Musical guest Martin Garrix and bebe rexha, and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 517 michigan steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh i missed you guys i missed you. Hey, looking good, looking good. I missed this. I missed you guys. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it, everybody, were back for new shows. [ cheers and applause ] im your host, jimmy fallon. You guys heres what people are talking about. Last night was the closing ceremony for the summer olympics. And did you see this . To kick off tokyo as the next host of the summer games, the japanese Prime Minister came out of a giant pipe dressed as super mario. [ laughter ] sure, after all the water problems they had in rio, now a a plumber shows up. Thats perfect, perfect timing. [ laughter and applause ] its a me mario steve its a me. Jimmy get this, i read that there was no full dress rehearsal ahead of the closing ceremonies last night. They kept saying that. There was no full dress rehearsal ahead of the closing ceremonies, because the stadium was being used all week. No dress rehearsal, yeah. But, somehow, everyone still managed to pull off truly flawless walking around. [ cheers and applause ] steve team usa walking away. Theyre putting one foot in front of the other. [ light laughter ] there he is the fastest man in the world, walking. I dont know how hes doing it. Ive never seen him walk. I have to say congratulations to team usa for winning over 100 medals [ cheers and applause ] over 100 medals, the most of any country, and my condolences to everyone who is behind them at airport security. [ beep ] oh, sorry, my bad. [ beep ] oh, thats the one i have inside, sorry about that. [ beep ] oh, thats the one i got for watching the other guy win. Sorry. [ light laughter ] unfortunately, one of the bigger stories out of the olympics is this scandal with swimmer ryan lochte. [ audience oohs ] lochte claimed he got robbed in rio just to cover the fact he actually vandalized a gas stat then the other swimmers said, what were you doing in the bathroom . Just hold it and do it in the pool like we do. [ laughter and applause ] thats what we do. Theyre swimmers. Thats pretty famous steve yeah. Jimmy why would you go to the bathroom anyway . Yeah. And lochtes troubles didnt end there. Today speedo announced that they are ending his endorsement deal over the fact that he made up the whole story. Which makes sense cause speedo is known for leaving nothing to the imagination. [ laughter and applause ] we want to know everything. We want to know everything. Thats right. I guess speedo will just now have to rely on their other spokesman the fattest guy at the beach. Its like, oh, this thing really breathes gonna do some stretches. Actually bob costas says he thinks ryan lochte may have cost himself millions of dollars in potential endorsements following the rio scandal. I dont know about that, he just signed a bunch of big endorsements in the past few days. Steve real . Hes endorsing dishonest tea. Hes also endorsing the shoe brand, sketchy. You know those . [ laughter ] theyre comfy. Steve theyre comfortable. Jimmy theyre comfortable. Theyre comfortable shoes. Steve yes, but theyre a a little sketchy. Jimmy and finally, the new spokesman for the book rio for dummies. [ applause ] and you know hell be fine. Hes fine. Of course, one of the more unusual sports at the olympics is the modern pentathlon, which involves athletes having to ride a horse that theyve never ridden before. I didnt even know anything about the event. That would have been my favorite event, had i known about it. Steve had you known. Jimmy thats a fantastic idea. So, they get on horses that they never met before. I think thats the best thing ive ever heard in my life. Anyway, they find out the night before or right before the event, which horse theyre gonna ride. Lets see how that went. And has been to 11 world championships. Jimmy how you doing there . Oh hey watch this. Yeah, when did americas funniest home videos become an Olympic Event . I love it. [ cheers and applause ] of course, those athletes ended up with some pretty low scores, but the horses were like, nailed it. [ laughter ] i stopped short and flipped him. Take care, man. Lets get to some election news here. Donald Trumps Campaign chairman, paul manafort, was forced to resign on friday following news that he had prorussian ties. Which really upset trump, because he insists having all his ties made in china. [ laughter