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>> no one likes to look like a pussy on tv, so when he suggested i join him to wave a pink cape at an aggressive young bull, i said what any idiot would say -- si. it all starts well enough. hey, this is fun. this is easy. until i get a horn hooked right up next to my nutsack. then its not so fun. thanks, guys. this youngster shall live, perhaps to gore a future tv host with his mighty horns. now this -- this is what a real bull looks like. this is a whole different thing. 500-freaking-kilos of ...

It all starts well enough. hey, this is fun. this is easy. until i get a horn hooked right up next to my nutsack. then its not so fun. thanks, guys. this youngster shall live, perhaps to gore a future tv host with his mighty horns. now this -- this is what a real bull looks like. this is a whole different thing. 500-freaking-kilos of aggressive charging four-legged killdozer aiming at your meat. its a lot of muscle. >> yeah, its a lot of muscle.

It all starts well enough. hey, this is fun. this is easy. until i get a horn hooked right up next to my nutsack. then its not so fun. thanks, guys. this youngster shall live, perhaps to gore a future tv host with his mighty horns. now this is what a real bull looks like. this is a whole different thing. 500-freaking-kilos of aggressive charging killdozer aiming at your meat. its a lot of muscle. >> yeah, its a lot of muscle. thats a big bull. ♪

Would say -- si. it all starts well enough. hey, this is fun. this is easy. until i get a horn hooked right up next to my nutsack. then its not so fun. thanks, guys. this youngster shall live, perhaps to gore a future tv host with his mighty horns. now this is what a real bull looks like. this is a whole different thing. 500-freaking-kilos of aggressive charging killdozer aiming at your meat. its a lot of muscle. >> yeah, its a lot of muscle. thats a big bull.

Who just moments ago tried to charge my cameraman, i said what any idiot would say -- si. it all starts well enough. hey, this is fun. this is easy. until i get a horn hooked right up next to my nutsack. then its not so fun. thanks, guys. this youngster shall live, perhaps to gore a future tv host with his mighty horns. now, this -- this is what a real bull looks like. this is a whole different thing. 500-freaking-kilos of aggressive charging four-legged killdozer aiming at your meat. its a lot ...