makes me gassy. it s the late show with stephen colbert. tonight s top story, trump takes on north korea. plus midnight confessions, with hillary clinton. and stephen welcomes bobby moynihan and tatiana maslany, featuring jon batiste and stay human. e onape fr the , it s ltephanen civolbe w,d no ( cheers and applause ) stephen: hey, everybody! please have a seat. you re very kind. thank you so much. welcome to the late show. i m your host, stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ) it is as you can tell by this crowd, it is friday. ( cheers ) jon: it s a friday crowd. stephen: that s a friday reaction right there. of course, if you ve been in new york city, you know that the u.n. has been in town alleek. diomats from eve nation on this planet have gathered in new york to spread their message of, we can park anywhere we want. hopeful. ( applause ) and the highlight was trump s big speech, where he threatened to totally destroy north that didn t go over big
and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it s stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) stephen: wooo! wooo! hey! hey! jon: hey! stephen: what s going on? ( cheers and applause ) how are you, man? jon: what s happening? stephen: good to see you. hey, thanks so much. please, you re very kind. thanks so much, everybody. so nice to be here. welcome to the late show. i m your host, stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ) happy people. happy people, of course. happy tax day, everybody. this is the day when we all release our tax returns to the man who won t release his. ( laughter ) now, tax day is traditionally on the 15th of april, but since that was on a saturday, this year they gave everyone three more days to figure out how their bathroom is a home office. ( laughter ) i do a lot of reading in there. i do a lot jon: a lot of reading in there, a lot of tweeting, you know. stephen: but on the 15th, thousands of people across th
and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it s stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) stephen: wooo! wooo! hey! hey! jon: hey! stephen: what s going on? ( cheers and applause ) how are you, man? jon: what s happening? stephen: good to see you. hey, thanks so much. please, you re very kind. thanks so much, everybody. so nice to be here. welcome to the late show. i m your host, stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ) happy people. happy people, of course. happy tax day, everybody. this is the day when we all release our tax returns to the man who won t release his. ( laughter ) now, tax day is traditionally on the 15th of april, but since that was on a saturday, this year they gave everyone three more days to figure out how their bathroom is a home office. ( laughter ) i do a lot of reading in there. i do a lot jon: a lot of reading in there, a lot of tweeting, you know. stephen: but on the 15th, thousands of people across th
and charlamagne tha god. featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it s stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ). stephen: whooo! whooo! hey! hey! jon: hey! stephen: what s going on? ( cheers and applause ) how are you, man? jon: what s happening. stephen: good to see you. hey, thanks so much. please, you re very kind. thanks so much, everybody. so nice to be here. welcome to the late show. i m your host, stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ) happy people. happy people, of course. happy tax day, everybody. this is the day when we all release our tax returns to the man who won t release his. now, tax day is traditionally on the 15th, but since that was on a saturday, this year they gave everyone three more days to figure out how their bathroom is a home office. ( laughter ) i do a lot of reading in there. i do a lot a lot of reading in thrnchts a lot of tweeting, you know. stephen: but on
baldwin. and charlamagne tha god. featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it s stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ). stephen: whooo! whooo! hey! hey! jon: hey! stephen: what s going on? ( cheers and applause ) how are you, man? jon: what s happening. stephen: good to see you. hey, thanks so much. please, you re very kind. thanks so much, everybody. so nice to be here. welcome to the late show. i m your host, stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ) happy people. happy people, of course. happy tax day, everybody. this is the day when we all release our tax returns to the man who won t release his. now, tax day is traditionally on the 15th, but since that was on a saturday, this year they gave everyone three more days to figure out how their bathroom is a home office. ( laughter ) i do a lot of reading in there. i do a lot a lot of reading in thrnchts a lot of tweeting, you know. stephen