and applause ] those kids are counting on the work. [ light laughter ] this is strange, though. This happened, i know we werent on, i wish the show was on, but gosh it made me laugh. Pretty strange. These lifesized nude statues of donald trump did you see this . They showeup take a look at one of them. [ laughter ] they just showed up there. Youd be walking in the park, and you see this statue, yeah. Forget building the wall, trump should just put a bunch of those things at the border. [ applause ] you know what . Im not gonna its fine. Maybe americas not for me. But this is pretty funny. The new York City Parks department actually released a a statement this is real on the naked trump statue after they took it down. This is completely real. Take a look. They said, new York City Parks stands firmly against any unpermitted erection in city parks, no matter how small. [ laughter and applause ] its a bad burn. Such a bad burn smokey the bear showed up. Steve oh jimmy we have a great show. Give it up for the roots, everybody [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy good to see you guys. I missed you. I missed you higgins. Guys and i missed you. Welcome, welcome, everybody here and everybody at home, welcome too. Its monday, so happy to be back here. We have a big week of shows coming up. Tomorrow night, Country Music legend dolly parton will be here. [ cheers and applause ] steve oh jimmy i love dolly parton. And were gonna debut a new game with the gold medalwinning womens Gymnastics Team fresh off the summer olympics games in rio. The final five will be here playing a fun game. [ cheers and applause ] steve whoa jimmy a weird game. A new game. Steve a new game. Jimmy its a good game. Its fun, its weird though, its fun. Then on wednesday, were gonna tell you about a brand new app that were launching the show is launching. Its silly. You probably know what it is. I dont want to say anything yet. cause i want to build suspense. [ light laughter ] no one cares. Steve what is it . Jimmy no one cares. Mr. Fallon let him leave. Whats that app youre talking about . You got to tell us about that app youre developing, man what goes on in those labs . Please, please, cant talk about it. Please. Steve its secret. Jimmy later this week, we have Barbara Streishand will be here. [ cheers and applause ] stve oh Jimmy Barbara steve yeah jimmy alec baldwin is here. [ cheers and applause ] we love alec. And weve got music from Florida Georgia Line this week. Its a big week. [ cheers and applause ] but, first, we have a fantastic show tonight. Hes one of the best actors of all time, and the star of the big new boxing movie opening this weekend called hands of stone. Robert de niro is on the show [ cheers and applause ] thats the secret move. I gave away the ending. Steve thats the ending of the movie. Jimmy thats the ending of the movie. He does this dance and this. This is fun, oh, fun knockout. Steve knocks him out. Hands made of stone. Jimmy you dont even know if they knocked him out. They go to the credits. They go to the credits. Steve they freeze frame. Jimmy you just picture in your head what would happen. Steve you decide the ending. Jimmy no, it is based on a a Roberto Duran. Its a true story, and Robert De Niro is great in everything, isnt he . Hes fantastic. So, well talk to bobby d. Steve thats what you call him. Jimmy i dont say it to his face. Steve not to his face. Jimmy no, not to his face. Steve whats bobby d doing . Jimmy plus, hes one of the greatest golfers in the world. He was the 2015 pga player of the year, i love this guy. Jordan spieth is stopping by [ cheers and applause ] and we have great music from Martin Garrix and bebe rexha. [ cheers and applause ] in the name of love. A good jam. Its going to be fun tonight. Im so psyched. Guys, its late august, and you know what that means. Its back to school time. Yeah. [ audience groans ] thats right kids. Sorry, you gotta go back to school. You got to start hitting those books and giving those teachers dirty looks. Look, i dont want you guys reading any stinkers, so i want to help you out. Im about to show you some books to avoid at all costs in case youre in the bookstore. Steve right. Jimmy getting ready for school. Steve sure. Jimmy and you see these titles avoid them. At all costs. Thats right. Its time for my latest installment of my do not read list. Dont read. Do not read do not read do not read these books these books jimmy i love doing this segment, because these are all real