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>> still -- ouch. >> you know. you have "the ridiculist." i have the absurd-u-chart. how do you keep going? >> though youre in comedy, youre doing the same pace as we are in news. >> five nights a week, an hour a night. >> in comedy, you normally, people spend all day, or in some cases if they only have one show a week, all week, writing the material and thinking it and honing it. you have to change stuff 15 minutes before air, 5 minute before air. >> right. we have a sense of what the things pe...

units pounding away at neighborhoods, surrounded by thousands of troops, all this while simultaneously observers from the arab league are arriving in damascus to verify that president bashar al assad is keeping his promise to dial back the violence, start talks with the opposition and let aid workers lend a hand. before showing this next video, i really do want to warn you, it is very hard to watch. you may want to turn away but it underscores the sharp contrast between the two differe...

from the arab league are arriving in damascus to verify that president bashar al assad is keeping his promise to dial back the violence, start talks with the opposition and let aid workers lend a hand. before showing this next video, i really do want to warn you, it is very hard to watch. you may want to turn away but it underscores the sharp contrast between the two different versions of what is going on here. this is video claiming to show the aftermath of an artillery strike today o...

neighborhoods, voubded by thousands of troops, all this quhil simultaneously observers from the arab league are arriving in dmas cass to verify that president bashar al assad is keeping his promise to dial back the violence, start talks with the opposition and let aid workers lend a hand. before showing this next video, i really do want to warn you, it is very hard to watch. you may want to turn away but it underscores the sharp contrast between the two different versions of what is go...

>> you, sir, are nothing but a thief! because your segment "ridicu-list" is a clear rip-off of my "on notice board." and for stealing my idea, im putting you and your "ridicu-list" on my "absurd-u-chart." >> words hurt, mr. colbert, words hurt. the idea that im copying you is simply ridiculous. i cannot believe that you of all people say i am copying you when -- thats right, im going there -- its been you copying me for years. thats right, i said it. i give you exhibit a. here you are on the cov...

Team of pr professionals tell me i have been on mr. colberts show but i have no themmy of that. a couple weeks ago, i put sean hannity on the "ridicu-list" because of a clip he used of me. any way, mr. colbert took issue and accused me of copying him. he went so far as to create something called the absurd you chart just to put me on it. look. >> you, sir, are nothing but a thief! because your segment "ridicu-list" is a clear rip-off of my "on notice board." and for stealing my idea, im putting ...

Steven colbert -- what? really, are you sure? the t is silent? steven colbert apparently, my team of pr professionals tell me i have been on mr. colberts show but i have no themmy of that. a couple weeks ago, i put sean hannity on the "ridicu-list" because of a clip he used of me. any way, mr. colbert took issue and accused me of copying him. he went so far as to create something called the absurd you chart just to put me on it. look. >> you, sir, are nothing but a thief! because your segment "r...

Would it have been from my ben and jerrys ice cream. anderson coopers white bread ripple. may not be as well known as yours, sir, but it has a brisk business in kennebunkport in july and august. i admit your "absurd u chart" was pretty funny. >> all right, there you go. boom! how does that taste, anderson? i assume like peanut butter. i didnt even check to see if you had a peanut allergy. the ratings feud is on. i await your next move. >> now, i know if i was one of these other anchors, i was tr...

Not since i woke up disoriented smelling of toner on kinkos have i seen such blanket copying. admittedly my cover shot was a far more heroic pose, far be it for me to say. exhibit b, heres your ben and jerrys ice cream flavor. steven colberts ameritone dream. a big seller, im told. sounds good. wow, wonder where you could have gotten that idea? could it have been from my ben and jerrys ice cream. perhaps you heard of it? anderson coopers white bread ripple. may not be as well known as yours, sir...

Something called the absurd-u-list just to put me on it. look. >> you, sir, are nothing but a thief! because your segment "ridicu-list" is a clear rip-off of my "on notice board." and for stealing my idea, im putting you and your "ridicu-list" on my "absurd-u-chart." >> words hurt, mr. colbert, words hurt. the idea that im copying you is simply ridiculous. i cannot believe that you of all people say i am copying you when -- thats right, im going there -- its been you copying me for years. thats ...