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"Sad that my teenage kids don't believe in Santa any more, but happily they still believe in the elves that clean up the f**king kitchen"

"Sad that my teenage kids dont believe in Santa any more, but happily they still believe in the elves that clean up the f**king kitchen"

Why are they like this?

"Gave the 5yo a cuddle as he came into the kitchen – he said: I love you, Mummy, but get out of the way of the snacks."

"80% of parenting is trying not to laugh when you’re supposed to be mad"

"Parents, you can still do all the things you used to love. Theres just a kid screaming in the background now."

"Thoughts and prayers for my daughter who misunderstood evolution and is now mourning that she didn’t morph from a kitten."

"It should be illegal for your child to change their favorite character without giving you a 30 day notice."

"Playing board games with your kids and deliberately trying to lose so it ends quicker is a parenting art form"

"Playing board games with your kids and deliberately trying to lose so it ends quicker is a parenting art form"