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And even his substitute chamber pot is a 1 percenter. new york observer contributor dana vachon. and he is a talking paper who is out of shaper. our new york times correspondent, good to see you, pinch. >> republican candidate mitt romney admits his gaps are ending his campaign. he walked over on to an aids back so he could get to his already running bentley and he raced to a meeting at the four seasons. ♪ all the news thats fient to print -- thats fit to print, yeah ♪ >> that did not happen...

Spring. it is lori rothman. and he is a stupid talking paper. our "new york times" cory spawn department. >> -- correspondent. >> and they write why america should give guantanamo back to cuba on the 10th birthday. or to put it another day, micorn -- [speaking spanish]. loosely translated, my heart is big and full of sun, much like pre jenny craig jennifer hudson. doesnt really pertain to gitmo, but thats all of the spanish i know. >> i am impressed. i >>- q. i am impressed. >> you know many lan...

I am here with fox newschannel anchor patti ann browne. we call her pab. and he is should sharp he can no longer date he mow feel yaks. screw you, chris who is soon to be leaving us. he puts the ease in disease. it is my repulsive sidekick, bill schulz. and all of his bones are funny bones. yes, he has osteoporosis. sitting next to me, comedian dan coder. and subscriptions taper because he is a stupid talking paper. it is our "new york times" correspondent. good to see you, pinch. >> today they ...

Guilfoyle -- it is kim -- kimberly guilfoyle. and his giant mutant like wits require their own green room and massage table. paul mecurio. if you havent bought his latest cd, you probably wont. >> buy it. buy it. >> and he is dressed like little orphan annie, ie, a chicago white sox player, bill schulz. and she knows businesslike it is nobodys business, sitting is nobodys business, sitting gerri willis. and it is a stupid talking paper, our "new york times" correspondent. good to see you, pinch....

>> okay, talking paper. we are no longer speaking to each other. herman cane is coming and i am talking to a paper. >> sorry to down grade later. so, does hanky need a spanky? apparently espn thinks so promptly pulling hank william juniors monday night football sequence because of comments on president obama and hitler on mondays fox and friends. see for yourself, see for yourselfers. >> what didnt you like about it? it was pivotal moment. >> it would be like hitler playing golf with netanyahu...

The lonely day, there is no point. >> okay, handsome. >> i dont know what kind of game you are playing, but if you dont want to talk about how it is cheer up the lonely day, start the show. >> maybe i will. thats a great idea. >> go away. >> you go away. lets welcome our guests. she is so hot that the sun has just turned in its two week notice. she can do a better job than the sun. i am here with courtney friel. she is so sharp that sharp cheddar is now called dev oo re cheddar. and it is bill...

A crime. and the word literally means literally. why keep you in suspense? it was debbie shultz. all this and pornography coming up in the show. back to you. >> see you at half time. >> lets welcome our guests. i am here with kailey. she is so hot the miami heat is changing their name to the miami mcnanee. which is hard to say. and he uses thompsons water seal as lip balm. his latest cd is image makeover. that is a good one. and he spends his holidays passed out in a prison cell. it is my repuls...

>> i love museums. it provides food for thought and a feast for the eyes. sometimes i sit on the floor and i draw. >> if only you would use actual ink, you would tot get kicked out. >> this is the vision in white. she is so hot that kids use her to fry insects. well he is funnier than a bag of clown toes and that is funny at least to me, but not to the clowns without toes. it is ryan reece. and he gave birds the bill flu. it is bill shultz. and he knows current events like i know furry events. s...

Politics as bill knows fleas and its our new york times correspondent, good to see you again pinch. >> michael sheerer, said huckabee hadnt told them he would run, races suspicion he wouldnt run. if he does run, i wont be endorsing him. ha-ha-ha. you can take that one to the talking paper, pink. >> all right. yeah. he bolstered the bur burqua. a stash of pornography was found in bin ladens hideout, which wasnt a hideout. they grabbed personal computers, thumb drives, and officials say theyd clea...