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>> no, i wont. thats not my job. >> well then, thats the last time i search for meaning with you. >> good, get lost. >> lets welcome our guests. i am here with author imogen lloyd webber. she talks funny. and the former british soldier who runs charities for orphanages and veterans. he also talks funny. and bill shultz, a man barely alive. and joe devito who speaks quite well. and he is a talking paper who gets the vapors. what up, pinch? >> thanks, greg. our room for debate section asks the fol...

Haircut. >> and he is not not a talking paper. good to see pinch. >> they write about how a bad economy inspired a number of new plays on broadway that feature working class characters. isnt every working class guy a character? i like when they wear their dungarees. >> i believe they are called jeans now. >> dungarees. denim. >> shut up. he has been banned from cannes. yes, the danish director has been tossed out of the french film fest after a bizarre hitler-friendly press conference on wedne...

>> not what you think. their mission is toen able all -- to enable all people to be caring citizens. >> thats what i meant. >> why dont i believe you? >> dont believe everything you read. >> i know what i saw. >> lets not bring it up. lets welcome our guest. she is the author of a new book called "outnumbered." she is so bright she needs sunglasses to look in a mirror. i like that one. she is funnier than a clown car full of did mimes. thats -- dead mimes. thats penny to me. and gum scrapes bi...

Lets welcome our guests. she keeps them smiling on long island. i am here with lauren sevant. she is so hot that people are instructed to stop, drop and roll when coming into contact with her because shes like fire. and she is funnier than a woopie cushion made of clown flesh. i would like to welcome a first time guest. hello there. and his nose has seen more lines than the dmv. it is my repulsive sidekick, bill shultz. and his devastating good looks were blamed for the drool flood of 1997. sitt...

Island. i am here with lauren sevant. she is so hot that people are instructed to stop, drop and roll when coming into contact with her because shes like fire. and she is funnier than a woopie cushion made of clown flesh. i would like to welcome a first time guest. hello there. and his nose has seen more lines than the dmv. it is my repulsive sidekick, bill shultz. and his devastating good looks were blamed for the drool flood of 1997. sitting next to me is mike baker, former cia operative and t...

Taxes in seven of his eight years of presidency and tripling the federal budget deficit. maybe this ronald reagan chap is not so bad after all. [laughing] greg? >> talking paper, what do you expect? guess what, people, it is time for another segment we like to call -- >> is our friend charlie the next chris farly? our supposedly drug free hero made a call to dan patrick during his fox sports radio show. there in, a real word, charlie praised his new found sobriety, discussed his desire to reco...

Called french friles. yes. and there is -- yes. you do. there is bill shults. his face is a bar stool. and sitting next to me, jesse joyce, funnier than a drunken clown roasting a keeblerelf over charred smurfs and good to see you again, you lousy of paper. >> hey. no two first time viewers. im a talking paper. saying things in the ivory tower made from republican tears. >> well done. >> yes. >> couldnt find anything? >> no. snow day. >> i understand. >> do you? >> as you know, earth day was thu...

Basically she is an underachiever. she is so stunning captain kirk sets tis laser to brooke. and what is that smell? it must be my repulsive sidekick, bill shultz. he is held together with twine and gum. and sitting next to me remy spencer. she is so cute that 9 out of 10 ket 10s choose her over yarn. you should be proud. and he tries to act hip, but runs a sinking ship. and it is our new york times correspondent. hi, you ball of trash. >> check out the cochella festival. apparently it is a musi...