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Yesterdays New York Times had a 5,000word story with a front page headline crossing the line trumps private conduct with women. And the times emailed a news alert donald trump has repeatedly unnerved women in private encounters over 40 years. Here is the thing, New York Times, im not saying that donald trump objectifying women for 40 years isnt a story, its been a story for 40 years. The special report . Not that special. Generally speaking the banner headline on the front page is like reserved ...

Event in wisconsin, before heading over to michigan for another event later in the day. Thats it for us, im alex witt alongside louis burgdorf. Morning joe starts right now. Say this is the thing i learned. This is the thing i learned. I learned a lot of things in life. Say less, right . Talk less. Listen more . Less is more. Thats why i suspect donald trump so much when he said yesterday, i know a lot of stuff about this woman, but im not going to say anything, right . Brevity. My statue when i...

You are. According to this blogger saying the cameras selfie mode automatically air brushes your pictures. The filter is set on filter 8 cleared away her freckles. No, im on her side. Fox friends starts now. Bye. Good morning to you and to your family. It is june 28th. Im ainsley. What we just learned about the phony video blamed for the death of those four american heroes right there. Then stunning new claims from Hillary Clintons former secret Service Agent about how she was when she was first...

Hes not wanting that. You know ive got to check out that hug, utilizing nfls replay technology. Lets see. All right, hes walking in. There you go. Now the frenchnow, the french president goes with the open hands. I just want to touch hands. Keep it at this distance. Kerry says [ bleep ] that come on baby. Bring it in. Oh, were bros. Now the french president is saying, ive had enough. No. All right. Im done. Im done. Hollande tries to get out. Watch kerry says i tell you what, though i am never l...

Jamie emailed us and said chris kyle took an oath to defend the constitution of the United States. Time to dismiss the p. C. Garbage. If it were not for brave men like chris kyle the antigovernment groups would not be able to speak out. Good morning. It is tuesday, january 13. Im elisabeth hasselbeck. The white house under fire for not addressing the extremism head on. In fact, they wont say the i word. It is not the only extremism we face. So were going to focus on all different kinds. Is that ...

He said im ready to take on crooked Hillary Clinton. So is his twitter account. What would we do without donald Trump Twitter the race is still too close to call in kentucky. Wee stay on top of that. Fox friends starts right now. Bye. Good morning to you and your family. It is wednesday, may 18th. Im ainsley earhardt. A photo finish in kentucky, the primary between Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton, it is still too close to call. Bernie sanders says hes not going home any time soon. Meanwhile, ...

[ crowd chanting bernie ] i grew up in brooklyn. [ cheers and applause ] the American Dream was alive and well. My dad came to this country from poland at the age of 17, didnt have a nickel in his pocket. Together we are going to create an economy that works for all of us, for the elderly, the children, the sick, the poor, the middleclass and the working families of this country, not just the 1 . [ cheers and applause ] just incredible. Bernie sanders last night in new york city and bernie has a...

Witt and louis burgdorf. Morning joe starts right now. He was asked one more time. Where was president obama born . And he still wouldnt say hawaii. Wouldnt say hawaii. He still wouldnt say america. This man wants to be our next president . When will he stop this ugliness, this bigotry . Hsillary clinton speaking lat knight at a galla for the congressional spanish Caucus Institute as the birther issue takes new twists and turns. Good morning, everyone. Its friday, september 16th. Welcome to morn...

Party on october 10th. That means two nuclear bomb test, 15 or 16 missile tests and possibly two rocket launches just this year. Thanks very much for that report. That is it for me. Thanks very much for watching. Im wolf blitzer. Erin Burnett Outfront start right snow. Federal charges against rahami. Was he radicalized in afghanistan and pakistan. And did donald trump use money in his foundation to settle his own business lawsuits . Im going to ask his campaign busy manag manager. Lets go outfro...

Live edition of special report, 11 00 p. M. Eastern time. Wrapping up all the days politics. A look at the general election, too. Please join us then. Greta goes on the record right now. This is a fox news alert. It is are in near over. Secretary Hillary Clinton scratching for every vote as she struggles in coal country to take on the never giving up senator Bernie Sanders. West virginia polls closing in 30 minutes and g. O. P. Rumblings from senator ted cruz even though he just got out of the r...