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on the east coast, 8:00 in los angeles and this is americas late news, fox news at night. >> breaking tonight the supreme court will not consider former president trumps claim that hes immune from prosecution in the 2020 election interference case for now. that decision a big blow to special counsel who wants to keep mr. trumps march trial on track. the chief correspondent jonathan hunt is live with what more this means -- what this decision means and how it could impact the 2024 leeks...

we begin a warning from president biden that sanctions may be imposed on uganda after new anti—homosexuality legislation was signed into law by president yoweri musveeni. in a statement, joe biden said... in the uk, the government also condemned the new law, saying... homosexual acts were already illegal in uganda, but now anyone convicted of having gay sex faces life imprisonment. our north america correspondent david willis told me more about what president biden had to say on the ...

[laughter] im kidding. maybe. happy thursday, everybody. it is a glorious thursday. so lets big question, why are the young liberals so depressed, especially when compared to their righty counterparts? you can see it for yourselves. do these people look like they are having a good day? maybe. if you define a good day as resting your genitals in a bowl of battery acid. dont knock it. what is behind this agony? are they liberals because they are depressed? or are they depressed because t...

conversations from the past month. we begin this morning with a discussion about the potential dangers of a second trump presidency. editor in chief of "the atlantic," jeffrey goldberg, recently joined us to discuss the publications special issue, which features 24 writers each outlining the threats they say a second trump term would pose to the united states and the world. >> we have a lot of writer at "the atlantic" who spent many years covering different aspects of trump and trumpis...

>> major: knows that an israeli american thought to be a hostage died in the october 7th attack and his body is still in gaza. recording then president trump pressured michigan officials not to certify results in the 2020 election. >> it seems to be a lot higher, a lot faster, earlier in the season. >> major: the cdc warning of an increase in flu cases. how you can protect yourself and your family this holiday season. and we are "on the road," with one man giving the gift of compassion...

how we got here, where we heading? >> traveling chief of staff. like, you dont count. >> a lot of the model minority myth was manufactured to divide our communities. >> how many of you have dated white guys? >> race trader. >> we want to make everybody proud, but we dont take enough time to make ourselves proud. >> great to see you, how are you? >> are you comfortable carrying the burden of the words k -- >> houston, texas. it may not be the first city to come to mind when you think of...

25 degrees. lots of dry weather, some sunshine and very little rain in the forecast. of what he says were untruths and tries to change the narrative about his relationship with a younger colleague. what are the questions now for itv? the mother of caroline flack, an itv presenter who took her own life during intense media scrutiny three years ago, tells this programme itv havent learned the lessons since then. they treat them as commodities. and i know its a lovelyjob, and i know that ...

detroit news. apparent recordings of donald trump himself in 2020 allegedly pressuring to election officials in michigan not to sign the certification of joe bidens victory. plus, the special counsel strikes back, urging the supreme court to immediately consider trump immunity claims, as his former lawyer, rudy giuliani files for by cropsey, hours after being ordered to pick election workers for lies he told for trump. will he pay up? giulianis attorneys are here. even more accusations...

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