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The School Shooting survivor she harassed. David hogg will join us next hour. Instead, she seems to blame some giant, mystical force that allowed her to believe it all and repeat it all and lie all over the place. And that leads us right to the second trump Impeachment Trial. House managers making a highstakes gamble, asking the former president to testify. Mr. Trumps defense Team Shooting down that idea. And breaking this morning, moments ago, Vice President Kamala Harris cast a tiebreaking vot...

♪ >> greg: that is true! happy thursday, everybody. thank you. so disney has announced that the next star wars movie will be directed by a woman. you heard that right. disney admits they can define a woman. but the new directors not just any woman, no, shes a pakistani canadian feminist activist. exactly the kind of person the star wars franchise needs. the kind whos idea of fun is lecturing you about oppression while combing dandruff out of her armpits. not her, somebody like that. ...

tons of smoke all landing here making it the worst thing from that country since seth rogen. but as the trees burn, another tree speaks out. john parry commemorated the 79th anniversary of d-day by comparing it to the fight against climate change. >> note to john. its okay to visit the statues at easter island. just dont turn into one. he claims the climate change bite requires the same level of innovation and mobilization required to fight the nazis. but todays threat comes from all o...

smoke all landing here, making it the worst thing from that country since seth rogan. human elm john kerry commemorated 79th anniversary of d-day comparing it against the fight for climate change. note to john, it is okay to visit easter island, just dont turn into one. requires same level of mobilization required to fight the nazis. todays threat comes from all of us. if you dont recycle or buy an ev, then you are the new hitler. found that funny. he is last guy i talked to about the ...

♪ here he comes ♪ ♪ straight out of florida ♪ ♪ a record without ♪ ♪ a scandal ♪ ♪ oh, yeah ♪ ♪ oh, oh ♪ ♪ when ron launches ♪ ♪ his campaign ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ if you are feeling blue ♪ ♪ ron desantis ♪ ♪ is right on cue ♪ ♪ ♪>> [cheers and applause]. >> greg: [laughing]. that was terrible! i said make it bad. mission accomplished. during an audio stream with elon musk on twitter. there were federal glitches. biden asked any way to hook us up w...

[ applause ] yes! i have been a fan of brandt for decades ever since his talk though show, big bro. a show so outrageous that legal would not let us show it. it sucks. he was a brilliant brain in search of food at a time where shells were ba babare. brandt made the most bankrupt change. he was a great comedian, successful actor, bigger than most rock stores and helps that he looked rescue. and before he got sober, he proved no amounts of drugs can take him down. hes a comedian and tv s...

i have been a fan of brand for decades ever since his talk show big brothers big mouth it is show that was so outrageous legal wouldnt even let us show it. which sucks but even at the start of his career he was aw brilliant brain in search ofucks food at a time when the shelves were bare but now most abrupt change in any career since o.j. simpson. [laughter] brand was a great comedian, successful actor, bigger than most rock stars it helped that he looked like rases putin had sex with ...

tothe progressive paradigm known as marthas vineyard which makes sense. 7-yard its a vineyard and those grape. i assume there is going to be plenty of work on a vineyard. but i wouldnt know. im not allowed there. not since baracks birthday party. should have seen his face when i jumped out of the cake. the g string was a little bit too much. and i was wearing one too. the coverage has been hysterical as if sending migrants from a sweltering part of texas to the most luxurious spot in a...

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(birds chirping) - hmm, periods. hmm, periods. - my palms are sweaty. - i feel awkward about it cause its really weird. like theres a reason if you like cut yourself, then it starts bleeding, but i dont really think theres a reason if you just start bleeding from your private. - im kind of nervous speaking about periods, to be honest. - well, i call my period my evil best friend because she always come on time, she give me a hard time, and sometimes im happy to see her, if you know wha...