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Jimmy hi, everybody. Welcome to the tonight show head at home edition. I dont want to ruin it, though that was my whole painting thing with you we talked yesterday about Steve Higgins daughter. Anna higgins is a nurse and we it looked way better in my head jimmy i love that so much. Thanked her for all she does you cant touch that but to every nurse out there, i its the greatest. Really want to say thank you so okay. I just put my initials at the much for what youre doing bottom you guys are on ...

Summer. Only this time, the killer is the one not wearing a mask. And he doesnt use a hook, he kills people by sneezing at costco. I really dont get why people still wont wear masks. I guess not everyone takes the threat seriously. But heres what you need to know about the coronavirus. Its tiny and its everywhere. Its the kevin hart of diseases. For the past few months, ive actually been working on a big Primetime Television special about the pandemic. Its finally premiering this weekend, and im...

Morning, meaning i tested negative which makes me wonder, exactly how deep do they push that swab . President trump yesterday congratulated his daughter tiffany on twitter for graduating from law school, which is actually kind of a sweet way to say, i dont have your number. President trump today visited a ford factory in michigan that is building ventilators amid the coronavirus pandemic and after plenty of begging, they let him put a mud flap on one. Thats right, President Trump visited a ford ...

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Would be the, quote, toughest decision that he will ever make. And thats coming from a guy who once had to fire meatloaf. It couldnt have been easy for trump to fire a guy named after food during a Coronavirus Task force press briefing on friday, President Trump said that he was already thinking about dates for reopening the country from the coronavirus lockdown, but added that he would defer to experts experts . Or as most people call them, pillow salesmen. Trump administration is reportedly ex...

Jimmy seriously, you know legendary roots crew we are in crazy times when the secret Service Needs protection from the president it is the tonight show at if you are worried about trumps safety, dont. Home edition hes fine. And now here is jimmy. While the agents are quarantined, trump will be guarded by eric and don jr. Using a pair of spongebob walkietalkies jimmy hi everybody and welcome to the tonight show. Thank you so much for watching it is thursday which basically means its friday, reall...

Kids while hes away. Hold on. Hey, billy i told you, dont touch the stove, boy when you burn yourself, just put some tussin on it. Anyway, dont worry, loyal jimmy kimmel viewers. Tonight you are in good hands. Good, chapped, overlysanitized hands. Id like to also say hello to my virtual sidekick. Are you there, guillermo . Hi, how are you . Im doing all right, brother. Tell me this, why didnt jimmy take you on vacation with him . Because hes a cheap son of a bitch. That we both know. Im here for...

Week, we have all new shows as well we have the jonas brothers, ll cool j, melissa mccarthy, octavia spencer, halle berry its gonna be giant. So check out next week, all new shows, all new charities and stuff to talk about next week. So thank you so much we have a big show tonight hi hi. Jimmy we have a big show tonight. We have the one and only hugh jackman on the show tonight. Actors fund is his charity hes going with. We also have rose byrne. Her charity is foodbanknyc. Org and Bobby Cannaval...

Jimmy and his guests senator Kamala Harris. Talib kweli. Roy wood, jr and the legendary roots crew its the tonight show at home edition. And now, heres jimmy. Jimmy welcome, everybody thank you so much for watching were going to get to everything thats going on in the country right now. Last night, there were a lot of peaceful protests around the country, more peaceful than other nights so thats a step in the right direction. Also today, all four Police Officers were charged in the murder of geo...

Killer mike and chris hayes. Featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now, live on tape from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen hey. Thank you. Youre very nice. I am. Stephen thank you very much. Welcome to a late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Well, were back after ten days off, and i never imagined that, after ten days, a Global Pandemic would not be the lead story. Remember when we were all afraid of our groceries . I miss those days. No, the story that has pushed 100,000 cov...