books, okay . Seriously. What im about to show you, every book is 100 real. Theyre actual books. You can find them on amazon. You can check them out at your local library. M hey. Steve youre saying dont read them. Jimmy ill let you make the decision. They are real. Lets see whats on my do not read list. This first one is a howto book. Steve oh, good. Love em. Jimmy you love howto books. Steve howto books. Diy. Jimmy well this is fantastic. This is ten ways to destroy the imagination of your child. [ laughter ] steve oh, good. Ive been looking for that. Jimmy i think my dad read this to me. [ laughter ] next up is a mystery book. Steve oh, mystery. Love them. Jimmy this is called hohohomicide. [ laughter ] its got two things everyone likes, christmas and murder. [ laughter ] hohohomicide. Hohohomic steve who killed him . Santa . Jimmy no, the two prostitutes. Steve really . [ laughter ] theyre just visiting the north pole . Jimmy i didnt get to the i didnt get to the end of it. Next up is a crafts book. Steve oh, crafting. I love crafting. Jimmy crafty, yeah. This is toilet paper origami. There you go. Delight your guests with fancy folds and simple surface embellishments. Take a look at some gems. Steve i would fold my toilet paper. Jimmy look at this. This is a fandangle. [ laughter ] if you want to call them out while youre in there. I love your fandangle, gary steve a little help here im out. Jimmy took me a few hours, but i got it figured out. Or you can pull this out. This is the swanky hanky. Swanky hanky that was your snapchat name, wasnt it . Steve no, spanky h jimmy oh, spanky, yeah. Well cut this out. We wont air that. Steve kids dont need to know that. Jimmy we wont never air that. Steve never. Need some more toilet paper. Jimmy like your swanky hanky. Thank you. Took me four hours, id rather you not use it. Took four hours of folding. [ laughter ] use a towel. [ laughter ] next up is an encyclopedia. Steve oh, i love an encyclopedia. Jimmy i love encyclopedias. You know me. Steve yeah, you love them, 24 6. Jimmy this ones called the little encyclopedia of dishcloths. Steve oh jimmy perfect for anyone whos ever said, you know, i know a few things about dish clothes, but im hungry. Steve for knowledge. Jimmy my brains hungry for knowledge. Im hungry to know more. Steve i got to read about them dishcloths. What do you got . Jimmy well, you know im talking about this right here. Classic granny square, fast favorite. Faucet angel. Nubby, nubby mesh. Steve love it. Jimmy everyones favorite, stormy waters. Steve oh, love that one. Spanky hanky likes that too. Jimmy no. Swanky steve swanky. Jimmy swanky. Steve swanky hanky. Sorry. Jimmy no spanky hanky. Youve been in the bathroom a a long time there, greg. Just call me hank. Steve just call me hanky. [ laughter ] jimmy we shouldnt have invited spanky hanky over. What do you want with it . Steve what is he supposed to do . [ laughter ] jimmy swanky. Looks fantastic. Fashionable, hair combed. Steve velvet jacket. Swanky hankys the best. [ laughter ] jimmy were down to our last one. This is a childrens book. This is good. Anyone with kids out there this is a book called rhymes with duck. Steve oh . Jimmy you got truck, luck, buck. Steve cluck, muck [ laughter ] jimmy what else rhymes with duck . Tariq i got one. Jimmy whats that . What is it . Yeah . Jimmy yeah . Tariq f jimmy yeah . Tariq f jimmy you got one . [ laughter ] you got one . Forget it, tariq, dont worry about it. Thats all i have for this edition of my do not read list. [ cheers and applause ] do you have a book that you think should be on our next do not read list i would like to see it. Send your titles to our blog at donotread tonightshow. Com. Well be right back with more of the tonight show. [ cheers and applause ] hey, is this our turn . Honey. Our turn . Yeah, we go left right here. Nd them in our subaru outback. avo love. Its what makes a subaru, a subaru. Get zero percent on select subaru models during the subaru a lot to love event, now through august thirtyfirst. To show your roots. With root touch up from nicen easy it blends with leading shades, even salon shades. In just 10 minutes. So pick your shade. And show the world your roots. With root touchup. Yoyeah, i do. E . You guys are working on some pretty big stuff over there, right . Like a new language for crazybig, worldchanging machines. Well, not me specifically. I work on the industrial side. So i build the worldchanging machines. I get it. You cant talk because its super highlevel. No, i actually do build the machines. Blink if what youre doing involves encrypted data transfer. Wait, what . Wowwww. Wow . What wow . There is no wow. Oh yeah and it feels so good how does oh, screw off. This. To this. [ beeps ] im pregnant . You have no idea which of us is the father . Surprise. [ laughs nervously ] bridget, who do you want to be the father . The billionaire . Or the ex . Bridget, ive missed you. Oh, god. How would you like to give birth . Quickly. [ moaning in pain ] just think away the pain. Ahhhh oh. Just think away the pain. Rated r. September 16th. