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>> i dont think so. >> sure. nows your time. you and him. hes going to teach you. >> yeah? >> sure. >> no one likes to look like a pussy on tv, so when he jokingly suggests i join him in the ring to wave a pink cape at an aggressive young bull who just moments ago charged my cameraman, i say, what any idiot would say -- si. it all starts well enough. hey, this is fun. this is easy. until i get a horn hooked right up next to my nut sack. then its not so fun. thanks, guys. this youngster shall liv...

Then its not so fun. thanks, guys. this youngster shall live, perhaps to gore a future tv host with his mighty horns. now this -- this is what a real bull looks like. this is a whole different thing. 500-freaking-kilos of aggressive charging four-legged killdozer aiming at your meat. its a lot of muscle.

This is easy. until i get a horn hooked right up next to my nutsack. then its not so fun. thanks, guys. this youngster shall live, perhaps to gore a future tv host with his mighty horns. now this -- this is what a real bull looks like. this is a whole different thing. 500-freaking-kilos of aggressive charging four-legged killdozer aiming at your meat. its a lot of muscle. >> yeah, its a lot of muscle. thats a big bull. ♪

What any idiot would say, si. it all starts well enough. hey, this is fun. this is easy. until i get a horn hooked right up next to my nutsack. then its not so fun. thanks, guys. this youngster shall live, perhaps to gore a future tv host with his mighty horns. now this -- this is what a real bull looks like. this is a whole different thing. 500-freaking-kilos of aggressive charging four-legged killdozer aiming at your meat. its a lot of muscle. >> yeah, its a lot of muscle. thats a big bull. �...

Hey, this is fun. this is easy. until i get a horn hooked right up next to my nutsack. then its not so fun. thanks, guys. this youngster shall live, perhaps to gore a future tv host with his mighty horns. now this -- this is what a real bull looks like. this is a whole different thing. 500-freaking-kilos of aggressive charging four-legged killdozer aiming at your meat. its a lot of muscle. >> yeah, its a lot of muscle. thats a big bull.

It all starts well enough. hey, this is fun. this is easy. until i get a horn hooked right up next to my nutsack. then its not so fun. thanks, guys. this youngster shall live, perhaps to gore a future tv host with his mighty horns. now this -- this is what a real bull looks like. this is a whole different thing. 500-freaking-kilos of aggressive charging four-legged killdozer aiming at your meat. its a lot of muscle. >> yeah, its a lot of muscle. thats a big bull. ♪

Idiot would say, si. it all starts well enough. hey, this is fun. this is easy. until i get a horn hooked right up next to my nutsack. then its not so fun. thanks, guys. this youngster shall live, perhaps to gore a future tv host with his mighty horns. now this -- this is what a real bull looks like. this is a whole different thing. 500-freaking-kilos of aggressive charging four-legged killdozer aiming at your meat. its a lot of muscle. >> yeah, its a lot of muscle.

Hey, this is fun. this is easy. until i get a horn hooked right up next to my nutsack. then its not so fun. thanks, guys. this youngster shall live, perhaps to gore a future tv host with his mighty horns. now this -- this is what a real bull looks like. this is a whole different thing. 500-freaking-kilos of aggressive charging four-legged killdozer aiming at your meat. its a lot of muscle. >> yeah, its a lot of muscle. thats a big bull.

Until i get a horn hooked right up next to my nutsack. then its not so fun. thanks, guys. this youngster shall live, perhaps to gore a future tv host with his mighty horns. now this -- this is what a real bull looks like. this is a whole different thing. 500-freaking-kilos of aggressive charging four-legged killdozer aiming at your meat. its a lot of muscle. >> yeah, its a lot of muscle. thats a big bull. ♪

Until i get a horn hooked right up next to my nutsack. then its not so fun. thanks, guys. this youngster shall live, perhaps to gore a future tv host with his mighty horns. now this -- this is what a real bull looks like. this is a whole different thing. 500-freaking-kilos of aggressive charging four-legged killdozer aiming at your meat. its a lot of muscle. >> yeah, its a lot of muscle. thats a big bull.