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Thank you so much for being here. Good to have you with us. cheers and applause . Folks, it is always thank you for that greeting. You know i need it. I need your energy. The heroes the heros are always up for making the world a for the place. Thank you thank you for being here with us. That is, if you are still with us. cheers and applause i assume everyone west of the mississippi has been quarantined in the ebola afterscape. We will have full coverage of that crisis tomorrow, if there is a tom...

In fact, hes going to have to have surgery. Thats right. Bono broke his boneo. laughter its a dangerous city, folks. They say giuliani cleaned it up, but new yorkers still live with the looming threat of the ground. laughter thats why theyre called the mean streets. And this accident caps off a week that was already no bueno for bono. Theres word that bono from u2 lost his luggage. His private learjet losing the rear cargo door 8,000 feet above the ground, luggage flying out. Investigators say t...

I believe is the last day of america. [laughter] this is it, nation. No, no, this is it, date we all feared would come, ever since we were told it would come several months ago has come at last. [laughter] because tonight at 8 00 pm mexican standard time. Generalissimo obama announced his unilateral plan to allow four million Illegal Immigrants to remain in america without fear of deportation. It turns out this whole time weve been building that wall to keep them in. [laughter] [applause] submit...

Stephen whoo whoo audience chanting Stephen Stephen thank you, nation thank you so much cheers and applause well come to the report thank you so much beautiful great tuesday night here in new york city. Ladies and gentlemen, i am samson and your cheering is my long hair thanks for being here nation, i am a huge fan of the game of footedball. Every sunday, i invite my bros over, grill up some brats, crack a couple of cold ones, forget to take the brats off the grill, burn down my house, apologize...

Thai so much. Welcome to the report, heroes. cheers and applause thank you so much. Its good to have you with us. Always a pleasure. Always a joy. cheers folks, you know, if you watch this show, you know that i love coming to you every night of the week, monday through thursday. laughter but broadcasting legend isnt my most important job. Im also a dad. That i know of. laughter thats why i have the right to judge todays overinvolved helicopter parents. If youre that neurotic about your kids safe...

Eagle caw cheers and applause audience chanting stephen shouting cheers and applause stephen welcome to the report good to have you with us in here, out there, all around the world audience chanting stephen thank you so much, everybody you wont get that kind of adulation anywhere else in america folks, i have to be straight with you here, while i may be at odds with the current administration, as a patriot, i feel its my duty in a time of war to support our president. And thats enough. laughter ...

Do, i will cut you. laughter okay. Them i will clean up very thoroughly. Folks, for weeks weve heard about thi this deadly pandemic taking hold and in who caresistan. But now breaking right now the first confirmed case of ebola right here in the united states. The first case of ebola diagnosed in the united states. A man in texas, now in isolation. Ebola, its here. It is here, ebola. Ebola, here. Stephen yes, ebola here. laughter folks, that is crapyourpant terrifying in that crap your pant is o...

Greeting like that i would not kick you out of bed for eating crackers, folks. Lets get right to the big story, last nights midterm elections. Huge night for the republicans across the country. They won everything its senate majority, the bigger house majority, tight governors races and a giraffe from one of those claw machines. laughter i mean, they were on fire. I dont know why democrats didnt turn out to vote yesterday. What with all the inspiring fundraising emails the Democratic Congression...

The richest bankers, the racistest cabbies. In no other city to the drivers even know the proper ethnic slur for people from malta. laughter its featherhead, by the way. Theres one thing about new york that is not as big as we thought. It appears particular demographic in new york has been expoinencely overestimated the rat population. Common lore states there are as many rats as humans in new york city, in the neighborhood of eight million. However a statistician from Columbia University says t...

Stephen Stephen Stephen stephen welcome to the report. Thank you for joining us. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. cheers and applause thank you so much. Thank you so much. Folks, i am always you know me. You watch this show. Im not proud. Im not proud. Stephen Stephen Stephen. Stephen oh, i cant fight that. But, folks, you know, if you watch this show, im not a prideful man. I always am the first to admit when im wrong, and once again, i am right. laughter applause this time its about obamacare....