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey, guys welcome back you know, i always say oh, i love you. I always say that out show is lucky to have the greatest band in late night, the roots there, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] but it isnt always fun and games. From time to time, we put the roots to the test. We pick people from the audience and have the roots spot. Its time for freestyling with the roots. Here we go [ cheers and applause ] time to freestyle with the roots [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey, roots, you ready to do this . [ cheers and applause ] lets pick someone . Raise your hand if you want the roots to make a song up about you on the spot. [ cheers and applause ] how about you . How about you . Come on. Stand up. Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely. Perfect. Hi, beautiful. How are you . Nice to see you. [ applause ] ah, what is your name . Nila. Jimmy nila, all right. Now, a lot of people are going on road trips during the summer. If you go on a road trip, where do you want to go . Italy. Jimmy oh [ laughter ] thats a long road trip, but yeah. [ laughter ] you go s take a road trip to italy. All right. What three other people would you want in the car with you . You [ cheers ] questlove e jimmy hey, questlove and bob de niro. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy me, questlove, and Robert De Niro. You can call him bob. Yes [ applause ] jimmy i love that. Okay. Guys, nila is here. Isnt she the coolest . If she went on a road trip, she wants to go to italy. And the passengers she would love to have in the car is me [ laughter ] you, questlove, and bobby d. [ laughter ] Robert De Niro. So, speaking of road trips in this next one, could you this one could you do a a willie nelson, like, on the road again type of song . Questlove hang on. Jimmy tariq is seriously writing. Here we go. I can hold this. [ clapping ] hey yall nila came out to the show jimmy called her beautiful my friends she said she would love to visit shed love to see italy thats one place she had never been [ clapping ] well when she took that italian trip she said jimmy questlove and bobby de niro she would like to go with them hey nila how you feela its a big deal youre here on the show well welcome back again [ cheers and applause ] jimmy ill, ill cut through. Ill cut through im gonna cut through here. [ cheers and applause ] excuse me for a second. Im just gonna walk through here. Hey, how are you doing . Hey. Jimmy hey, i like your head. How you doing . Hey, buddy. Nice to see you buddy. You too. Jimmy oh, you are. You are. How you doing, pal . How are you . Whats up, jim . Jimmy nice to see you. You can call me jim, i guess, yeah. [ laughter ] jim. Jimmy yeah. How are you doing . How are you . Good, how are you . Jimmy how are you doing . How you doing, buddy . Hey, how you doing . Hi [ cheers and appus this side [ cheers and applause ] this is the side that i want [ cheers and applause ] here you go. All right, very good. What is your name . Danielle. Jimmy danielle. Very good, danielle. Danielle. The olympics just ended yesterday. Whats your favorite Olympic Event . Gymnastics. Jimmy ooh, gymnastics. Those girls are amazing. [ laughter ] if you could pick anything to be a new Olympic Event. It doesnt have to be a sport, just be something youre good at it, what would it be . Something im good at . Jimmy sure. Um. [ laughter ] i have no idea. Golf . Jimmy yeah are you a golfer . Not at all. Jimmy that is an Olympic Event. Thats an Olympic Event. That was the first thing that came to my head. Jimmy its something thats isnt if you can pick oh, im sorry. Jimmy we can have golf, two. I mean, that would be two rounds of golf. I mean, its already is an Olympic Event, yeah. Also is riding strange horses, but i didnt know until this evening, so yeah. [ laughter ] if you could do anything, what do you love doing . Um. Jimmy yeah. Beer pong. