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Andy Borowitz jokes about Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.,’s Independent Presidential candidacy.

Andy Borowitz jokes about House Republicans holding an emergency meeting to determine who’ll have to sit next to Rep. Matt Gaetz following Kevin McCarthy’s ousting.

Andy Borowitz jokes that Representative Matt Gaetz, who has announced that he’ll try to unseat House Speaker Kevin McCarthy, is angry at him for acting with maturity.

Andy Borowitz humorously jokes that Rupert Murdoch will be returning to Fox News after the channel reported something factual.

US culture is like a zombie apocalypse. Andy Borowitz nails it: Scientists: Earth Endangered by New Strain of Fact-Resistant Humans MINNEAPOLIS (The Borowitz Report) – Scientists have discovered a powerful new strain of fact-resistant humans who are threatening the ability of Earth to sustain life, a sobering new study reports. The research, conducted by the University of Minnesota,…

Andy Borowitz jokes that users of X, the site formerly known as Twitter, will require Elon Musk to compensate them for their use of the platform.

How many times do you read or hear someone say something that is so witty and to the point but you have no one to share it with at the time. It sure seems like he zingers were coming from all direction this week: From Andy Borowitz:  Republicans Demand Biden Tell Them Why They Are…

Andy Borowitz jokes that congressional Republicans have no idea why they want to impeach President Joe Biden.

The writer and satirist discusses his book, "Profiles in Ignorance," ahead of an appearance in Houston Sept. 21.

Andy Borowitz jokes that, in order to participate in the next on-air debate, Republican Presidential candidates must pledge to go to prison for Donald Trump.