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July 7, 2024
city cab the truth is im lucky to be alive because of the driving and this town is psychotic. new york is the only city in th world where you signal after youve made it to the next lane. anywhere else in america if you want to go left to put on your blinker like youre going left. if you do that here they block you. instead you have to go left in then you put on your blinker like hot hot. i made it. the other thing you need to kno about me as i grew up in an era where late-night comedy ...
June 18, 2024
Trumps name tattooed on his neck, because he explained its the one place where people cant mess with it. I put this on my front yard, they will vandalize my house. I put a sticker on my truck, they will screw up my truck. Come vandalize me. Thats all ive got. Tom makes sense. [laughter] he probably displays the ink proudly. A little old ladies are like, i love my 40. It will be like that, you got this. Oh, my lord. Tom i have no idea what hes saying, but i love it. Goober sees a lot of himself i...
April 17, 2017
Is barbaric. everybody on this couch troubles a ton. i would be offered any upgrade, im not saying we have to wear top payouts, monocles, drink martinis prayed about it would be a nice upgrade. i think this is totally the culmination. and i know that sandra disagrees with me. your debate is that if they have had too much on them. >> they are businesses, they are trying to run a business. >> we will watch it. one day it makes a trend. >> trump won on law and order. >> people whose memories are sh...
January 29, 2017
Hitha, you said if you were in trouble you wouldnt count these guys to save you. yeah, your name is p25 >> what does that mean! your name is andy, what does that mean? >> i would encounter those guys to save you. >> because of my former name? >> i just say things. >> i think they are gentlemen. >> when you put it that way, who doesnt love an old-fashioned german? theyve got hats, monocles. >> they arent going to come over and pick me up and pick me up from a collapsing world. >> they arent super...
January 28, 2017
Yeah. hitha, you said if you were in trouble you wouldnt count these guys to save you. yeah, your name is p25 >> what does that mean! your name is andy, what does that mean? >> i would encounter those guys to save you. >> because of my former name? >> i just say things. >> i think they are gentlemen. >> when you put it that way, who doesnt love an old-fashioned german? theyve got hats, monocles. >> they arent going to come over and pick me up and pick me up from a collapsing world. >> they arent...