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>> i dont get it. >> greg: i dont get it. >> is that a -- is that a sex joke? >> greg: i dont think so. >> he has a large butt hole? >> greg: i dont know. thats -- i cut that joke out of the monologue and they put it here. apparently they removed two polyps and msnbcs lips. >> thats a good one. >> oh. >> greg: kevin hart will play the late gary coleman in the film about the show, "different strokes." hart is looking forward to it saying, there are no small roles, only very small actor ohs. accor...

>> "the simpsons" helped usher in this adult animation. >> hey, brian. whats up? >> is animation necessarily an escape form? obviously, visually youre looking at something usually more colorful than natural life. >> you can be risky and obscene and chancreally, really dig int humor other shows are afraid to touch. >> im been so bloody naughty. i need to be taught a lesson and youre the one to do it. >> pushing those barriers. >> it is wrong to eat human beings. >> says you. >> "south park" took ...

I think this woman, she likes, you know, getting up in front of folks naked. >> ive been doing this for years. >> what? >> ive been doing this for years. by exercising naked. i exercise in my apartment, i exercise in the gym locker room. you know. it helps me open up my body. im not ashamed of my body. im sleek, im a panther. >> wait a minute! for a guy, its not efficient. guys shouldnt have it hanging out. its not good for the exercise. >> no, no, no, sir. youve got to let it hang out. its gods...

At the body. i think this woman, she likes, you know, getting up in front of folks naked. >> ive been doing this for years. >> what? >> ive been doing this for years. by exercising naked. i exercise naked in my apartment, i exercise in the gym locker room. you know. it helps me open up my body. im not ashamed of my body. im sleek, im a panther. >> wait a minute! for a guy, its not efficient. guys shouldnt have it hanging out. its not good for the exercise. >> no, no, no, sir.ve got to le. its go...

What-ifs, everything, every situation. i do think about how, if i do get found guilty, how prison will be. first thing in my mind that pops up is the stuff i see on tv, you know? somebody might stab me, somebody might try to kill me, based on what they heard. >> fellow ad seg inmate eric kelly has spent more than 22 years in prison and says he knows what sort of reception bacon would find there if convicted of his charges. >> them guys going to whoop his butt, you mow what im saying? the only pe...

Saying, put it up the butt, you know what im saying, in front of everybody. dont mess with me, you know? the reason i violate them after i get in physical contact with them, i learn it in prison from a 25-year vet. i seen an old convict when he knocked a guy out, know what im saying, took a finger, stuck it in the hole, know what im saying? that man crazy, going to stick a finger in the butt hole, dont kill him, leave him alone, you know? thats what i learned. thats what i learned from. >> just ...

Saying, put it up the butt, you know what im saying, in front of everybody. dont mess with me, you know? the reason i violate them after i get in prison contact with them, i learn it in prison from a 25-year vet. i seen an old convict when he knocked a guy out, know what im saying, took a finger, stuck it in the hole, know what im saying? that man crazy, going to stick a finger in the butt hole, dont kill him, leave him alone, you know? thats what i learned. thats what i learned from. >> just be...

Saying, put it up the butt, you know what im saying, in front of everybody. dont mess with me, you know? the reason i violate them after i get in prison contact with them, i learn it in prison from a 25-year vet. i seen an old convict when he knocked a guy out, know what im saying, took a finger, stuck it in the hole, know what im saying? that man crazy, going to stick a finger in the butt hole, dont kill him, leave him alone, you know? thats what i learned. thats what i learned from. >> just be...

Years in prison. >> i think about the what ifs. and i do think about how if i do get found guilty how prison will be. first thing in my mind that pops up is the stuff i see on tv. somebody might stab me or try to kill me based on what they heard. >> fellow ad seg inmate eric kelly says he knows what sort of reception bacon would find there if convicted of charges. >> them guys going to whoop his butt. the only person seeing him is god. >> thats the guy who says he sticks his finger up another ma...

Finger, you know what im saying, put it up the butt, you know what im saying, in front of everybody. dont mess with me, you know? the reason i violate them after i get in prison contact with them, i learn it in prison from a 25-year vet. i seen an old convict when he knocked a guy out, know what im saying, took a finger, stuck it in the hole, know what im saying? that man crazy, going to stick a finger in the butt hole, dont kill him, leave him alone, you know? thats what i learned. thats what i...