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September 30, 2022
A Greta Thunberg-style climate activist asserted that people shouldn’t be allowed to fly to places like Fiji due to the harm it does to the planet, before admitting that she had just flown to [...]
September 30, 2022
Kayla Lemieux, a transgender high school teacher in Ontario, Canada, garnered global attention when photos and videos of her appeared on social media where she was showing her eye-popping fake [...]
September 30, 2022
The solution to climate change is to adopt "vaccine thinking" for flood management, says Jeff Opperman, the global lead freshwater scientist at the World Wildlife Fund (WWF). In an [...]
September 28, 2022
Numerous pro-abortion journalists have rushed to the defense of Georgia gubernatorial candidate Stacey Abrams, after she drew heavy criticism for claiming: “there is no such thing as a heartbeat [...]
September 28, 2022
Some of the most vulnerable nations plan to impose a global carbon tax on their more developed counterparts, according to leaked documents. The Guardian managed to obtain a copy of a draft [...]
September 24, 2022
President Joe Biden seemed out of touch with reality when he told "60 Minutes" host Scott Pelley that the month-to-month inflation rate has "hardly risen" in an attempt to [...]
September 22, 2022
Trombone Champ is taking over social media with videos of its delightfully absurd gameplay. The horrendous performances are an absolute joy to behold.
September 22, 2022
At a recent campaign stop, Pennsylvania Republican and gubernatorial hopeful Sen. Doug Mastriano had evangelical leader Lance Wallnau lead his supporters in prayer. This prompted lawyer Tristan [...]
September 17, 2022
Even after a plethora of bilateral discussions, the trade between Pakistan and Afghanistan has been unable to reach its full potential due to absurd policy changes and tariff hikes by the Pakistani government on imports, media reports said.
September 13, 2022
Politicians in the state of Illinois passed a new law that will do away with cash bail for 12 non-detainable offenses, including second-degree murder. The so-called SAFE-T Act (Safety [...]