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July 16, 2024
Pigs down on the field and rooted up a large section of the field. Reporter the director of the parks and recreation says the staff captured these images of the pigs coming out of bushes. The pigs rolled around looking for growth and used their nose to push up the dirt. Reporter the pigs going so deep in their search for food, if youre not careful, you can easily twist an ankle. They had temporary fencing installed around the field, but quickly discovered the swine dont give up very easily. The ...
July 7, 2024
Smiths case . Plus, americans in iran, out of prison and now under house arrest. The rare move marking a bright spot in u. S. Iran relations. The new details were learning about the tentative deal to free them and what iran is getting in return. And senator joe manchin says hes seriously thinking about leaving his party as he weighs his own political future. Why manchin might be stepping away from the democrats and what it could mean for the Balance Of Power on capitol hill. Good morning and wel...
July 7, 2024
Guy and the entire biden family operatioamion but n, but especiy joe biden, because today he announced the appointmentanns a Special Counsel to investigate possible hunterme crimes. But of course, he made no pre mention of president joe biden. Instead of appointing someone from outside of the government to lead this investigation, as by law, by the way,on is recommended under regulationn 28 c. F. R. 601. 3. Thanks to gregg jarrett, merriccsr k waved his magic wank and he just promotede david wei...
July 7, 2024
But first, lets welcome tonights guests. He sells his fans razors in case they prefer suicide. Comedian david o. Back can we go back to angelo real quick . Doesnt he look like a member of kiss without the makeup. All right. Shes such a makeu. They put her on philly cheesesteak. Fox business anchoy cheer Lauren Simonetti has published opinions terrified that minions Fox News Contributor truly are. And finally shes like Barbie Small Blond and as fake hair cut. Fox news contributor kat timpf. All r...
July 7, 2024
To lift his water. Yes. Happy wednesday, everybody. So president bidens erybody with theannel Weather Channel aired today. I know. And the forecastai partly senile with a chance of precipitation in his pants. The only things cloudy were joes memories, especially when it cammoriese to phone calls wih hunters business associates. The one thing he didnt s businw how to touch someone without their permission. Are you prepared to declare a National Emergency with respect to Climate Change . Im alread...
July 7, 2024
His request, as well as the extraordinary circumstance be s relating to this matter, i have concluded that it is in the Public Interest to appoint him as Special Counsel. David weiss, who just spent the past five years squelching this investigation, is still in charge. Weiss tipped off hunter biden to search warrants, ran out the clock on the statute of limitations. Never open the laptop and never followed up on the 5 million joe biden Bribe Allegation. He t same man is now being tapped to condu...
July 7, 2024
Brady is best known for the Sketch Comedy Show whose line is it anyway . And is the current host of cbss lets make a deal. He says that while on a pathovee to selfdiscovery he didnt fully identify as bisexual all adding quote to me here means being able to be attracted to anyone who identifies as , straight, bi, transsexual or nonbinary. Well keep you updated on this developing story. O now back to gutfeld. Well, that is something. So as i was saying, should we kill all white people . Ite it see...
July 7, 2024
A bunch of news that just makes you want to try is only too depressing. Could the change of season be the reason why . Some news helps you unwind this year . Stupid. But you know. Yea. Yeah. Yeah. Ye a. You ever wonder how Localever News becomes won . Abama. It happened in montgomery, alabama, a Cit Y Riverboat tried to dock in its designated spot along the waterfrontt. But a pontoon boat was moored there. Cops say the captain of the riverboat asked the pontoons owners to move, but was ignored. ...
July 7, 2024
A die hard villain. Lieffec theres a huge strik going on that could affect a business thats near and dear to all onessear and f which Meas A Civil War at cinnabon and its delicious. What way . What do you think . Di talking about the Writers Strike . I mean, do was people even care . Missing hollywood writers is right up ther care. Missing geraldo, don lemon and jock itch. Never over. O i ca what do i care . Re so on friday, workers in the cinnabon in l. A. Declareded a s a strike and filed a ci...
July 7, 2024
Finally had an epiphany. Usually the party knows everything. They know what you need, what you dont need. They even know you didnt even. Know you needed. But for the first time in a a e, the democrats threw up their arms in despair. Donald trumps Approval Rating was actually slightly larger than joe bidens watch at this point. Trump was at 43 . 41umbiden is at just 41 . So hes doing worse than trump, who was always saying was doing so poorly. The question is how solid a candidatioe is joe biden ...