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>> your point is well taken. all are your points, that -- where is heck is the advanced team? isnt that what theyre supposed to do? right? make sure no one has a gun over there, make sure anyone close to the president has been vetted? i guess it has to go further than making sure he can sign. did anyone frisk him? >> they cant find the company that they hired him from. they have no idea where he is. >> to say this, when you go to countries like this, they have a difficult time getting this. the ...

Fill in your own thing. heres what well do here. get covered because -- and ill read some of these. i want to hear what you have to say. hit me up on facebook and twitter, right there. let me nope what you think. >> i love that. >> bob, closed caption guy says youre next. >> okay. first of all, i want to congratulate or colleague, one of the best articles in the "washington post" ive ever seen and fairly conservative, conservative network. congratulations. >> that was the point of the article, t...

Drive and kill four people, wound the -- severely injure another, and not have any consequences to that. >> i dont know if we can adequately convey, greg, how outrageous it is in words. he was on valium, four people dead. -- four people with him. four dead and others injured. is this the worst failing of a judge youve ever seen? >> its bizarre. in a weird way as parents you want to provide for your kid every kind of advantage that they can have is in life, and now theyre saying,s that could be r...

In russia he is dead, but he is doing fine. tom, this is an amazing story to me. it could be the story of the year. >> it is a heartwarming story. >> why is it a heartwarming story? >> i dont think this guy meant anything wrong. i think he is a fine guy. they asked him to get up on the stage. ii dont even think he knows what sign language is or it is a language or there are deaf people in the world. he has seen a lot of speeches and there is always somebody next to the guy going like this. so th...

I could have won i think. >> just to clarify too many or too few women? >> okay. >> you are proving my point because we need more. >> the "time" editors are not aware that the pope is against gay marriage. if they knew that he wouldnt have won. the most sig -- significant person is a bad guy or somebody who starts a war or the president of the united states who influences the news. everybody likes pope francis, but he was not the latest in the news seek kill. it should have been snowden. not onl...

Congratulations. >> that was not. that was the article. not on either side of the political spectrum. >> way to read it. >> like her. >> it was a great piece. she deserves it. >> lets go to more important -- not more important but -- dont ask me to do this promo stuff again man. all right. im doing it. theres a 16-year-old kids from quebec thats in canada which is in new jersew jersey. listen to this guy do the elvis impersonation. >> have a blue christmas without you. ill be so blue just thinki...

Forget tomorrow. "time" picked pope francis and why pick gods guy? francis has changed the tone and perception of the catholic church. stressing passion over condemnation on hot button issues like abortion, gays and contraception. tom, you claim to be a catholic. was the pope a good choice? >> wow, the press is now worried about the catholic church all of a sudden. they are worried about what the pope was say. >> didnt he win person the year one year? well the thing is i think we can all agree t...

He is in a tank top and it is not hiding the flesh -- fleshy growth of his stomach. tatum was helping to save the white house from a mercinary attack leaving the question whether the disappearance poses a threat to americas national security. this has been a fox news alert and now back to short guy and panel already in progress. >> where did that come from? has there been any updates in the last four seconds? >> there have not been any updates since i read that, no. >> just checking. >> if there...

Now the gay guys are getting married and they are losing the abs. it is over. >> sad day. >> it is a sad day. except channing tatum is not gay. >> but the gay guys love him, right? >> i wouldnt know. >> who on this show loves channing tatum? i have talked about this guy so much on this show and i have never seen him in a movie. every time i am here we talk about him. >> you know why? he is an icon. i like him. he is the strong, sigh lept type. she not afraid to show his feelings while breaking s...

>> look, i think he looks fine. like a boxer -- >> priorities. >> at this point, you know what -- >> i am giving up. >> tom, here is my theory. i have a theory. abs are on the way out. day tunnel is a -- tatum is a trend setter and he knows. he is transitioning into a new body. it will be great. >> do you know why abs are on the way out? gay marriage. now that they can marry they dont have to worry about abs. it was the gay influence that people were so into abs. >> it is not the dumbest theory....