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donald trump, the gingerbread man. although the title may seem like a hilarious comedy, this is hardly a laughing matter. in fact, this is not inspired by real events, but rather based on actual occurrences and real facts. now, in 2023, donald trump, the former president of the united states, and the current front-runner for the republican nomination, was indicted 4 times. he was charged with 91 felony counts, he set for 2 trials, was hit with a multi million dollar civil verdict, and ...

>> hello, everyone, i amwith kennedy, along with jessica tarlov, katie pavlich, and big jim fail out, its 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." give us your poor, your tired, and your federal money, the leaders of three sanctuary cities areng begging president biden to shower themts with some cold hard taxpayer-funded cash.h as and they wind their hearts out over the big bad texas governor busting illegals to their doorsteps.rnoreps. >> we cannot continue to do the federal gov...

good evening. happy holidays. welcome to "the beat." i am ari melber. ill be joining you the next two hours for a special holiday edition of "the beat." donald trump has a criminal trial problem. he has several trials looming in 2024. thats where we begin tonight. well do it a little different for the holidays. former federal prosecutor joyce vance with me to start the show. were looking at this legal heat coming up. i want to get into this with you, joyce, but first show you and viewe...

hey there, everyone. im alex witt at nbc world headquarters here in new york city. our top stories this hour, we are awaiting a key meeting that could be critical in helping the crisis on the southern border, as,000 more migrants begin their long journey north. secretary blinken and other officials plan to how old talks with mexicos president. were look at whats at stake as resources are stretched to the limits. tension in the west bank after a new israeli drone attack kills six pale...

homeland security head south as thousands of people travel across mexico in hopes of reaching the u.s. victory for donald trump. he can appear in michigans primary ballot. when a means for the 2024 presidential election. could it went wintry weather impact your new years plan? we will have the forecast. the important warning about kratom, supplement people are using to treat anxiety. fda saying it can be addicting and deadly. >> they are salient like his coffee or tea. >> a-listers try...

you bullied that boy. >> one of the most recognizable faces on daytime television. >> nobody tells me who to put on my show, including you. >> is calling it quits. >> dr. phil, dr. phil! >> tonight, before dr. phil leaves the studio, hes sitting down with us. >> dr. phil, welcome. >> to talk about his 20 years as the on-call doc for on-camera drama. >> who do you get along with? >> just as the surgeon general releases a report on the harms of social media -- >> it is urgent that we tak...

hostage actually died in the october 7th attack, and his body is still in gaza. newly uncovered recordings reveal then-president trump pressured michigan election officials not to certify results in the 2020 election. >> it seems to be a lot higher, a lot faster, earlier in the season. >> major: the cdc warning of an increase in flu cases. how you can protect yourself and your family this holiday season. and we are "on the road," with one man giving the gift of compassion. >> this is a...

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gum. dont worry, the big guy is okay, the white house said the biden got sabotage, a sandbag at the air force academy graduation today but the presidents bigger problems to deal with like is nonexistent, campaign strategy. >> mr. president, how is your reelection campaign going. nothing the campaign trail yet. his artificial campaign rally. greg: but is also avoiding debate stage is breaking the heart of a guy, from boston screco after james midweek, yes, that is vendor break, went vir...

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