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(birds chirping) - hmm, periods. hmm, periods. - my palms are sweaty. - i feel awkward about it cause its really weird. like theres a reason if you like cut yourself, then it starts bleeding, but i dont really think theres a reason if you just start bleeding from your private. - im kind of nervous speaking about periods, to be honest. - well, i call my period my evil best friend because she always come on time, she give me a hard time, and sometimes im happy to see her, if you know wha...

Trumps name tattooed on his neck, because he explained its the one place where people cant mess with it. I put this on my front yard, they will vandalize my house. I put a sticker on my truck, they will screw up my truck. Come vandalize me. Thats all ive got. Tom makes sense. [laughter] he probably displays the ink proudly. A little old ladies are like, i love my 40. It will be like that, you got this. Oh, my lord. Tom i have no idea what hes saying, but i love it. Goober sees a lot of himself i...

Call them the astronauts of the underground. The state’s cavers are a literal subculture, daring to go where no one has gone before.

Call them the astronauts of the underground. The state’s cavers are a literal subculture, daring to go where no one has gone before.

>> they found scissors in a guys butt hole in indiana. he got arrested. the body scan and scissors in the anal cavity. >> greg: did he explain? >> i dont think you can. probably doing arts and crafts. so important to him he shoved it up his butt. >> greg: rogue hairstylists. >> if you can do that, what cant you do? >> greg: the world is your oystster. >> you get in prison and love sewing greg that was fun. tyrus? >> i dont want to go now. oh, well, they were up when the

But not at that time but the --l but the point that people articulated was because it infused fact with strong opinion.icul so it is not about the lies thah we keep seeing perpetuated by left and you pointed out is a game that both sides play. but it is about those who bring you the fact and i say this is what i think this is freeth thinking analysis.is i joe rogen glenn greenwald and otherwise theyre fed a talking point and a script. >> well done. kat you know what im going aski you -- >> intf ...

2022 was an up-and-down year, but Texas brought out the best from scatological artists, beastly athletes, game-show brainiacs, and costumed Samaritans.

>> we dont know he did this and theres no evidence he did so i feel bad for him. >> greg: really? >> its his huge achievement for everybody is going to say he only got there because of his butt hole. >> greg: hes low rated and he beat the champ. there is something fishy and its his butt hole? >> but what if its not questioning >> greg: we should raise that question so we dont get sued. is it fishy butt hole or it is raw talent? >> hes thinking of every decision in his life that led to this point...

Later the white house in order to establish a narrative to bring to federal government agencies that would link donald trump to russia. even though hillary wouldnt answer questions on that, she managed to tweet saying, "trump and fox desperately spinning up a fake scandal to distract us from his real one. so its a day that ends in loss." hm. look, pants suit, no one had to spin this up. it didnt come from "fox & friends" or mar-a-lago or kim jong-uns butt hole it came from an investigation. no w...

>> i dont get it. >> greg: i dont get it. >> is that a -- is that a sex joke? >> greg: i dont think so. >> he has a large butt hole? >> greg: i dont know. thats -- i cut that joke out of the monologue and they put it here. apparently they removed two polyps and msnbcs lips. >> thats a good one. >> oh. >> greg: kevin hart will play the late gary coleman in the film about the show, "different strokes." hart is looking forward to it saying, there are no small roles, only very small actor ohs. accor...