Ban Lockdown News Today

[cheers and applause] thank you, thank you for receiving us with open arms. even if they are covered with black sabbath tattoos and number 77 sunscreen. lets cover some news before we go to the monologue. an american who was trapped in ukraine for eight months says he evaded russian troops by prevpretending to be irish. in other words, he was drunk. comedian gallagher sadly has passed away at age 76. his family scheduled a private ceremony. followed by smashing him with a giant hammer....

Just not about her eyebrows. it gives her that surprised look on her face, like when you accidentally sit down on the childs toy. i said accidentally. or maybe shes as shocked as we are that she won. if those brows got any higher, theyll turn into wings. she is the embodiment of the flaw in the lefts thinking for everything they think should be a negative of florida, its something people wear proudly like a red, white, and blue speedo. for example, when governor desantis entered in the ban lockd...