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♪ [the star-spangled banner] ♪ [the star-spangled banner] rachel: good morning. it is 6:00 a.m. :00 am in new york city and you were just listening to the navy band ceremonial band performing the national anthem. this memorial day weekend, send us your photos and stories of servicemembers who died while serving. you can e-mail email those, friends@foxnews.com. joey is in for pete this morning. joey:he lets the sitting his place on the couch and i said what side do you sit on? i cou...

philip schofield made on his instagram earlier today. he said, "its the same handful of people with a grudge against me or the show who seem to have the loudest voice. this morning is the best show to work on, with the best people. in all the years i worked there there was no toxicity. it is a family of wonderful, talented, kind, hard—working people." this is how the top of the show started this morning. we all know we happen to be in the news at the moment, and of course we apprecia...

for northern ireland, the same across wales. as we head across thursday, a repeat performance. more cloud across northern and eastern areas. furtherwest, cloud across northern and eastern areas. further west, the best of the sunshine. again, the low 20s. we could see temperatures coming down a bit towards the end of the week. always out west we will see the high temperatures, most of the sunshine is we head through friday on the weekend. a little bit cooler and easier towards the east ...

in the uk, the government also condemned the new law, saying... homosexual acts were already illegal in uganda, but now anyone convicted of having gay sex faces life imprisonment. lets speak now to jay mulucha. hes an activist and executive director of an lbtq organisation in uganda. he has stayed up very late to join us on the programme. thank you very much for your time. tell us exactly what the reaction has been so far in uganda. what the reaction has been so far in unanda. . ~ what...

♪ ♪ tom: its the christmas season. which is according to andy williams the most wonderful time of the year. but not everyone is into that and theyre tired of all of the good cheer but would it surprise you to know a new study find that declining invitations to holiday parties is actually good for you. many people say yes to invites when they want to say no. you see theyre afraid their friend will be angry and cross them off future party lists. but researchers found, quote, people t...

we begin this hour in washington where president biden and speaker mccarthy are rallying support for their tentative deal to extend the nations debt. the agreement will likely need votes from both republicans and democrats to pass the house. mccarthy says the vote could come as soon as this wednesday before it heads to the senate. just moments ago, president biden said he is confident this will pass both chambers of congress. >> the speaker and i made it clear from the start that the o...

[cheers and applause] >> greg: yes, yes, yes! happy tuesday everybody. so really it seems 2023 is the year of the protester. they seem to be everywhere blocking traffic, closing bridges, chanting at train stations. but the jokes on them. i travel only by helicopter. but, oh, how they love to delay transportation. who do they think they are, mayor pete? idiots are throwing tomato soup on paintings and super gluing themselves to the wall. remember that knucklehead who glued his hand to a...

take you around the world to ask the tough questions, tackle the big problems and let history be our guide. heres where were headed. >> im certain that the united states of america will not betray us. >> natos secretary general says hes counting on congress to keep funding ukraine and our battle for democracy. >> ukrainians have been able to inflict heavy losses on the russian forces. >> then as tough as it gets. bidens top climate adviser, john kerry, on his high stakes deal making at...

are at 4. the desantis campaign has just released a video making his formal announcement. lets take a look. >> the federal government makes it harder for families to make ends meet. and the president flounders. but decline is a choice. success is attainable, and freedom is worth fighting for. writing the ship requires restoring sanity to our society. normalcy to our communities, and integrity to our institutions. >> truth must be our foundation. and common sense can no longer be an unc...

♪ ♪ tom: its the christmas season. which is according to andy williams the most wonderful time of the year. but not everyone is into that and theyre tired of all of the good cheer but would it surprise you to know a new study find that declining invitations to holiday parties is actually good for you. many people say yes to invites when they want to say no. you see theyre afraid their friend will be angry and cross them off future party lists. but researchers found, quote, people t...