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy there you go thats the truth the truth the truth has been spoken [ laughter and applause ] beer pong thats what im talking about we got to have our own olympics next year. Guys, we have danielle here, and her favorite event is gymnastics. She loves gymnastics, but if she could have any event, any Olympic Event happen that shes good at, it got to be beer pong. I mean, come on. It takes skill. It takes skill. This last one guys, the vmas are this weekend, and our pal, drake, nominated for six awards. Can you guys do drake kind of song . Is that tough . You you you [ clapping ] yeah danielle dan danielle i wouldnt lie to you you i wouldnt lie not like ryan lochte i cant swim yeah yeah said whats your favorite event she said its gymnastics i said fantastic i cant back flip yeah yeah yeah but id wait my whole life long just to get a one time and play game of beer pong with my friends one time in the beer pong just to play a game with danielle okay when does that begin jimmy thats what im talking about thank you [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much. Ah, its so funny. Danielle. Thanks to these guys thanks you to the roots [ cheers and applause ] well be right back with Robert De Niro [ cheers and applause ] now you cant spell nutriam i right . T nut, i mean whose to say its pronounced nutriton, anyway . My mixes contain delicious nuts, specially blended for your optimal nutrition. Thats right, i just changed a word in the english dictionary, forever. Planters. Nutrition starts with nut. 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Thintastical new chips ahoy thithins ng, then, feast your mouth on their crisptacular chocolatechippedness its no trick we put an exclamation point on thin and prestochipo, now its thincredible made with [ school bell ringing] we were learning about how talented the ancient greeks were, and suddenly i traveled back in time i thought, i could have been a writer. Or an athlete i could have even been an architect then i realized, i dont have to go back in time to do amazing things. I can start today. Yes i can. Evening is a multiple academy and golden globe awardwinning actor who stars in the big new movie about the legendary boxing career of Roberto Duran. It is called hands of stone. Its in theaters this friday. Its always a great honor to have him back to our show. Please welcome mr. Robert de niro [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, a standing ovation. They love you, they love you. New york, youre a local local guy. Yeah, i guess so, yeah. Thank you so much for coming on the show again. I appreciate it. Thanks for having me. Jimmy you just went to the sarajevo Film Festival . Yes, yes. Jimmy and got an honor. I guess thats what it was, yeah. [ light laughter ] jimmy more or less that, yeah. Something of those lines, yeah. Thats a treat. But you brought the family with you . I brought my two sons two of my sons. It was just for a 24 hours, but it was a very interesting place to go to, and im glad i did. Jimmy yeah. Did you turn it into a like a vacation at all . Well, i was doing i was in that part of the world. I was in a boat in the mediterranean, so i just went over. Jimmy is that you is that how Robert De Niro vacations . You go on a boat . [ light laughter ] if im lucky to get a boat, yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy how big is the boat . How big . It was pretty big. [ laughter ] jimmy pretty big boat, there. Its pretty big. [ laughter ] pretty big boat. Because i would like to, id like to go id like to go on a boat trip with you. Thatd be fun. We might do that one day. Well see. [ laughter ] jimmy me, you, n she wants to go on vacation with you, too. Well all go on a trip together. There she is. [ cheers and applause ] she wants to go with you. Come on. Well get on a boat together, yeah. I always wanted to do cause i have i have just two little kids. I have a three and a year and a a half, but i want to do an rv trip. Oh, yeah, yeah. Jimmy have you done that . No, but ive thought of doing it. [ laughter ] jimmy were like twins. [ light laughter ] well, if i decide to do it, ill give you a call. Okay. Jimmy ill pick you up at the dock. [ light laughter ] i want to talk about the theres two things i want to discuss. One is youre codirecting a a Broadway Musical . Yes. A bronx tale. Jimmy i love a bronx tale. [ cheers and applause ] calogero, loved it. Yeah, with jerry