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>> andy: i thought it was a "twin peaks" reference. >> its coming back. >> andy: ive just been watching it for the first time ever, thats why it popped into my head. just last week, lori based on what you were saying, did you consider having one of those separate bed at marriages? >> no, as long as my two dogs are with me, there is no way they are going with my husband in another room. it we have to stay together as a pack. >> andy: fair enough, i am done. >> tom: thank you, andy, enjoy that vid...

>> >> tom: did it come in the mail or did you have to pick it up? >> andy: amazon, online retail. the lefty fight club. you claim these people are hypocrites, because theyre fighting for exclusion. but thats who theyre training to fight against. >> i think they should just have a self defense course on for everyone. >> andy: there trying to defend themselves -- you dont invite the people that youre going to war with, you dont invite the other army. a >> isnt it a little crazy that their training...

Thought the school handled it correctly by punishing all the kids involved. should the kid who got picked on be punished, too? its like when the referee throws the flag and its always for the retaliation, they never catch the first guy. >> i guess, if it were my kid, i would have actually wanted him to have been punished as well, because there could be backlash, right? the kids get punished, they get suspended, whatever. the one kid wearing the hacketts to go back to school, hes not as tough may...

>> isnt out there? >> it was in his hand. >> andy: go to chance as any. kevin, tell me more but the ping-pong balls at the state fair. [laughter] >> as soon as that was done, i was like i should have prepared that a little bit better. you know when youre on a first date, you cant throw, you let her throw like a girl, and then you throw like more of a girl and let her win or whatever. it doesnt seem like a good sport, and thats why when youre the host of anything, you have to seem like youre a go...

>> tom: thank you, andy. lets welcome our guest. her middle initial stands for a strikeout but it should stand for a knockout. fox news contributor eboni williams. comedian mike cannon. she lost the frizzled but shes got the same sizzle. kennedy. and finally, a british cook that serves up something tasty for a change. sitting right next to me, charles cooke. lets start the show. ♪ it hasnt been a great last few months for win probability models. on sunday night, the patriots down by a lot in s...

Yeezy collection. >> tom: they should have gone with the bernie look. this look was, i dont know what it was but it wasnt bernie. they should go with the tweed, the shocking white hair sticking up. >> i think he does actually have a unique style, i think if he showed up in anything other than that style, he would suddenly lose his appeal. he started dressing well, actually coming to prepare, the people at the rallies would have been like wait a minute, youve sold out. the guy in the middle of th...

Robot. your ideal woman? >> right back at you, andy. well done. >> first of all, i didnt realize this could be a problem. i have an awkward phone call with hr tomorrow. also, i want to give credit to tim dimond for writing the "just the tip" joke. tom, you said this woman was brutally married to me? >> tom: yes. >> i dont recall that, but i guess its possible? >> tom: i found the picture. >> yeah. ive got to start remembering things for malice, you are right about the hypocrisy of this and femin...

>> finally, more and more movie theaters have booths in have booze. >> tom: thank you, andy. i told you i have special powers. physician and surgeon and regional fellow dr. kelley powers. is that monterey montgomery over there? no. its comedian aruba ray ellin. observer columnist michael malice. and hes got a slow cadence of a pony at a petting zoo. comedian and author paul odo. lets start the show. a socially aware robot is going to college. and of studying students to learn how to behave. his ...

>> the taxes, tom, the taxes! >> remember, the jetsons? they had that woman who came to a point. >> is that richie rich? >> rosie is my ideal robot. i think she was great. moving on, a science teacher in dallas has been fired after the school learned about her previous career training guide dogs for the blind. strange, right? no, actually she worked as a porn start! 15 years ago. lisa woodworth was booted from the all-girls school that she taught at after an anonymous tipster revealed her cd pas...

>> right back at you, andy. well done. >> first of all, i didnt realize this could be a problem. i have an awkward phone call with hr tomorrow. also, i want to give credit to tim dimond for writing the "just the tip" joke. tom, you said this woman was brutally married to me? >> tom: yes. >> i dont recall that, but i guess its possible? >> tom: i found the picture. >> yeah. ive got to start remembering things for malice, you are right about the hypocrisy of this and feminist groups should be all ...