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emergency after a devastating outbreak of tornadoes ripping through the south. at least 23 people are confirmed dead in mississippi and another person was killed in alabama. dozens more are injured and at least four others are still missing. at this hour. many of the deaths happening in the town of rolling fork, mississippi. neighborhoods there were leveled the mayor sharing this bleak assessment of the damage on cnn this morning. when daylight comes, you can get a more visual of what ...

these were homes, neighborhoods , communities and here and elsewhere. the staggering loss of property is secondary. at least 25 people are now confirmed dead in mississippi. another person was killed in alabama for perspective. these past 24 hours have seen more tornado deaths than all of last year. many are just thankful to have survived. mcafee unity. and . thank god were alive, but also were so devastated by the loss. the whole trailer park behind the building is gone and we dont kn...

somebody in power will say something true and is swiftly punished for it. cant have that. its infuriating to watch, but its also if you look at it right, fear him using. these are not sophisticated deceptions for this is not dwight eisenhower planning. this is your five -year-old telling you he never touch the birthday cake. if youre human, you will laugh cake? what cake. its hilarious, the kid has no idea how he relates ticketless years. with that spirit in mind, we ar going to devote...

the devastation. its just were looking at the video. now. its incredible. it is striking jim to see this devastation of close and in person, you know, its not really an exaggeration to say that there is very little of this town that has remained untouched from the tornado that ripped through here on. uh, the buildings that were seeing here throughout the area have been reduced to rubble. there are individuals that we smoke into that dont understand how they got out alive, considering s...

occasionally b somebody in powee will say something true and is swiftly punished for it canits have that. its infuriating to watch, but its infur also, if you look at right, very amusing. these are not sophisticatedcate deceptions. this is not dwight eisenhowerd deg. thily plannin this is your five year old ambling in with frosting on hisy face to tell you he never touch the birthday cake. should that make you mad ?yo of course,ever toubirthday shou mad . but if youre human, you will a...

top of the hour this monday, big day for banks. >> im erica hill, and the president is speaking to americans with a calm an reassuring tone on the heels of two failing banks over the weekend, and sparking concerns about whether it could lead to more. his message with the american banking system is safe. >> all customers who had deposits in these bans ks can rt assured they will be protected and access to their money today. that means that those who bank there and need to make payroll a...

this hour. the supreme court weighs in by kicking the can down the road, the high court temporarily extending access to an abortion drug until 11 59 pm friday night. women and girls and physicians across the us remain in limbo, unsure if the strict new restrictions will severely limit the use of mifid per stone moving forward. not just used for medication abortion also used for women who experience miscarriages or women who are going through menopause . cnns justice correspondent jessi...

world of people wondering whether it is financially sustainable. to support ukraine over the coming years. >> thats why the complaints about it. but >> there you are. ready to tackle this. so this is from congresswoman, marjorie taylor greene. thanks insulting. some other presidents day the president to astros ukraine over america. of course the american people to pay for ukraines government at war. i cant express how much the american people hate joe biden. >> this next from congressm...

>> i almost got my coffee. >> are you ready to go? fantastic. youre watching morning joe weekend. 20 hours have made during the week arent enough. its kind of suffocating for you? >> he has suffocating. >> lets take a look, our top stories from the week. >> the grand jury assembled by the manhattan district attorneys office, met yesterday, for the second time this week. after being told not to convene on wednesday. but for reasons unknown, sources tell nbc news that the group discussed...

i screwed up. mhm. i got us t-mobile home internet. now cell phone users have priority over us. and your marriage survived that? you can almost feel the drag when people walk by with their phones. oh i cant hear you... youre froze-- ladies, please! you put it on airplane mode when you pass our house. i was trying to work. were workin it too. yeah! work it girl! woo! i want to hear you say it out loud. well, i could switch us to xfinity. those smiles. thats why i do what i do. a few hou...