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Trumps name tattooed on his neck, because he explained its the one place where people cant mess with it. I put this on my front yard, they will vandalize my house. I put a sticker on my truck, they will screw up my truck. Come vandalize me. Thats all ive got. Tom makes sense. [laughter] he probably displays the ink proudly. A little old ladies are like, i love my 40. It will be like that, you got this. Oh, my lord. Tom i have no idea what hes saying, but i love it. Goober sees a lot of himself i...

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Hitha, you said if you were in trouble you wouldnt count these guys to save you. yeah, your name is p25 >> what does that mean! your name is andy, what does that mean? >> i would encounter those guys to save you. >> because of my former name? >> i just say things. >> i think they are gentlemen. >> when you put it that way, who doesnt love an old-fashioned german? theyve got hats, monocles. >> they arent going to come over and pick me up and pick me up from a collapsing world. >> they arent super...

Yeah. hitha, you said if you were in trouble you wouldnt count these guys to save you. yeah, your name is p25 >> what does that mean! your name is andy, what does that mean? >> i would encounter those guys to save you. >> because of my former name? >> i just say things. >> i think they are gentlemen. >> when you put it that way, who doesnt love an old-fashioned german? theyve got hats, monocles. >> they arent going to come over and pick me up and pick me up from a collapsing world. >> they arent...