zaks. And chaz palminteri, of course. Not in it, but very much a part of, you know, the whole creation of it. Jimmy Tommy Mottola and the dodgers are producing. Yes. Jimmy who did jersey boys and yes. Jimmy alan menken did the music. Yes. My also wrote the songs for sausage party. [ laughter ] he probably doesnt want to write it on his resume, but still. [ light laughter ] but i love this story, and i think and i love that of course. Who else could codirect it . I mean, i want, because you saw this as like chaz was a a oneman show or something . Well, it was a, i saw it when chaz did it as a oneman show about over 20, 23 years ago or something. He was doing it then. He wrote the script. I did the movie. Then ive always thought it would be a terrific musical. Jimmy of course, all the great music of that time. Yeah. I mean, its not the style of it is different because theres certain things, rules, if you will, that you have to adhere to in doing a musical. Its not we tried in the beginning to make it something else, but we had to go through, like, a process jimmy its a long thing to make, i dont think people realize. Years. Jimmy how long. Yeah. Years . Yeah, what ive heard is around five years, and sometimes it takes longer. You know its a process and you cant put it out there till its ready to be put out there. Jimmy well, this is going to be ready december 1st at the longacre theater, and thats awesome. Congratulations on that. Ill be there for that. [ cheers and applause ] i love a bronx tale. And chaz, and you, and tommy so speaking of love, hands of stone. Youre fantastic yet again. I dont know if anyones ever told you, youre a good actor. [ laughter ] i just wanted to make it official, yeah. [ light laughter ] but its the Roberto Duran story, and, man, i did not know his story at all. I knew he was a great fighter, and then theres a whole thing, a scandal about the no mas thing, which he says he didnt say, but against sugar ray leonard. And usher plays sugar ray leonard. Yeah. Hes terrific. Jimmy he is fantastic. He and edgar, they both worked very, very hard. Theyre both terrific in it. Jimmy and were you a big boxing fan, or no . You know, for raging bull, i worked on it, and so on. And i, in fact, met when i was working on raging bull, i met ray arcel once or twice. I ve because he was kind of a very elegant people call him like a banker. He did not look like the trainer that were all used to seeing in, you know, for real, and even in movies. Jimmy but he was the first trainer to ever be inducted into the boxing hall of fame, right . Yes. Jimmy thats amazi if he was, he was. Jimmy well, yeah. No, i [ laughter ] i said that. Quote me. Quote me on that, he didnt say it. [ laughter ] i do his wikipedia page, so i just make it up. [ laughter ] good, good, good. Jimmy he also just won gold in the olympics, as well. Yeah. [ laughter ] im just making things up. Good, good. Jimmy but hes i like the way he has this kind of hes not a screamer, you know, yelling. Hes more of a thinking man. Yeah. Jimmy trainer. Yeah, exactly. More not cerebral, but just a guy who is more of a thinking mans trainer, if you will. Even when i my first when i did meet him, i was very impressed with just his presence. We have a clip. Here r stone, in theaters friday. Check this out. What, you work for him or what . Are you out of your mind . What am i doing here . I dont need this. Yeah, because hes gringo listen, you stupid little schmuck. You want me to leave here . I can leave you in the corner by yourself. Now, behave yourself, act like a grownup, and stop being a a baby. Im nervous, okay . I know youre nervous, but look at him, hes youre making it worse, okay . Oh, im youre making yourself worse. Okay, relax, though. No, you relax. You get out there, and you show me what you can do. You pace yourself. You be the boss jimmy yeah you be the boss [ cheers and applause ] i auditioned for that role. I didnt get it. Our thanks to Robert De Niro dont miss hands of stone in theaters this friday golfer Jordan Spieth joins us after the break. Stick around, everybody [ cheers and applause ] when you hit 300,000 miles. Or here, when you walked away without a scratch. Maybe it was the day you realized your baby was not a baby anymore. Every subaru is built to earn your trust. Because we know what youre trusting us with. Subaru. Kelley blue books most trusted brand. And best overall brand. avo love. Its what makes a subaru, a subaru. Get zero percent on select subaru models during the subaru a lot to love event, now through august thirtyfirst. Did you know verizon has more than three timesizon. The 4g lte coverage of sprint . And im jamie foxx for sprint. You are not jamie foxx sprint is last nationally in 4g lte coverage. 