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Andy Borowitz jokes about Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas regulating himself under the Supreme Court’s new code of conduct.

Andy Borowitz jokingly riffs on Ivanka Trump’s testimony as a witness for the government in Donald Trump’s civil fraud trial.

It’s The Orion’s new satire column.  You can find it under ‘features.’  Webster’s dictionary defines satire as “writing that exposes or ridicules conduct, doctrines, or institutions either by direct criticism or more often through irony, parody, or caricature.”  The role satire plays is twofold: It serves the purpose of providing thoughtful commentary, critique and criticism...

Andy Borowitz jokingly writes that Ginni Thomas, a former political aide and the wife of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, is calling Kelly Johnson loony.

Andy Borowitz jokes about Mike Pence having to return the very little he received from donors once he dropped out of the G.O.P. primary.

Andy Borowitz jokes about the newly elected Speaker of the House, Mike Johnson, of Louisiana, and his conservative, Republican background.

Andy Borowitz lampoons the failure of Republican Rep. Jim Jordan to become Speaker of the House, and George Santos’s history of lying about his identity.

Andy Borowitz jokingly writes about the Republican congressman Jim Jordan, who is running to become Speaker of the House.

Andy Borowitz jokes about how Republicans in the House of Representatives can’t agree on a Speaker to replace the recently deposed Kevin McCarthy.

Andy Borowitz humorously riffs on the news that George Santos is being charged with using his campaign donors’ credit cards and stealing their identities.