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Shock of a lifetime while recording a rainbow that and by the water in her house. Finally a sea of red. Thousands turning out for tomato battle. Thats 120,000 pounds of ripe tomatoes strewn around. Fox friends starts right now. Good morning, it is thursday august 28th. Im elisabeth hasselbeck. We begin with a fox news alert. A plot against america. Just weeks before 9 11, officials confirming an increase of jihadi terror talk. Will the president rush to act . Maybe. But first hes got another mee...

Excused, excuse me. The one and only Televised Senate debate between incumbent Mitch Mcconnell and the challenger europe has been excussed. That will do it for way too early. Morning joe starts right now. He hits it into the right. Its in the corner. Game over no way. Willie the cardinals came back . Walkoff home run. Youre kidding me. I went to sleep last night. My lord. Game is tied up in the top of the ninth with a wild pitch as they were trying to put it away. Unbelievable. How late was this...

To mark the 50th anniversary of our relationship, this is a hybrid of breeds native to singapore and hawaii, where the president was born, most of us believe. A trump joke there from the Prime Minister of singapore at a state dinner last night. That will do it for me on way too early. Morning joe starts right now. I want you to know something, i come to work every day wanting to start the show with something other than donald trump. And yet every day more words come out of his face. Where to beg...

Hi, friends. Good morning, its sunday, the 15th of may, 2016. Horror on the highway when a charter bus flips over, killing eight people on board and injuring more than 40 others. The dramatic details and the new video coming in. And then the New York Times goes after donald trump with a hit piece about the ladies and the rest of the media pounce. Think theyll do the same for bill and Hillary Clinton . Dont hold your breath. And a Charity Group that helps Homeless Veterans is being pushed out for...

Its no wonder more People Choose delta than any other airline. Monday monday i would have loved to seen that tape. Should we do more to get that information in the future, thats a question i want. We found out by one phone call. You guys have a whole legal department. Okay, you know that things are not going well when you lose the moral high grounds to a tmz reporter. The single greatest reaction to the entire Goodell Press Conference came from wide receiver sidney rice who wrote simply boo this...

What should be number one on his immigration plan . Log on to have that conversation with me. It is keeptalking. Fox friends starts right now with elisabeth. Shes back. Good morning. It is friday, november 14, 2014. Im Elisabeth Hasselbeck. A fox news alert for you now. Breaking overnight, a military base is under attack. Two Navy Officers were hurt trying to take down an armed man. We have the breaking details for you in just moments. And first he called americans stupid and now hes bragging ab...

Hardball with Chris Matthews is next. Would trump dump ryan . Lets play hardball. Good evening. Im Chris Matthews in california where ill speak at the institute for public policy. Did donald trump say ill fight every man in the house for a dollar . Not yet but hes ready to fight the speaker of the house and not worried about party unity. Does the party have to be together . Im different perhaps than anybody thats run for office. I dont think so. I have to stay true to my principles, also and im ...

Fox friends starts next. They have a special guest. You need to stick around because the beach boys are on the plaza. Doing a little shagging with the beach boys. Have a good weekend. Good morning. It is friday, august 15. Police making a big announcement in the ferguson, missouri, shooting case. In a few hours the Police Officers name will be released but is that safe . We are live with the latest developments this morning. Two girls kidnapped in broad daylight have been found alive. How they e...

Now, i kind of think that if youre going to get paid 250,000 for a speech, it must be a brilliant speech. [ cheers and applause ] it must be an earthshattering speech. Written in shakespearean prose. [ cheers and applause ] [ crowd chanting bernie ] and if that speech is so great, i think the American People have the right to hear it. [ cheers and applause ] whoa. Um. Mika, what a massive crowd in new york city last night. Something that Hillary Clinton is going to have to get used to seeing ove...

Threehour show. Good morning on this monday, september 26th, to 16. Im ainsley earhardt. After insults and campaign stops, Hillary Clinton and donald trump are set to go forward with the first debate. How are they preparing . Theyre live on campus. As the tweet reads. Why do i sudden i feel like im at a let the mind games begin. Donald trump may have threate d threatened former mistress in the front row. But Hillary Clinton is adding another mowing up, mark cuban to taunt trump. Will it work . W...