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Starting thursday, you can watch him compete for the fedex cup at the barclays tournament on golf channel. Please give it up for Jordan Spieth [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, Jordan Spieth hey, jimmy jimmy how you doing, buddy . Im doing great. How about you . Jimmy im doing good. Thank you so much for coming on im happy to be here. Jimmy really . Love the show. Jimmy good, well, i love you back. Im happy youre on the show. Thank you. Jimmy you come on all the time if you want. Okay. [ laughter ] jimmy no, we have a lot in common. One is that we both golf. [ laughter ] some are better than others in a lot of things [ laughter ] but i dont want to brag. But, our grandfathers got us into golf. Is that true . Yeah, yeah. So, cool story. My grandpa, moms dad jimmy do you call him grandpa . Gramps. Jimmy gramps. Hes a legend. Jimmy he is a legend. He used to build my first set of clubs. Hed order from catalogs, different different heads, different grips, shots, whatever it may be, put it together, and wed go up there every year as a family for a a reunion. Jimmy where, in texas . Actually, hes in north carolina. Jimmy north carolina. So, wed travel over there. Jimmy is he a big golfer . He was, yeah. He liked it. He was in the military. And then, he just kind of loved the game of golf. And, you know, i its actually i love the game started my love for the game when he built me this 5 wood. And there was a little creek behind the house i used to try to clear. And i think i may have been 6 or 7 years old, and i finally hit it over. It was one of the coolest moments, and kind of i fell in love with the game from that on. Jimmy i want to make grandpa proud. Heres a picture of you and granpa. [ audience aws ] i mean, come on. In the troy aikman jersey. Jimmy yeah, exactly, yeah. Come on. Thats super cute. My grandpa was i was in the backyard, and we had tomato plants and then, the garden. And all these sticks were plants, and one had, like, a a funny end on it. And i go, whats that thing, grandpa . And grandpa goes, thats a a golf club. [ laughter ] come on. Thats amazing. Jimmy and so, he pulled it out of the dirt and introduced me to the game, and i swear [ laughter ] thats how you jimmy and thats how good his game was. [ laughter ] he using clubs as other things. But he said, if you play this, youll play the game for the rest of your life. And hes right. You know, and i still play. Im not good or anything, but you got to see my tomatoes. [ laughter ] its unbelievable. Theyre fantastic. A lot of character. Jimmy yeah. But even your putter has this is interesting. You brought this. This is your original cover . No. Jimmy no. But its the putter ive used for some seven, eight years now. Used to be all black, and now its kind of rusted and chipped up, and jimmy yeah, look at this thing. Its like rust on the inside of it. Do you still use this . Yeah, i still use it. Thats i got theres been a couple nights ive been happy enough, ive slept with it. [ laughter ] theres a couple nights where ive this, yeah. [ laughter ] come on here and ask me to hold your putter. Threatening to break it, too, yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy you slept with it, yeah. Now, but the this is a new grip on it . Yeah, its a brand new grip. Jimmy you eventually have to change your grip. But, i mean, youre one of the best in the game. And i watch, and i go, oh, my gosh. You get nervous when you play . Its silly question because im you do get nervous. Yeah, of course, yeah. But not as nervous on this show, like, you know, here, but jimmy on our show . Yeah. Jimmy not anymore, though, right . I got it now. [ laughter ] ive been lucky to meet a a lot of cool people playing golf. Jimmy you ever play with bill murray . I have, i played with bill murray a couple times. Hes probably up there with hes one of the most fun people ive ever played golf with. The guy just works over a a crowd. I played a few rounds with him. Hes just the ultimate entertainer. Hes corky, hes goofy jimmy yeah, he is. And you love every part of it. I mean, the guy can, for five and a half hours straight in a a proam, on every hole find a a way to make, you know, oneliners and make