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August 26, 2022
American taxpayers have been assaulted this week in ways that are hard to compare. First off, our dementia president, Joe Biden, was trotted out in front of cameras to announce an [...]
August 24, 2022
Former President Donald Trump doesn't trust Joe Biden's FBI and Justice Department and with good reason: Both agencies have been politicized and weaponized against him, his family, and [...]
August 23, 2022
A growing number of scientists and other professionals and experts are of the same mind that so-called "global warming" and other climate change fictions are just that: fiction. At [...]
August 12, 2022
Ron Charles THE WASHINGTON POST – Anthony Marra labours under the most benevolent curse that can befall a writer: When he was 28 years old, he published A Constellation of Vital Phenomena, an astonishingly great debut novel. Manipulating time and tone with hypnotic effect, sweeping from tragic to absurd with majestic ease, Marra told the […]
August 10, 2022
Mainstream media outlet Reuters claims that the so-called climate change caused the deaths of three people in Washington, D.C. when they were struck by lightning. On Thursday, Aug. 4, two men and [...]
August 3, 2022
Doubling down on the Biden admin's peddling in fantasy that two quarters of economic decline does not mean a recession, White House economic adviser Brian Deese this week tried to argue that [...]
July 23, 2022
During a House Oversight and Reform Committee hearing on abortion last week, New York Democrat Representative Carolyn Maloney declared that women are not the only people who can become pregnant. [...]
July 7, 2022
Toronto Police caused confusion on Twitter after posting about a missing ‘woman’ despite the accompanying picture showing a biological male with a goatee. (Article by Paul Joseph Watson [...]
June 25, 2022
Joe Biden was photographed holding a “cheat sheet” given to him by his advisers instructing him on how to enter a room, say “hello,” sit down, talk to other people and then depart. (Article [...]
June 22, 2022
Kathryn Harlan, author of the new story collection Fruiting Bodies, picks 10 books that represent fabulism at its best.