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these sitcom characters. theyre your friends. >> i dont think its going to pivot anymore. >> you think? >> they were purely selfish and purely immature. >> are you still master of your domain? >> im queen of the castle. >> you hope that youll have those kinds of relationships in your life. >> tonight is about celebrating our enduring weekend as friends, nay, family. >> good to see you too, girl. where you going? carnival? >> your friends, sometimes thats more family than the people tha...

gratification. you kick the door in guns blazing and whatever happens happens. >> stop that, hes not my dad. >> sketches are a really fun way to talk about the culture with a quick turnaround. and i sketch you are satirizing life. >> satirizing. >> no, satirizing. >> my brain hurts. >> when you know people are improvising you are on the edge of your seats. >> everything you see tonight is being made up on the spot, we cant stress it enough. where is my mother? >> you have to go for it,...

the tables have turned. >> the idea that jokes arent funny, its still very much a thing. >> there are some people who cant get their heads around what they dont know. >> i said i wanted to be a comedian, she said, maybe its better if you just died. >> i think they thought of women as a different species. >> for view ladies are capable of being a comedian, so everybody sticks by them. heres somebody that thinks they do it. >> this is a great argument that women are doing much better wor...

>> i dont think its going to pivot anymore. >> you think?! >> they were purely selfish and purely immature. >> are you still master of your domain? >> im queen of the castle. >> you hope that youll have those kinds of relationships in your real life. >> tonight is about celebrating our enduring bonds as friends, nay, family. >> good to see you, too, girl. where you going? carnival? ha! >> your friends. sometimes thats more family than the people that youre related to. >> somethings bot...

here, too. further east for eastern england, well, blue sky and sunshine as you can see from our weather watcher picture from stunning kent. but even here, the clouds will increase through the afternoon and there will also be possibly outbreaks of light patchy rain and drizzle from our weather front that is gradually continuing eastwards. it will eventually clear overnight tonight. forthe it will eventually clear overnight tonight. for the rest of the day, still further outbreaks of ra...

Newsroom. Hi, everyone. Im Jessica Dean In Washington and we begin this afternoon with breaking news. The white house saying President Biden just wrapped up a phone call with israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu that call coming just days after the president sayyed in aid package, including 26 billion for israel. And as biden faces increased pressure to end the war, amid big protests College Campuses all across the country. Cnns Priscilla Alvarez is joining us now from the white house with ...

Thank you so much for joining me this saturday. Im fredericka witfield. We begin with the historic autoworkers strike, now in its second full day. Negotiators for the carmakers and the union are expected to be back at the Bargaining Table Today. For the first time ever, workers are striking at plants for General Motors, ford and stellantis at the same time. The carmakers say despite big profits in recent years, the raises being demanded would drive them out of business. President biden weighing ...

federal gun charge by end of this month, that is what david weiss team said yesterday. this is a month after the first sons sweetheart deal fell apart. he would have served time for buying a gun in 2018 and that charge could land him 10 years behind bars. house republicans are demanding hunters legal team hand over all information on the collapsed plea deal and failure to present the documents could call for hunter to testify before congress. alejandro mayorkas and merrick garland are ...

assaulted in the library by a fellow student while i was wearing an american israeli flag and having my attacker roam freely throughout the campus. >> bill: remarkable testimony. jewish students accusing colleges of ignoring rampant anti-semitism. the presidents of three american universities trying to defend themselves on the hill. lawmakers not buying it. thats where we start today midweek. its wednesday, bill hemmer. good morning to you. >> dana: im dana perino and this is "americas...

jim jimenez. sara and john are off. the israeli war cabinet is announcing that they will be gathering this morning, and voting on a deal to get the israeli hostages released by hamas in exchange for palestinian prisoners in israel. an announcement could come as soon as today about the culmination of this. and the number of hostages could be significant. a u.s. official says this is the closest they have been to a deal since the terror group kidnapped the innocent civilians in the oct...