people laugh. A guy who said, hey, bill. You know, everyone reaches out to him jimmy yeah. And whatever, and gave him a a cigar. And he walked over to my managers 9yearold son, gave it to him. Jimmy what a nice guy, yeah. His 9yearold looks at it for a second, and hes like, what the hell am i supposed to do with this . He gives it back he gives it back to bill and go you know, in front of a group, bill says, wait, are you trying to quit . [ laughter ] jimmy quitter. A 9yearold kid, yeah. Just stuff like that. Jimmy he really does cool stuff. Cool, yeah. Jimmy oh, i love him. I saw clips of you doing fun stuff. You do a lot of stuff with kids. But also this thing is a clip of, you chipped a marshmallow up in the air and then, caught it in your mouth . Yeah. It was the second try, and i miraculously, like, somehow caught it and fell over in the process. Jimmy i have a clip. It was pretty fun. Jimmy Jordan Spieth chipping a marshmallow into his mouth. Watch this. Jimmy thats the greatest. Thats the greatest thats what you should do [ applause ] jimmy well, i wanted to i wanted to give you good vibes for the barclays coming up. So i was wondering if you want to chip a marshmallow and ill catch it. Okay. Jimmy is that all right . We can give it a shot. Jimmy i got this guy here. This will work . Yeah, this will work right. Jimmy all right, good. Thats perfect. I dont know what degree wedge that is. I dont what marshmallow launching wedge. Where should i stand . Here . I think you should go back a a little ways. Jimmy oh, my gosh. Dont hurt me dont hurt me with the marshmallow. Im like the putt. I have washed my hands. Jimmy no, i know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thanks, yeah. Please, jordan, please. I held your putter earlier. Were good. [ laughter ] its the least of our worries. All right. Jimmy all right, buddy. Here we go. Good luck to you, man. [ drumroll ] oh, its low. [ laughter ] jimmy my mouth is up here thats my bad. Jimmy want me to lay down . Thats my bad. Jimmy here we go. Yeah, you might have to do that. Jimmy oh [ audience ohs ] one more, one more. Here we go. Here we go. Jimmy replay that. My tounge touched that one. All right. Jimmy if you do that again, i think i can do it. [ audience ohs ] jimmy try one more time. Jimmy ill take that one everyday. Thank you, brother Jordan Spieth show a replay of that catch him playing the barclays this weekend on golf channel. 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Performing in the name of love, with a little help from the roots, give it up for Martin Garrix and bebe rexha if i told you this was only gonna hurt if i warned you that the fires gonna burn would you walk in would you let me do it first do it all in the name of love would you let me lead you even when youre blind in the darkness in the middle of the night in the silence when theres no one by your side would you call in the name of love in the name of love name of love in the name of love name of love in the name of if i told you we could bathe in all the lights would you rise up come and meet me in the sky would you trust me when youre jumping from the highs would you fall in the name of love when theres madness when theres poison in your head when the sadness leaves you broken in your bed i will hold you in the depths of your despair and its all in the name of love in the name of love name of love in the name of love name of love in the name of scream in the holy light you bring me back to life and its all in the name of love i wanna testify scream in the holy light you bring me back to life and its all in the name of love in the name of love name of love in the name of love name of love in the name of [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much. Martin garrix [ cheers ] bebe rexha in the name of love is available now. Well be right back, everybody [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to Robert De Niro, Jordan Spieth, Martin Garrix, bebe rexha, and the roots right there, ladies and gentlemen, from philadelphia [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thanks for watching. Have a great night. Hope to see you tomorrow. Bye bye, everybody [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight henry wingler, from mr. Robot, actress, grace gummer. Music from jon bellion. Featuring the 8g band with john bruster. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] it is so good to be back. Lets get to the news. 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