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Isnt that the lesson of "gilligans island"? >> tom: i guess it is. >> andy: they didnt know anything. they learned. >> the professor knew a lot. >> andy: the professor built radios. >> tom: they never got off the island. >> andy: they did get off. >> eventually. >> tom: thank you, andy. coming up, a school employee gets fired for teaching a child how to spell. that wouldnt happen in trumps america. about my culture. i put the gele on my head and i looked into the mirror and i was trying not to c...

>> andy: curling is my favorite russian sport. >> they should test that for no-doze. >> andy: people being blacklisted. baker, you said that if you find your name you should stand by it. if you send a letter saying "trumpet lacks the character and values to be president and weekends the morals of the free world." how can you expect him to hire you? >> the government administers into administration, i dont understand that mentality. >> tom: its like saying that cleveland sucks and its the worst c...

Into messes in the first place. baker, what did you think of that? >> that was the first time i thought that chris was talking out of his ass, otherwise i agree with every thing hes at said so far. >> andy: joe, use of this is the first time some of those letter signers have had to face their convictions. it baker, what did you think of that? >> that was the first time i thought joe was talking out of his ass, every thing else i agree with. >> andy: hes the president of the whole united states, ...

Causes a split heads. >> andy: the name of that band i believe was a lead foot. >> it was lead foot and then people from a better bandleader called themselves lead foot, so if you want to look at them, you have to look around. >> andy: its the same reason, do you know any phone numbers? >> tom: i only know my phone number from childhood. >> andy: under the name of the chinese restaurant near my childhood home. i dont even know my own phone number. i have to look it up. you also said everyone sho...

Only people in the room were these eight guys. i bet this made everybody else feel insecure. >> the other four? >> andy: the people who only have it like $10 billion. >> theyre going to poison all the other dudes. >> andy: a lot of poisoning going on. >> its the hot new way to kill people. >> andy: ringling brothers and barnum and bailey are ending the circus. seth, what were the elephant walks on 34th street? >> the elephants, the cages were too big to go through the tunnel, so they would walk ...

To you and you said "i was just kidding." >> andy: if it did happen, it wouldnt be the weirdest thing thats happened in this electio election. thats whats bizarre. trump may move the west wing press briefings. malice, youre absolutely right about the left controlling the press, but their full of crap when theys say its about needing more room, its about guarding the president. they should tell the truth to us, though. >> they dont know what the truth is, so we can at least enjoy the show. theyre...

Are we in a fascist world where some but he says the performance oddly they are berated and beaten down for this? >> andy: didnt meryl streep talk about how awful it would be if we got rid of hollywood, if thats the case, how dare these artists deprive us of their performances at the inauguration? >> its a little precious, having grown up in los angeles, and seen everybody grow up with a lot of people in hollywood, they do take themselves a little too seriously, but if one of them wants to suppo...

Onto a rope and then twirl around with her hair? >> tom: i love the twirling woman. >> youre probably just saying that to sort of blame it on something. >> the elephants are the best part of the circus? no. >> tom: kids love seeing those elephants. >> tigers could jump through hoops all day, if that had been taken out i would have believed. its an antiquated form of entertainment. ask a kid if they want to go to the circus and theyre like "what?" sue and its true, he candidate compete with the d...

Ask people to bend themselves in half. i believe thats only legal in certain counties. i am done. >> tom: thank you, andy. coming up, when will fly in cars become a reality? hopefully never, i think flying is for the birds.

Tv, ive got sling or whatever its called. i pay $0.40 a month. i am never coming back on this show, you couldve called me putin -- >> andy: seth, you said people giving nicole kidman a hard time made good points. they could accused her of endorsing him. >> i meant that zoe and nicole were making fair points. >> andy: i misunderstood you. or maybe you misspoke. >> andy: you just didnt hear it. >> andy: i prefer to think that you misspoke. were in a post truth era, seth. liz, you said that liberti...