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Andy Borowitz jokes that the Florida governor, Ron DeSantis, has had to sell his boots to fund his Presidential campaign.

I read Stephen Siemsen’s letter in the latest edition of the Sun, “An open letter to the secretary of state,” (Aug. 31). His use of...

We should arm ourselves with facts, not rhetoric

In the Aug. 31 commentary, "Open letter to the secretary of state," a quote was written as being stated by Donald Trump. New Times learned...

Andy Borowitz jokes that Enrique Tarrio, a former leader of the far-right group the Proud Boys, will become an Elderly Boy in the course of his prison sentence.

Andy Borowitz jokes that Rudy Giuliani has requested to move his trial, for interfering with the Presidental election in Georgia, to a parking lot.

A fifty-four-year-old upstart seeks to wrest the crown of mendacity from an aging but still dangerous seventy-seven-year-old.

“Those indictments didn’t happen all by themselves,” the former New York mayor told Fox News. “It took a village, and that village was me.”

Donald Trump lashed out at the “Biden Justice Department,” saying, “Hunter has done nothing to earn an indictment.”

The Florida governor’s team is compiling a list of people who are more likable than he is, a roster that runs into the hundreds of thousands.