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Welcome to the nightly show. Im larry wilmore. Thank you thank you, so much, guys. Wendell pierce is on the panel tonight. Im very excited about that, very excited. This man is an amazing actor. He plays u. S. Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas in hbos upcoming confirmation. Well ask him if its a speaking role. laughter why i got no lines, hbo . Why i got no lines . That was the casting meeting. But, first, i want to talk about another supreme Court Justice with no pulse, Antonin Scalia. Now,...

Take your lowenergy turkey ass off my biewl lawn. Its amazing now of joy, how can you be so calm . What if trevor debts goetz deported . Fear what, are you talking about . Think about it, donald trump hates immigrants, and trevors not exactly here legally. laughter . Great, were going to get deported. This sucks and trevor just figured out what the hell fahrenheit is. laughter come on, guys, trump is getting shadows from White Supremacists dont tell me that isnt funny are you nuts . White suprem...

Trump. But im sure he cant support the thuggery thats going on in these crowds. I love the old days. You know what they used to do to guys like that in a place like this . Theyd be carried out on a stretcher, folks. Larry contraried out on a stretcher . You know the president isnt supposed to openly advocate for violence, right . No, you do the right thing and quietly go through back channels to authorize drone strikes on weddings. Its called class. Learn it. Actually, my favorite trump rally ej...

The left institute hosts a summit on sentencing laws. Participants include federal judges, advocates and states attorneys general. Its live this morning here at 8 45 here on cspan2. The American Conservative Union annual conservative Political Action conference wrapped up saturday. Its chair, matt schlapp, spoke at the event friday and talked about the conservative message and the need for the Republican Party to stay united in order to win in november. This is about 15 minutes. [applause] well,...

Tonight. Larry, larry. Larry i appreciate it. Welcome to the nightly shoavment thank you. Susan sarandon on the show tonight, im very excited. Cant wait. So yesterday was the New York Primary. So lets check in with the efforts of denegrofying the white house, you guys. See whats happening with the unblackening. Thats my favorite song. It was an exciting night, you guys. And like king kong on the top of the Empire State Building cnn wasnt totally appe [bleep]. Tonight the winners will have their ...

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Im not sure what hes here to plug. [ laughter ] i think hes in a movie about the president or Something Like that. [ laughter ] but before we get started, we have a quick correction and apology to make. On mondays show, we did a story about the Panama Papers and intended to name former icelandic Prime Minister sigmundur daviid gunnlaugsson as one of the many highprofile moneyhiders. But accidentally, we showed an image of current icelandic Prime Minister sigurdur ingi joohannsson. [ laughter ] i...

On friday in a speech but hes clearly going to bow out of this race. Trevor thats right, people. Ben carson announced they had hed leave the race two days from now. laughter because he even drops out slow. laughter i have an urgent announcement to make. And so i will make it in two days time. laughter oh, were gog miss you, ben. So its official, folks. Donald trump won big last night. Yeah. Republicans in seven more states said they would choose donald trump as their commander in chief and the c...

Governor Scott Walkers Campaign still owed vendors 1. 2 million. Thats half the cost of two of my chains you know all my broads is foreign. Money tall like jordan. You know what im saying, larry . Larry truuuuuuuue this has been 2 Chainz Explainz. 2 Chainz Explainz and make sure to pick up 2 chainz new album collegrove with lil wayne available now wherever records are sold. Im assuming online somewhere. Now on to our top story. Hillary clinton gave a speech after her win on saturday, and there w...

On the show performing a song about flint, michigan. We have not forgotten about you. So black History Month is over and we celebrated by trying to get a brother out of the white house. Its time to see whats happening with the unblackening. Thats right its hangover wednesday. The morning after super tuesday. Man, america got drunk last night, man. God i hope we didnt do anything stupid. The donald winning seven of the 11 states tightening his grip on the republican nomination and winning from ar...