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And finally the ugly. Have you ever seen that big . No, never. I think thats two guys in an alligator suit. Thats a reallife alligator suit. Fox friends starts now. Good morning to you and your family. It is tuesday, may 31st. Im ainsley earhardt. Outrage mounting over the cincinnati zoos decision to shoot and kill a gorilla to save a little boys life. The zoo is now doubling down on its decisions as celebrities are expressing outrage and a memorial day vigil is held in the gorilla as honor. The...

One to take you through this . Im chris matthews, thanks for watching. Trump. What do we want . Trump. Trump is right, and americans know hes right. Ladies and gentlemen. I dont think he can become president of the United States. I dont think its mathematically possible. I am officially running. This guy is saying what people are thinking. For president of the United States and we are going to make our country great again. Hes tapped into the e let trit that is angry with the economy. I will be ...

1. 7 million. People stealing foods out of a bird feeder caught. This worked like a charm. Good morning. It is wednesday, august 20. Im elisabeth hasselbeck. We begin with a fox news alert. They are calling it a message to america. Isis terrorists beheading an american journalist. As far as brutality goes, these people are just butchers. Isis not stopping there. They are threatening to kill another american. Meanwhile, its thent view we never thought we would replay. This is james foley after he...

Watch as the precocious monkey distract owners and ran off with 200. On that note, fox friends starts now. Have a great day. Good morning to you and to your family. Its monday, brian. Did i scare you . I think i scared brian. Its june 6th. Im ainsley earhardt. Donald trump taking from all sides this morning for attacking the judge in his Trump University case. This is one of the worst mistakes trump has made and i think its inexcusable. First of all, this judge was born in indiana. He is an amer...

A suspected drunk driver lost control and went airborne trying to escape police. That will do it. That will get messed up. Thats for sure. Thanks for joining us today. Fox and friends starts right now. Bye. Well, good morning to you and your family. It is thursday, its september 8th. Im ainsley earhardt. Breaking news. A jetblue passenger arrested for trying to light a packed plane on fire. What were just learning this morning. Then Hillary Clinton gets confronted by a veteran about trust. How c...

[national anthem] hey, friends, good morning. Its saturday, the 18th 6 june, 2016. Im anna kooiman, this is fox friends. Brand new pressure on the family of omar mateen, including his wife as new details reveal what really went down in the weeks leading down that dreadful attack. Donald trump says its easy to stop the next terror attack. If some of those wonderful people had guns strapped right here, right to their waist and this son of a [bleep] comes out and starts shooting. [cheers and applau...

[national anthem] good morning, it is saturday, the 11th of june, 2016. Im anna kooiman and this is a fox news alert. Breaking overnight, chaos at a nightclub as a young singer gets gunned down in her prime right outside her concert. The victim a contestant on the hit show the voice the late breaking details straight ahead. And then the president ial race a war of words between Hillary Clinton and donald trump. Here is some of it. I want to run against her badly, but its really unfair no, its re...

Truly a synthesis of everything. A great coherence, many similarities between the two. He only met her i think once. He did, yes. During the senate of bishops. And when asked about that encounter, he replied, Mother Teresa said what she said she was going say. If she had been my superior, i would have been scared. No mailing address, no phone or fax. Nowadays actually Everybody Knows how to reach her. Shes very easily reached. Didnt you love that returning by pope francis in his holiday to the i...

Photo on facebook. A feud between two neighbors goes out of control after one man bulldozed the others home. It was because of an ongoing feud. That makes more sense. Thats pretty bad for the ugly. Fox friends starts right now. Bye. Good morning to you and your family. Its wednesday, september 7th. Im ainsley earhardt. Another benghazi bombshell for Hillary Clinton. Did her team try to manipulate the questions that she would be asked in that first congressional hearing . This morning we may find...

Choice but i cannot stand donald trump with all my heart. [ cheers ] i got to walk down to trump supporter here. Gabriel, you said you wanted to vote for trump because of his tax policies. I like how hes going to bring the economy back on 35 and we are going to get jobs back for america and hes going to make America Great again. I am going to snap chat. Hey, halie, you want a selfie stick . Oh, good. Hi everybody, it is good to have you with me. Ha ha halie jackson is hanging out with the kids. ...