of the tonight show. [ cheers and applause ] . . . Hey, is this our turn . Honey. Our turn . Well find them in our subaru outback. avo love. Its what makes a subaru, a subaru. Get zero percent on select subaru models during the subaru a lot to love event, now through august thirtyfirst. Get ready. To show your roots. With root touch up from nicen easy it blends with leading shades, even salon shades. In just 10 minutes. So pick your shade. And show the world your roots. With root touchup. You work at ge . Yeah, i do. You guys are working on some pretty big stuff over there, right . Like a new language for crazybig, worldchanging machines. Well, not me specifically. I work on the industrial side. So i build the worldchanging machines. I get it. You cant talk because its super highlevel. No, i actually do build the machines. Blink if what youre doing involves encrypted data transfer. Wait, what . Wowwww. Wow . What wow . There is no wow. . And it feels so good . . Oh yeah . . And it feels so good . . . How does a girl go from this. Oh, screw off. To this. [ beeps ] im pregnant . You have no idea which of us is the father . Surprise. [ laughs nervously ] bridget, who do you want to be the father . The billionaire . Or the ex . Oh, god. How would you like to give birth . Quickly. [ moaning in pain ] just think away the pain. Ahhhh oh. Just think away the pain. . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey, guys welcome back you know, i always say oh, i love you. I always say that out show is lucky to have the greatest band in late night, the roots there, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] but it isnt always fun and games. From time to time, we put the roots to the test. We pick people from the make up songs about them on the spot. Its time for freestyling with the roots. Here we go [ cheers and applause ] . Time to freestyle with the roots . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey, roots, you ready to do this . [ cheers and applause ] lets pick someone . Raise your hand if you want the roots to make a song up about you on the spot. [ cheers and applause ] how about you . How ou yeah, absolutely. Absolutely. Perfect. Hi, beautiful. How are you . Nice to see you. [ applause ] ah, what is your name . Nila. Jimmy nila, all right. Now, a lot of people are going on road trips during the summer. If you go on a road trip, where do you want to go . Italy. Jimmy oh [ laughter ] thats a long road trip, but places. Okay, yeah, go to italy, of course. Take a road trip to italy. All right. What three other people would you want in the car with you . You [ cheers ] questlove e jimmy hey, questlove and bob de niro. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy me, questlove, and Robert De Niro. You can call him bob. Yes [ applause ] jimmy i love that. Okay. Guys, nila is here. Isnt she the coolest . If she went on a road trip, she wants to go to italy. And the passengers she would me [ laughter ] you, questlove, and bobby d. [ laughter ] Robert De Niro. So, speaking of road trips in this next one, could you this one could you do a a willie nelson, like, on the road again type of song . Questlove hang on. Jimmy tariq is seriously writing. Here we go. I can hold this. . [ clapping ] . . Hey yall nila came out to the show . I said so how does it go . My friends . . She said she would love to visit shed love to see italy . . Thats one place she had never been . [ clapping ] . . Well when she took that italian trip . . She said jimmy questlove and bobby de niro she would like to go with them . . Hey nila how you feela . . . Its a big deal youre here on the show well welcome back again . Jimmy ill, ill cut through. Ill cut through im gonna cut through here. [ cheers and applause ] excuse me for a second. Im just gonna walk through here. Hey, how are you doing . Hey. Jimmy hey, i like your head. How you doing . Hey, buddy. Nice to see you buddy. You too. Jimmy oh, you are. You are. How you doing, pal . How are you . Whats up, jim . Jimmy nice to see you. You can call me jim, i guess, yeah. [ laughter ] jim. Jimmy yeah. How are you doing . How are you . Good, how are you . Jimmy how are you doing . How you doing, buddy . [ cheers and applause ] this side this side [ cheers and applause ] this is the side that i want [ cheers and applause ] here you go. All right, very good. What is your name . Danielle. Jimmy danielle. Very good, danielle. Danielle. The olympics just ended yesterday. Whats your favorite Olympic Event . Gymnastics. Jimmy ooh, gymnastics. Those girls are amazing. [ laughter ] if you could pick anything to be a new Olympic Event. It doesnt have to be a sport, just be something youre good at it, what would it be . Something im good at . [ laughter ] i have no idea. Golf . Jimmy yeah are you a golfer . Not at all. Jimmy that is an Olympic Event. Thats an Olympic Event. That was the first thing that came to my head. Jimmy its something thats isnt