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I cant believe honey nut cheerios sold out like that. laughter this is the colbert report. cheers and applause captioning sponsored by Comedy Central eagle caw cheers and applause stephen welcome to the report thank you for joining us audience chanting stephen cheers and applause thank you, ladies and gentlemen thank you so much for being here cheering a beautiful night for a broadcast to the American People and nation. Thank you. Please have a seat. Folks, i want to welcome you all. cheering fo...

Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central eagle caw cheers and applause stephen welcome to the report. audience chanting stephen cheers and applause stephen well come to the report good to have you with us thank you so much for being here nation, today is the first monday in october, the start of the Supreme Courts new session, and i am pumped to the gavels. Its like the start of football season, only, unlike the n. F. L. , the players go to court. laughter and right here on day one, the courts alr...

Keep them in. [laughter] [applause] submitted for your approval. [laughter] i do not smoke. [laughter] but folk, the president s speech is at 8 00 tonight. We are taping our show at 7 30, so i dont know one word of what hes going to say. But i do know theres only one way to describe it. Its not an executive order, its executive amnesty. The president will prove forward with executive amnesty. Executive amnesty for Illegal Immigrants in this country. Executive amnesty. Executive amnesty. Executiv...

I dont know why democrats didnt turn out to vote yesterday. What with all the inspiring fundraising emails the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee sent out, like all hope is lost. laughter applause and sure, as a conservative it is tempting to gloat, but im going to be humble about this for two reasons. One, because i am amazing at being humble, okay. laughter fantastic. And, two, i want to be sensitive to all my liberal viewers. I have been told some liberals do watch the show. I dont k...

The plane was eventually given the allclear to leave. Yesterday, hazmat crew board ad plane in cana after a passenger made a joke about having bowl la. Look at those pictures. Well these may be overreactions but people are worried about traveling amid the ebola crisis. With more on this, dr. David is a maati, member of fox news medical ateam. Dr. Samadi, thanks for being here. Should people be concerned about traveling . There should be absolutely a concern. You know, the weve been trying to cal...

The workers numbers, its the Union Numbers . Itis not about the workers. Its unions surviving. Its been reported and discovered a lot of protesters were not walmart employees. They were paid by the union. Going after walmart, if you look at the facts, National Retail pay is 11. 39. The average hourly rate, not counting managers is 8. 36. They are going after walmart because the private unions at 36 . They are under 7 right now. Unions are dying in the private sector for a good reason. This is ab...

Many people will contract ebola, we dont know. The community understandably shaken and concerned, but parents with children in the same schools as those who have been exposed are outraged at the refusal of government, Public Health and School Officials to give them more information about ebola and those who have come into contact with patient zero. They need to tell us what child it is. Because i mean if it was in their class, im going to be ten times more pissed than i already am. Especially if...

A breakthrough on climate. Bonnie and company is about to begin. They are down. Not that much, but they are down 65 points. Citigroup, jpmorgan, bank of america. They have been fined collectively. The feds say that these things need to do a better job of detecting bad behavior by rogue traders. All of the stocks are down one percentage point. The price of oil at 77 right now. All downhill from there. Now we are hearing that Senate Democrats are thinking about improving the Keystone Pipeline duri...

Rate. We have limits on 401 k and ira contributions. For the people that bust their butt their whole life. Good investment decisions. We now want to punish them and somehow thats going to encourage them to do more for our it just doesnt make sense. When you look at the whole thing, i dont see where it will bring in this big amount of income or how it will motivate americans to become prosperous. Its a loselose. How do you encourage middle americans people not in higher tax brackets to save. Most...

A lot of reading and there are a lot of ideas out there. Normally i would expect the best deals to happen at the tail end of the season when series markdowns come. There are a lot of markdowns right now. What is going on. It is more of a monthlong event than a day. Retailers know shoppers will spend on average 75 of their budget at the prestigious stores made budget. Is a huge advantage for retailers to get the best deals out early and often and get those shoppers, where is the best place to sho...