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but weve got a valentines day card from a very important person today and its our favorite vp. take it away kamala. ♪ >> hey valentine. theres a time to celebrate valentines day and that time is now, for celebrating. because its the time. love kamala. [cackling laugh] >> greg: how sweet of her. i think she sent a few. heres another. ♪ >> hey valentine. thanks for the candy, but i would have preferred a venn diagram and a yellow school bus you could see with your own eyes. [cackling...

[applause] he rides a bike and hes from philadelphia. yet, somehow he is still alive. ceo of electric bike technologies, jason kraft. [applause] she is an expert on politics, which for this show makes you unique. fox news correspondent, gillian turner. [applause] by night she is a popular tv personality. by day, hes a professional dog walker. fox news contributor, kat timpf. [applause] well, its been a minute since we cleaned out the fridge, so before we get to some new stories, lets d...

fox news senior meteorologist and author of the new book "i am the storm" jenna z. when he produces a tv show, characters ask it to be killed off, founder of the loftus cardi.com, kyle loftus! and rattlesnakes describe her as to poisonous, fox news contributor captive. and finally, elephants wont discuss him when he is in the room, my massive sidekick and the n.w.a. a world w weight -- double weight champion, tyrus. okay, before we get to some new stories, obviously, since it is friday...

Jeanine pirro, greg gutfeld inii Jesse Watters and this is the 5e the white house they are the ones driving this case. They are the ones doing all the talking. Representative of the white house. Just recently biden cant campaigns wheeze trying to hinder his opponent trying to hurt the opponent because they cant do it fair and square its a law fair deferred World Country way of campaigning. O itsse sad to see whats happend to the country. G the country is going to hell because of biden. Mo hnee s...

Im dana perino along with judge jeanine pirro, richard fowler, Jesse Watters, and greg gutfeld. Its 5 00 in New York City, and this is the five. The white house as the person or the group, whatever, they are the one trying this case. You heard who is doing all the talking. Representative from the white house. Just recently. This is all about biden cant campaign so he is trying to hinder his opponent. They are trying to hurt the opponent because they cant win it fair and square. Its lawfare. It i...

Hell sniff your hair and stink of your plays. [cheers and applause] >> greg: chat gbt wouldnt where i that because then the they would come for him. they asked chat to write something in the tone style of her famous father and it responded i cannot apply because harmful or divisive use goes against my policies. but when asked to emulate justin trudeau the ai smeared shoe polish on its face and went to a yoga class. so is this proof ai is already doomed to be another left wing cesspool or can we ...

Public park last night at 4:00 a.m. he seemed to have a lot of energy. oh, and another thing, poop, poop, poop, poopety poop, poop oto all over the place, diarrhe, crap. [applause] >> tom: ai greg is pretty close to the real thing, kat. >> he looks better, though. >> tom: how soon? because i think they are going to come for our jobs. but how soon do you think, kat? >> i think im irreplaceable. >> tom: what do you think, folks? [applause] >> i also dont think its going to kill me. i think thats a...

Mass layoffs happening across the tech industry. learn to code, losers! we have already covered how chatgpt passed the u.s. medical licensing exam. now its passing graduate-level exams at prestigious business and law schools. as you can see, the only thing it cant do is cut janet yellens hair. [laughter] no industry is safe. humanity itself may not even be safe, if we are to believe the experts from oxford university. they recently predicted ai will surpass human intelligence by the end of the c...

Could live forever. so whats your take on the economy? >> poopy poop, poop, dump. >> greg: thank you for stopping by ai greg. yeah! [applause] see, i dont even have to work anymore. all right, tyrus, i kind of know -- >> tyrus: why does your ai look like sebastian gorka? >> michael: its like sebastian gorka and zelinski had a baby. >> greg: i went to see that. i know what bugs you, tyrus, but lets just consider that a huge faa outage of last week was human error, not software. we talked about it...

Of media with ease, which means they will eventually come for my job, look, they already replaced to jimmy fallon. >> there was alpha, delta, but the latest variant might be the best! its xv p.1.5. >> greg: some engineers already captured my essence in digital form. and here he is. [laughter] so ai greg, thanks so much for being here, you must have a lot to say, whats on your mind? poop, poop, poopy, poop. it diarrhea. >> greg: what are your thoughts on climate change? >> oh, big poop, little po...