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September 12, 2022
We live in an upside-down world. (Article by Jim Hoft republished from TheGatewayPundit.com) According to actor and comedian Terrence K. Williams, Facebook is now flagging accounts for buying and [...]
September 10, 2022
WPA Intelligence (WPAi) conducted a poll recently which found that nearly one in four Democrat voters now believes that "some men can get pregnant." Conducted from August 22-25, the [...]
September 9, 2022
By far the cheapest and most optimal type of energy for stovetop cooking, natural gas is the latest target of the global warming cult, which wants it banned from all homes nationwide. The Sierra [...]
September 8, 2022
A couple of months back, I was told that in an Ontario public school (which I will not name), there was a student identifying as a cat—and the teachers were going along with it. At the time, I [...]
September 7, 2022
A California judge, who is linked to a family that endorsed Los Angeles County District Attorney George Gascon in the past election, granted a mistrial for a robbery suspect because the defendant [...]
September 6, 2022
Joe Biden is suffering from dementia, and anyone honest about the situation knows that, but his biggest problem has always been that he lies like it's his job, especially when it suits his [...]
September 6, 2022
Writer James Wong penned a piece for The Guardian (United Kingdom) the other day that says gardening is an "offensive" term that excludes people, suggesting it should be scrapped. The [...]
September 2, 2022
US Air Force officers whose squadrons would be among those closest to the frontlines in case of any potential conflict with China have reportedly been ordered to use gender-neutral language in [...]
August 30, 2022
Illegal aliens can soon practice law in New Mexico, thanks mainly to Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham's appointees in the state's Supreme Court (SC). The New Mexico SC has removed the [...]
August 30, 2022
Outside of a Nashville Starbucks, a group of vegan protestors cemented themselves inside blocks of concrete in protest of the surcharge placed on non-dairy milk. (Article by Amber Crawford [...]