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The japan nikkei was up by another 3. 7 . You see the hang seng and shanghai was up as well. The dax is up by 2 and a quarter . Also check out crude prices which managed to end down by only about 1 yesterday. Up 1. 5 today. Couple big earnings stories this morning. Ibm repeated First Quarter earnings thanks to a double digit increase in arrive from its Cloud Service. Overall arrive falling to a say that again. Falling to a 14 year low. Absolute arrive numbers were what . A 14 year low. Yes, sir....

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In european markets right now, youll see that the dax is down by about 0. 6 . So is the ftse in london. The cac looks like the biggest decliner of the three. It is down by about 1. 1 . If you want to take a look at the price of crude oil, yesterday we saw crude oil, what was happening there. Now its down by about 37 cents to 37. 95. A couple big stories were watching today. Heres whats happening. Yahoo changing its bylaws to allow proxy access for board nominations. Heres what it means. Investor...

Customers, facebook is finding out what it means to be a hardware company. Yes. On Major League Baseballs opening day and today as well, rob manfred will join us at post nine to discuss ticket prices and a lot to talk about. It will be a very interesting conversation. We want to start with tesla. Shares are popping today on reportedly strong early demand nor the mass market model three car. Phil lebeau has been following the figures from a tweet storm of elon musk. What do we know . A big three ...

Worldwide exchange. On cnbc. Europe may be on vacation, but were not. Im sara eisen. And im wilfred frost. They steal you away for one, but two hours today. Lets not make it a regular thing. Delighted to be here today. Lets have a look at u. S. Equity futures. Pointing to higher. Last week, we did snap a fiveweek win be streak for u. S. Stocks. Only about to the center or so for the main bosses here in the u. S. Today, were pointing to higher. The dow significantly up by triple digits, 102 point...

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Efforts of denegrofying the white house, you guys. See whats happening with the unblackening. Thats my favorite song. It was an exciting night, you guys. And like king kong on the top of the Empire State Building cnn wasnt totally appe [bleep]. Tonight the winners will have their victories on one of the worlds most familiars landmark. Once cnn projects winners the lights will change to correspond to the colors that cnn is using to represent each candidate. Larry uhhuh. Yes, tapper went on to exp...

Than himself bing, bing, bing laughter applause and if you were considering taking the plunge north, then you might be interested that this week the white house had a maplescented visitor. Today, obama welcomes trudeau to the oval office for the first time. Canadas young, enhanced new Prime Minister Justin Trudeau arrived with wife sowf yand three kids for tonights steak dinner at the white house. Trevor aint no party like a canada party because a canada party is respectful and ends promptly at ...

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Failure as we have seen. Trevor yeah, thats right. People still dont know why the poll numbers were so off. You know, was it the fact that the polls didnt account for young voters turning out or was it because of the independent voters, or was it because of that snapchat face swat that confused the [bleep] out of people. That totally threw them off. laughter you know, im not normally attracted to either of them but now bernie, hey. So Bernie Sanders victory in michigan caught everyone off guard....