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>> im going to somehow authorize myself to be trumps photographer. >> andy: by the way, in the interview where he said day one will be monday, he asked if there was anything typically german about you, and he replied "i like order." that is not at all scary to me. >> thats a real thing he said? >> andy: i like order, i like things done in an orderly manner. >> you like that, too, andy. >> andy: i did actually manage to get an advance copy of his inaugural address, can we show that? [laughter] >>...

>> heres an interesting thing, i didnt see that he won a class action lawsuit for defamation about the elephants, they got a $25 million judgment, theyre probably just going out on house money. because they were losing money off this already. it >> andy: good point. >> tom: its well-timed for them. also, what was your dads nickname it really smokin joe failla? >> andy: liberal propers, for decades they have been saying that the second amendment is not about hunting. and finally liberals are sayi...

Then just buying it and shoving it in a drawer somewhere where its a danger. >> andy: i think we all agree on that. mike, not baker, you brought up how you cant get a gun in new york city so youve been stockpiling drugs and alcohol. thank god both of those are either really easy to find here. >> super easy, for there is pretty much a delivery service for anything. >> andy: not a lie. i am done. >> tom: thank you, andy. coming up, smartphones get a whole lot dumber, but first, kennedy. >> hey the...

Adaptable. guess. baker, beloved is an acceptable pronunciation for beloved. >> is not a u.s. pronunciation? >> beloved is english. >> andy: you refer to the geico trump has as the guy he has trademark -- its a british-english word. >> from the latin. >> andy: big question is, is he a wartime conciliatory? >> he is a twitter wartime. >> andy: the inauguration stuff, you asked if trump has an

Official photographer that takes all these pictures. i do know people are freaking out over the fact that he has yet to appoint an official weight house photographer. because that is interesting. maybe because hes not that happy with the photos so far. people are trying out for the job. he needs to get that kim kardashian light that goes around your iphone, it lights you beautifully. im going to send him one for friday as a gift. it really just blows out all your wrinkles, gives you a nice skin ...

>> tom: he should have that one, too. >> andy: heather, i believe you kept calling it an explanation point. its a beloved -- >> i say a lot of words wrong, i say picture wrong. so now i just say photo. i say a lot of words wrong, and at this point its just endearing. thank you for pointing it out. >> andy: you talked about hillary doing image rehab, you think shes going to run in 2020. there is no way. >> i think theyre keeping her alive by telling her that, i think her inner circle is like keep...

>> my boy wears it to school sometimes when he has something afterwards. >> tom: there was a period in junior high when it wasnt cool. joe, what do you think about this? you can tie a noose, i know tha that. >> its not so much a tying of the news, its the kicking of the chair. >> they bring a guy in. >> i have no doubt that my kids know how to use a compass to kill a russian prostitute. a ritual of some type. far be it for me to argue with the day not from the london boat show, as much as i love...

I know things are different in brooklyn, but thats whats been going on the last eight years. >> andy: where was that celebrity add? >> baker, were you as surprised as i was by what president obama did on tuesday? >> that caught me by surprise. manning didnt catch me by surprise at all. >> andy: i want to move on, but i did not think he was going to do that. >> you did not think he was going to commute manning? i wasnt surprised, i think its shameful and disgusting but i wasnt surprised. >> andy:...

Rumor has it, former soviet union countries. you know. it could have changed. a >> andy: i find your answer to be evasive. on the other hand, congrats for setting a new personal record. >> what i say? >> andy: chris, did you ever say you would be saying "thank god theres a mad dog in the in ministries in? "hes the guy were looking forward to being there, this is a brave new world. >> andy: joe, also their curling team. russian curling team. >> what are you on some amphetamine binge watching curl...

Nature. >> andy: its after you pull off the heist, you can ghost bend all the money right away. >> you got to hold onto it. >> andy: also, the asteroid is named psyche, not psych. >> i was so excited. >> andy: its 16 psyche. it >> tom: so theres 15 other psyches? >> andy: joe, you said the only space rock you like his early pink floyd, ive got to ask you because of the composition of this asteroid, what is more metal, the asteroid or this band? ♪ >> im going to state nothing was more metal tha...