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I always feel slightly depressed by beautiful vistas, you know i mean . Ah, the storybook kingdom of granada. One of the oldest, most complex, magically surreal places in spain. And one of the most beautiful. Granada is tucked against the Sierra Nevada mountains of andalucia in Southern Spain. Its not like barcelona. Its not like saint sebastian. It aint madrid. Any reasonable person who looks at spain, comes to spain, eats in spain, drinks in spain, theyre going to fall in love. Otherwise, ther...

I always feel slightly depressed by beautiful vistas, you know i mean . Ah, the storybook kingdom of granada. One of the oldest, most complex, magically surreal places in spain. And one of the most beautiful. Granada is tucked against the Sierra Nevada mountains of andalucia in Southern Spain. Its not like barcelona. Its not like saint sebastian. It aint madrid. Any reasonable person who looks at spain, comes to spain, eats in spain, drinks in spain, theyre going to fall in love. Otherwise, ther...

I always feel slightly depressed by beautiful vistas, you know i mean . Ah, the storybook kingdom of granada. One of the oldest, most complex, magically surreal places in spain. And one of the most beautiful. Granada is tucked against the Sierra Nevada mountains of andalucia in Southern Spain. Its not like barcelona. Its not like saint sebastian. It aint madrid. Any reasonable person who looks at spain, comes to spain, eats in spain, drinks in spain, theyre going to fall in love. Otherwise, ther...

I always feel slightly depressed by beautiful vistas, you know i mean . Ah, the storybook kingdom of granada. One of the oldest, most complex, magically surreal places in spain. And one of the most beautiful. Granada is tucked against the Sierra Nevada mountains of andalucia in Southern Spain. Its not like barcelona. Its not like saint sebastian. It aint madrid. Any reasonable person who looks at spain, comes to spain, eats in spain, drinks in spain, theyre going to fall in love. Otherwise, ther...

I always feel slightly depressed by beautiful vistas, you know i mean . Ah, the storybook kingdom of granada. One of the oldest, most complex, magically surreal places in spain. And one of the most beautiful. Granada is tucked against the Sierra Nevada mountains of andalucia in Southern Spain. Its not like barcelona. Its not like saint sebastian. It aint madrid. Any reasonable person who looks at spain, comes to spain, eats in spain, drinks in spain, theyre going to fall in love. Otherwise, ther...

Then its not so fun. thanks, guys. this youngster shall live, perhaps to gore a future tv host with his mighty horns. now this -- this is what a real bull looks like. this is a whole different thing. 500-freaking-kilos of aggressive charging four-legged killdozer aiming at your meat. its a lot of muscle.

This is easy. until i get a horn hooked right up next to my nutsack. then its not so fun. thanks, guys. this youngster shall live, perhaps to gore a future tv host with his mighty horns. now this -- this is what a real bull looks like. this is a whole different thing. 500-freaking-kilos of aggressive charging four-legged killdozer aiming at your meat. its a lot of muscle. >> yeah, its a lot of muscle. thats a big bull. ♪

What any idiot would say, si. it all starts well enough. hey, this is fun. this is easy. until i get a horn hooked right up next to my nutsack. then its not so fun. thanks, guys. this youngster shall live, perhaps to gore a future tv host with his mighty horns. now this -- this is what a real bull looks like. this is a whole different thing. 500-freaking-kilos of aggressive charging four-legged killdozer aiming at your meat. its a lot of muscle. >> yeah, its a lot of muscle. thats a big bull. �...

Hey, this is fun. this is easy. until i get a horn hooked right up next to my nutsack. then its not so fun. thanks, guys. this youngster shall live, perhaps to gore a future tv host with his mighty horns. now this -- this is what a real bull looks like. this is a whole different thing. 500-freaking-kilos of aggressive charging four-legged killdozer aiming at your meat. its a lot of muscle. >> yeah, its a lot of muscle. thats a big bull.

It all starts well enough. hey, this is fun. this is easy. until i get a horn hooked right up next to my nutsack. then its not so fun. thanks, guys. this youngster shall live, perhaps to gore a future tv host with his mighty horns. now this -- this is what a real bull looks like. this is a whole different thing. 500-freaking-kilos of aggressive charging four-legged killdozer aiming at your meat. its a lot of muscle. >> yeah, its a lot of muscle. thats a big bull. ♪