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>> welcome to a special edition of jesse walkers prime time. im rachel campos-duffy, and im in for jesse. bidens cabinet met with the mexican president today. s cabinethe meeting was closed e press and bidens team didnt talk to reportermeeting s or hod a press conference. but we know that the mexicanepos president wants america to send even more money to mexico and other latiesidennxico american countries. money to fund the governments that keep sendind otg illegal migrants to america....

elizabeth i has been played by some movie greats, from bette davis tojudi dench to cate blanchett. but for millions of television viewers in the 1970s, the role was defined by one actor — glenda jackson. she played a queen, a king, and a real part in politics. i am not only a queen, walsingham, i am a tanner and a tinsmith, a collier and a shepherd. how will my trades prosper if you have your war with spain? bailey. maam. the fleet is to be dismissed. madam, i must warn you that... n...

..sporting greats, political trailblazers. .. order, order! order. ..and household names on both the big and small screens. all men are fools. and what makes them so is having beauty like what i have got. theyve been part of our shared experience, woven into the storylines and soundtracks of our lives. good evening and thank you forjoining us. welcome to the new series... what made their lives so extraordinary? the lasting legacies of lives well lived. elizabeth i has been played by so...

happy tuesday, everyone.ho i >> i am tom shillue in for greg gutfeld, who im told is busy fighting extradition. >> so before we get to the n the news, i thought it might be appropriate to look at someeo of the new years resolutions from some famous names and facees ands. for example, president joe biden. his new years resolution. >> continue to cheat death. so hunter biden find that byt en left somewhere in the whitvee house. commander the dog eat more salads and fewer service agents. ...

political trailblazers. .. order, order! order. ..and household names on both the big and small screens. all men are fools. and what makes them so is having beauty like what i have got. laughter theyve been part of our shared experience, woven into the storylines and soundtracks of our lives. good evening and thank you forjoining us. welcome to the new series... applause what made their lives so extraordinary? the lasting legacies of lives well lived. elizabeth i has been played by som...

and so she didnt allow people to call me stupid or any of the words that lots of people had to deal with. i know im talking a lot about my mum, but i... i was very blessed to have the woman that i had as a mother because she was just odd enough to recognise the oddity in her child. and that was kind of groovy. i read that you left school very early, before you were supposed to... yes. ..so how were you educated? i was educated all over the place. i made a deal because i couldnt take hi...

to a conclusion. you do one term and they reverse it when they come in, you cant have it be reversed. you got to have the ability. he cant be prideful, cant be just about you. >> desantis saying i get eight years, he get four. you dont need for and you dont need, you need six months. within six months -- [applause] >> the fact that he had the third most deaths of any state having to do with the china virus or covid, even cuomo did better, he was number four. >> his whole family moved t...

have the latest on that will come back to verify live. lets return straightaway to our story because both cad and moscow blame each other for the breach of that damn. meanwhile, people downstream of the dam are having to flee advancing floodwaters while those others have lost access to safe drinking water. let me just show you some of the latest pictures that we are getting from the region, because right throughout the day we have been seeing the rising waters. we have also seen in ter...

along with jessica tarlov, charlie hurt, and jimmy failla, its 5:00 p.m. in new york city and this is "the five." give us your poor, your tired, and your federal money. at the leaders of three sanctuary cities are begging president biden to shower them with some cold hard tax paying funded cash as they wind their hearts out over the big texas governor busting illegals to their doorsteps. >> you cannot continue to do the federal governments job. they must take the lead and lead on the h...

♪ >> hello, america. i am jimmy fay locke, king of late-night and greg bashes my wardrobe a lot, but i am like greg, i cant broke legs from we have a great show for you tonight with a panel. it is friday, the tradition on gutfeld as we open with leftovers but seeing is its th last episode of 2023 the producers agreed to let me shar my final thoughts on the year i its okay with you. >> to be honest 2023 was a bit of a dumpster fire, but it did teach us a lot of things for instance, it...