if you can pick oh, im sorry. Jimmy we can have golf, two. I mean, that would be two rounds of golf. I mean, its already is an Olympic Event, yeah. Also is riding strange horses, but i didnt know until this evening, so yeah. [ laughter ] if you could do anything, what do you love doing . Um. Jimmy yeah. Beer pong. [ cheers and applause ] . The truth the truth has been spoken [ laughter and applause ] beer pong thats what im talking about we got to have our own olympics next year. Guys, we have danielle here, and her favorite event is gymnastics. She loves gymnastics, but if she could have any event, any Olympic Event happen that shes good at, it got to be beer pong. I mean, come on. It takes skill. It takes skill. Are this weekend, and our pal, drake, nominated for six awards. Can you guys do drake kind of song . Is that tough . . . You you you . . [ clapping ] . Yeah danielle dan danielle i wouldnt lie to you . . You i wouldnt lie not like ryan lochte i cant swim . . Yeah yeah . . She said its gymnastics i said fantastic . . I cant back flip yeah yeah yeah but id wait my whole life long . . Just to get a one time and play game of beer pong with my friends . . . One time in the beer pong just to play a game with danielle . . Okay when does that begin . . Jimmy thats what im talking about [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much. Ah, its so funny. Danielle. Thanks to these guys thanks you to the roots [ cheers and applause ] well be right back with Robert De Niro now you cant spell nutrition without nut, am i right . I mean whose to say its pronounced nutriton, anyway . My mixes contain delicious nuts, specially blended for your optimal nutrition. I just changed a word in the english dictionary, forever. Planters. Nutrition starts with nut. These pants always smelled like yoga aroma. Id wash them and itd be back before i even got to class. Then, i found tide odor defense. It gets out and keeps out. The yoga aroma, wash after wash. 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Thank you so much for coming on the show again. I appreciate it. Thanks for having me. Jimmy you just went to the sarajevo Film Festival . I guess thats what it was, yeah. [ light laughter ] jimmy more or less that, yeah. Something of those lines, yeah. Thats a treat. But you brought the family with you . I brought my two sons two of my sons. It was just for a 24 hours, but it was a very interesting place to go to, and im glad i did. Jimmy yeah. Did you turn it into a like a vacation at all . Well, i was doing world. I was in a boat in the mediterranean, so i just went over. Jimmy is that you is that how Robert De Niro vacations . You go on a boat . [ light laughter ] if im lucky to get a boat, yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy how big is the boat . How big . It was pretty big. [ laughter ] jimmy pretty big boat, there. Its pretty big. [ laughter ] pretty big boat. Because i would like to, id like to go id like to go on a boat trip with you. Thatd be fun. We might do that one day. She wants to go on vacation with you, too. Well all go on a trip together. There she is. [ cheers and applause ] she wants to go with you. Come on. Well get on a boat together, yeah. I always wanted to do cause i have i have just two little kids. I have a three and a year and a a half, but i want to do an rv trip. Oh, yeah, yeah. Jimmy have you done that . No, but ive thought of doing it. [ laughter ] jimmy were like twins. [ light laughter ] well, if i decide to do it, ill give you a call. Okay. Jimmy ill pick you up at the dock. [ light laughter ] i want to talk about the theres two things i want to discuss. One is youre codirecting a a Broadway Musical . Yes. A bronx tale. Jimmy i love a bronx tale. [ cheers and applause ] calogero, loved it. Yeah, with jerry zaks. And chaz palminteri, of course. Not in it, but very much a part of, you know, the whole creation of it. Jimmy Tommy Mottola and the dodgers are producing. Yes. Jimmy who did jersey boys and yes. Jimmy alan menken did the academy awardwinning, but he also wrote the songs for sausage party. [ laughter ] he probably doesnt want to write it on his resume, but still. [ light laughter ] but i love this story, and i think and i love that of course. Who else could codirect it . I mean, i want, because you saw this as like chaz was a a oneman show or something . Well, it was a, i saw it when chaz did it as a oneman show about over 20, 23 years ago or something. He was doing it then. He wrote the script. I did the movie. Then ive always thought it would be a terrific musical. Jimmy of course, all the great music of that time. Yeah. I mean, its not the style of it is different because theres certain things, rules, if you will, that you have to adhere to in doing a musical. Its not we tried in the beginning to make it something else, but we had to go through, like, a process jimmy its a long thing to make, i dont think people realize. Years. Jimmy