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Spend more time with my family. >> i am doing the reverse. i am making fun of him for saying he wants to spend time with the family. salute the woman. >> that makes it a sexist. >> in this day and age it makes you a sexist. >> can you explain this thing about -- what about you minutes about -- you made a good point. >> clarification? >> no he wants to change the rules of thomas jefferson. what is going on? >> he would take away all of his opponents ability to easily take away his job. they are -...

Family. >> i am doing the reverse. i am making fun of him for saying he wants to spend time with the family. salute the woman. >> that makes it a sexist. >> in this day and age it makes you a sexist. >> can you explain this thing about -- what about you minutes about -- you made a good point. >> clarification? >> no he wants to change the rules of thomas jefferson. what is going on? >> he would take away all of his opponents ability to easily take away his job. they are -- paul rein says i want ...

Spend more time with my family. >> i am doing the reverse. i am making fun of him for saying he wants to spend time with the family. salute the woman. >> that makes it a sexist. >> in this day and age it makes you a sexist. >> can you explain this thing about -- what about you minutes about -- you made a good point. >> clarification? >> no he wants to change the rules of thomas jefferson. what is going on? >> he would take away all of his opponents ability to easily take away his job. they are -...

Canada. >> i had no idea. >> his brother is chris farly though, right? his brother is chris farrley, right? >> he cant help but rant. it is at least another tirade. linda schmidt is accused of knocking his wifes teeth out with a microphone. >> you are the one who almost hit my microphone in the face? >> i did not. >> do you want to apologize to her on camera? i asked you a question. i asked you a question. >> i did nothing wrong. >> i did nothing wrong, alec. >> baldwin said he wanted to press c...

Dolphins coaches asked incognito to, quote, toughen up martin after he missed a voluntary workout in the off season and the offensive oaf ended up taking it a bit too far. and then there is this psa they play before every home game urging fans to behave themselves. >> im richie incognito. on the field players call me overly aggressive. off the field and on the croquet lawn, i am quite civilized. while in the stadium, we appreciate you being loud and proud for the dolphins, but be respectful and ...

Taxes in seven of his eight years of presidency and tripling the federal budget deficit. maybe this ronald reagan chap is not so bad after all. [laughing] greg? >> talking paper, what do you expect? guess what, people, it is time for another segment we like to call -- >> is our friend charlie the next chris farly? our supposedly drug free hero made a call to dan patrick during his fox sports radio show. there in, a real word, charlie praised his new found sobriety, discussed his desire to reco...