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[cheers and applause] >> greg: i tell gene, could you just put something together, and thats what he does. a sick little boy. yeah, its red meat thursday when we tell you what you already knew to be true, and everyone who disagrees can go f themselves, to quote dana perino. tonights red meat, leftists are ugly. i know, knew that already. youve seen the view. but now science is bearing it out. its amazing, begins with a new artificial intelligence study out of denmark, which is a countr...

Yeah. well, paul, was that your story as well. >> paul: this actually says call greg a pygmy. >> tyrus: i dont need to write that down. >> paul: my story is that apparently there is a new ordinance in town greg this will hit you right at home if you order take jotted. >> greg: okay. >> tyrus: oh, boy. >> paul: you have to specify that you dont want plastic knives and forks, and the store has to abide by that, otherwise everybody is breaking the law. penalty, death. >> greg: death. you know whats...

Been paid for. >> its prioritized go for n government. if we didnt have to spend money on things like solyndra. >> eric: tom coburn says its $200 billion we waste. >> kimberly: who can i insult before we go. >> im looking for a male nurse for this weekend because, please call greg at fox. we got a great show planned this memorial day. >> you will have to tune in to find out. 5:00 p.m. eastern, up next on the five. its commencement time. forget about all those boring speeches, our own advice to c...

Because that is what it was full of. >> it wasnt even full because he left a message. >> i know. >> i think if alexzander graham bell would have known what it would be used for -- >> i know. what did he invent? >> never mind. >> call greg 212-462-5050. that was really old when you were body painted. we will have a post game wrap up with andy levy. and go to fox news.com/red eye.

Until i moved into his facility and surrendered to his program, i didnt get it. because when you live in that protective bubble, all the catchphrases and holding hands, kumbaya, the whole bit, it doesnt help you when you get out of that bubble to live a sober life. the best thing she could possibly do is get out of ucla and call greg. >> stay with me. im going to take a quick break and be right back. [ female announcer ] its crabfest at red lobster.

-- to get. >> it is just that taking any action is so irreversible. there is no little tiny thing you can do. >> i think you can take out those nuclear sites without too much damage. i think we are good at that. just use google earth. >> do you hear that general gates? call greg. we have the number. >> i have the answers and the glasses. as you know we are running out of people in this world to make fun of. thats why "red eye" has come up with a replacement that allows you to hate someone or s...