how long. Yeah. Years . Yeah, what ive heard is around five years, and you know its a process and you cant put it out there till its ready to be put out there. Jimmy well, this is going to be ready december 1st at the longacre theater, and thats awesome. Congratulations on that. Ill be there for that. [ cheers and applause ] i love a bronx tale. And chaz, and you, and tommy so speaking of love, hands of stone. Youre fantastic yet again. I dont know if anyones ever told you, youre a good actor. [ laughter ] i just wanted to make it official, yeah. [ light laughter ] but its the Roberto Duran story, and, man, i did k his story at all. I knew he was a great fighter, and then theres a whole thing, a scandal about the no mas thing, which he says he didnt say, but against sugar ray leonard. And usher plays sugar ray leonard. Yeah. Hes terrific. Jimmy he is fantastic. He and edgar, they both worked very, very hard. Theyre both terrific in it. Jimmy and were you a big boxing fan, or no . You know, for raging bull, i worked on it, and so on. And i, in fact, met when i was working on raging bull, i i was very impressed with him, because he was kind of a very elegant people call him like a banker. He did not look like the trainer that were all used to seeing in, you know, for real, and even in movies. Jimmy but he was the first trainer to ever be inducted into the boxing hall of fame, right . Yes. Jimmy thats amazing. Im not sure about that. If he was, he was. Jimmy well, yeah. No, i [ laughter ] i said that. Quote me. Quote me on that, he didnt say it. [ laughter ] i do his wikipedia page, so i just mak u good, good, good. Jimmy he also just won gold in the olympics, as well. Yeah. [ laughter ] im just making things up. Good, good. Jimmy but hes i like the way he has this kind of hes not a screamer, you know, yelling. Hes more of a thinking man. Yeah. Jimmy trainer. Yeah, exactly. More not cerebral, but just a guy who is more of a thinking mans trainer, if you will. Even when i my first when i did meet him, i was very impressed with just his heres Robert De Niro and Edgar Ramirez in hands of stone, in theaters friday. Check this out. What, you work for him or what . Are you out of your mind . What am i doing here . I dont need this. Yeah, because hes gringo listen, you stupid little schmuck. You want me to leave here . I can leave you in the corner by yourself. Now, behave yourself, act like a grownup, and stop being a a baby. Im nervous, okay . I know youre nervous, but look at him, hes youre making it worse, okay . Oh, im youre making yourself worse. Okay, relax, though. No, you relax. You get out there, and you show me what you can do. You pace yourself. You be the boss you be the boss [ cheers and applause ] i auditioned for that role. I didnt get it. Our thanks to Robert De Niro dont miss hands of stone in theaters this friday golfer Jordan Spieth joins us after the break. 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Jimmy oh, Jordan Spieth hey, jimmy jimmy how you doing, buddy . Im doing great. How about you . Jimmy im doing good. Thank you so much for coming on im happy to be here. Jimmy really . Love the show. Jimmy good, well, i love you back. Im happy youre on the show. Thank you. Jimmy you come on all the time if you want. Okay. [ laughter ] jimmy no, we have a lot in common. One is that we both golf. [ laughter ] some are better than others in a lot of things [ laughter ] but i dont want to brag. But, our grandfathers got us into golf. Is that true . Yeah, yeah. So, cool story. My grandpa, moms dad jimmy do you call him grandpa . Gramps. Jimmy gramps. He used to build my first set of clubs. Hed order from catalogs, different different heads, different grips, shots, whatever it may be, put it together, and wed go up there every year as a family for a a reunion. Jimmy where, in texas . Actually, hes in north carolina. Jimmy north carolina. So, wed travel over there. Jimmy is he a big golfer . He was, yeah. He liked it. He was in the military. And then, he just kind of loved the game of golf. And, you know, i its actually i love the game started my love for the game when he built me this 5 wood. And there was a little creek behind the house i used to try to clear. And i think i may have been 6 or 7 years old, and i finally hit it over. It was one of the coolest moments, and kind of i fell in love with the game from that on. Jimmy i want to make grandpa proud. Heres a picture of you and granpa. [ audience aws ] i mean, come on. In the troy aikman jersey. Jimmy yeah, exactly, yeah. Come on. Thats super cute. My grandpa was i was in the backyard, and we had tomato plants and then, the garden. Holding up all the tomato plants, and one had, like, a a funny end on it. And i go, whats that thing, grandpa . And grandpa goes, thats a a golf club. [ laughter ] come on. Thats amazing. Jimmy and so, he pulled it out of the dirt and introduced me to the game, and i swear [ laughter ] thats how you jimmy and thats how good his game was. [ laughter ] he using clubs as other things. But he said, if you play this, youll play the game for the rest of your life. And hes right. You know, and i still play. Im not good or anything, but you got to see my tomatoes. [ laughter ] its unbelievable. Theyre fantastic. But even your putter has this is interesting. You brought this. This is your original cover . No. Jimmy no. But its the putter ive used for some seven, eight years now. Used to be all black, and now its kind of rusted and chipped up, and jimmy yeah, look at this thing. Its like rust on the inside of it. Do you still use this . Yeah, i still use it. Thats i got theres been a couple nights ive been happy enough, ive slept with it. [ laughter ] jimmy ill let you hold this, yeah. [ laughter ] come on here and ask me to hold your putter. Threatening to break it, too, yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy you slept with it, yeah. Now, but the this is a new grip on it . Yeah, its a brand new grip. Jimmy you eventually have to change your grip. But, i mean, youre one of the best in the game. And i watch, and i go, oh, my gosh. You get nervous when you play . Its silly question because im you do get nervous. Yeah, of course, yeah. But not as nervous on this show, like, you know, here, but jimmy on our show . Yeah. Jimmy not anymore, though, i got it now. [ laughter ] ive been lucky to meet a a lot of cool people playing golf. Jimmy you ever play with bill murray . I have, i played with bill murray a couple times. Hes probably up there with hes one of the most fun people ive ever played golf with. The guy just works over a a crowd. I played a few rounds with him. Hes just the ultimate entertainer. Hes corky, hes goofy jimmy yeah, he is. And you love every part of it. I mean, the guy can, for five and a half hours straight in a a proam, on every hole find a i mean, he, most recently, took a guy who said, hey, bill. You know, everyone reaches out to him jimmy yeah. And whatever, and gave him a a cigar. And he walked over to my managers 9yearold son, gave it to him. Jimmy what a nice guy, yeah. His 9yearold looks at it for a second, and hes like, what the hell am i supposed to do with this . He gives it back he gives it back to bill and go you know, in front of a group, bill says, wait, are you trying to quit . [ laughter ] jimmy quitter. A 9yearold kid, yeah. Just stuff like that. Jimmy he really does cool stuff. Cool, yeah. Jimmy oh, i love him. I saw clips of you doing fun stuff. You do a lot of stuff with kids. But also this thing is a clip of, you chipped a marshmallow up in the air and then, caught it in your mouth . Yeah. It was the second try, and i miraculously, like, somehow caught it and fell over in the process. Jimmy i have a clip. It was pretty fun. Jimmy Jordan Spieth chipping a marshmallow into his mouth. [ cheers and applause ] . Jimmy thats the greatest. Thats the greatest thats what you should do [ applause ] jimmy well, i wanted to i wanted to give you good vibes for the barclays coming up. So i was wondering if you want to chip a marshmallow and ill catch it. Okay. Jimmy is that all right . We can give it a shot. Jimmy i got this guy here. This will work . Yeah, this will work right. Jimmy all right, good. Thats perfect. I dont know what degree wedge that is. I dont wh launching wedge. Where should i stand . Here . I think you should go back a a little ways. Jimmy oh, my gosh. Dont hurt me dont hurt me with the marshmallow. Im like the putt. I have washed my hands. Jimmy no, i know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thanks, yeah. Please, jordan, please. I held your putter earlier. Were good. [ laughter ] its the least of our worries. All right. Jimmy all right, buddy. Here we go. Good luck to you, man. [ drumroll ] oh, its low. [ laughter ] jimmy my mouth is up here thats my bad. Jimmy want me to lay down . Jimmy here we go. Yeah, you might have to do that. Jimmy oh [ audience ohs ] one more, one more. Here we go. Here we go. Jimmy replay that. My tounge touched that one. All right. Jimmy if you do that again, i think i can do it. [ audience ohs ] jimmy try one more time. . Jimmy ill take that one everyday. Thank you, brother Jordan Spieth show a replay of that catch him playing the barclays this weekend on golf channel. Well be right back m bebe rexha . [ cheers and applause ] its a golden opportunity to discover that in a lexus suv there are no adverse conditions. At the lexus golden opportunity sales event. Get up to 5,000 customer cash on select 2016 models. Ends september 5th. See your lexus dealer. O. One hair color wants to help you keep on being you. Nicen easy. Naturallooking color. That even in sunlight, doesnt look like hair color. It just looks like you. 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The olympics wrapped up over the weekend with the United States coming out on top in all medal counts