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♪ here he comes ♪ ♪ straight out of florida ♪ ♪ a record without ♪ ♪ a scandal ♪ ♪ oh, yeah ♪ ♪ oh, oh ♪ ♪ when ron launches ♪ ♪ his campaign ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ if you are feeling blue ♪ ♪ ron desantis ♪ ♪ is right on cue ♪ ♪ ♪>> [cheers and applause]. >> greg: [laughing]. that was terrible! i said make it bad. mission accomplished. during an audio stream with elon musk on twitter. there were federal glitches. biden asked any way to hook us up w...

>> they found scissors in a guys butt hole in indiana. he got arrested. the body scan and scissors in the anal cavity. >> greg: did he explain? >> i dont think you can. probably doing arts and crafts. so important to him he shoved it up his butt. >> greg: rogue hairstylists. >> if you can do that, what cant you do? >> greg: the world is your oystster. >> you get in prison and love sewing greg that was fun. tyrus? >> i dont want to go now. oh, well, they were up when the